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Highroehler

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Once
😏

Highroehler, to random
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Some things you do at home that you don't do at work.

>Sips death wish coffee on the toilet

Highroehler, to random
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Icymi :gm:

Highroehler, to random
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If I had a shekel for every time I bumped into @n3f_X outside @GolfCartLady 's window

SK1ZM, to random
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Passed by a gnarly six car pile-up into a construction site along the interstate, because it's 4am 🧐

Highroehler,
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When we were kids swimming at my aunt's my brother asked to go inside to use the bathroom. My uncle said to just go behind the pool. An hour later my aunt shrieks. My uncle thought he just had to pee. It wasn't that my brother dropped a deuce in their yard as much as the random placement, and it was just one long green ass turd.

n3f_X, to random
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video/mp4

Highroehler,
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@Humpleupagus @the 1:59 Mark

Highroehler,
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I bet just being a roadie you had to be slaying some vagana

Highroehler,
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True story. I seen Down, a side project from a couple guys from Pantera. Sold out show. My gf at the time had to go to the bathroom. I'm down in the pit. Everybody is asking me to boost them up so they could crowd surf to the stage cuz I'm tall AF. This smoking hot broad in a skirt comes up to me and asks if she can sit on my shoulders in the middle of the show. Why not? She takes her shirt off. Phil Anselmo fucking stops the band and says "sorry guys I don't normally do that but that's a nice set of titties right there." Whole place is cheering. I turn around and they beam all the stage spotlights right on us. She's shaken em. Everybody's screaming. I'm ducking with this half naked bitch on my back. Find my girl after and she says "did you see that stupid slut showing her tits ugggh?. Lol

Highroehler,
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The nerve a that whore :hhhhh:

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Highroehler,
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Sawsall with a dick on the blade

Highroehler,
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That's what it feels like to have ten grand in your pocket

18+ Highroehler,
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🤒🔥

Highroehler,
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I heard Mike pence wife won't let him be alone in a room with a man

Highroehler,
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I'll just leave a picture of his daughter for you and slowly walk away :pepe_leaving:

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Highroehler,
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Checks out

Highroehler,
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Bro... This... Can't load a dish or clothes washer right. Sweep shit under the rug.

Highroehler,
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When it's cold and they wipe the frost off with their bare hand

:pepe_craw:
Gonna craw

Highroehler,
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Brutal ...

Women....

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n3f_X, to random
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Highroehler,
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You should try gifting evening zoo pro

graf, to random
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4 people who have come from gab out of like 120 now have already become patrons, lets go maybe gab users arent so bad

Highroehler,
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I wonder how many of the gab people that just came over actually purchased Christian boner pills when gab first ran ads :jeb_think:

matty, to random
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Boobies

Highroehler,
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They used to call me "beer can" back in high school 😏

Highroehler, to random
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The lady slippers arc continues...

... My brother had work in Georgia to do so he stopped by our relatives in Florida while he was closer down there.

While visiting, a relative took him over to his GFs. Her son stole my lady slippers... And guess who comes in...f wearing them? 🧐

My brother sent me pics of this little stoner and he's basically d0c

Highroehler,
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That's the thing. I asked him if he's getting them back and if he admitted to it, or just made an excuse. He hasn't answered but sent me several other photos. By the looks of this one, he had them off and looks sad. Wish I could show the look on his face because it's priceless.

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This kid is going to shit himself and hide when he sees the crew roll up outside to reclaim some property.

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Highroehler,
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This post reminds me that I need some new lady slippers

Highroehler,
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I'll try to make it short but that's impossible for me sometimes.

I went to Meijer I think 2 falls ago. They had a sale on summer wear. I wanted a pair of slides. Everything was sold out in the men's and as I was walking out I seen a pair of Adidas slides size 14 in the women's section. They were plain black with White stripes. I took my shoe off and it fit my foot like a glove. I bought them and @GolfCartLady has never forgotten and I got a nickname for my alter ego. I went to Florida for Christmas and some hippie stoner kid stole them. Now it's a Cinderella story, and it's my duty to find a better replacement for me, and to fulfill a spot on her bingo card.

Tldr I'm not gay
:jeb_ahegao: :jeb_alpha:

Highroehler,
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Thank you Kiki.

Can I borrow yours until I find a new pair?

Highroehler,
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Do you have any (cough) manlier ones?

Size 14 in women's perhaps?

Jeff foxworthy jew hands . Jpg

Highroehler,
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You're like Kathy Bates from misery lol

Highroehler,
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Except you're not fat and have a better taste in music
😏💅🦞

Highroehler,
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For what it's worth, it actually is. Everybody that I offended have recently just forgave me.

Now I just need you Kathy Bates this misery hang over I got. Lol

Highroehler,
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Ironically somebody left a single shot bottle of vodka. Do you think that alone would help?

Highroehler,
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I have the b complex and the water. That's why we're nice crew. We actually give each other advice, and that's good advice.

Thanks spuddy

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🍻
About to consume this. Even though they're cheap brands, I'm happy to have them.

Highroehler,
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I have calcium with vitamin D.

Down the hatch 🐣

Highroehler,
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🤣🤣🤣

I'll repeat everything you told me tomorrow, and Kiki will offer to cut your feet in half also.

Highroehler,
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So 10pm Eastern time, you me Kiki and Golfie can wash vitamins down with whiskey.

I think @jill should come too.

Highroehler,
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Same bruh. Just got home. Cheers!!!

Highroehler,
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Oh yeah blank. I just got back on my Xbox. Playing vintage Pac-Man rn.

I'll give you muh gamer tag tomorrow if you're still down for fortnite.

Highroehler, to random
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Good morning sweetheart! 😘

Highroehler,
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I told a friend IRL about my slipper arc and I think they think I'm the craziest person. Even then they were like "I can't believe the mf took your slides"

Almost posted the picture of Pete's coffee on sale at Kroger, but I don't think you have those?

What you having today?
☕☕ :kitty_pat:

Highroehler,
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Mfw no Valentine's creamer .

☃️❄️🌺💌

Highroehler,
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I would use 2 maple syrup eggos as buns to make an ultimate breakfast sandwich.

Highroehler,
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Yes... And cheese with a FRIED egg...

If I really want to buck the system...


⬛

Highroehler,
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Don't worry Bender, there's always still unity O.

✨ 🍑🍑

Highroehler,
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Tomboy is one thing, but Nazi lesbo?

She don't seem too concerned with the type of attention that gets on here.

graf, to random
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just watched a guy in this cafe take his laptop to the bathroom

Highroehler,
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Business or pleasure 🤔

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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Good Friday Morning my niggas

Highroehler,
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SOMEBODY in my car played David Allen coe the whole time (17 hours each way), which was very bittersweet.

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