graf,
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@pasture i made a video of the pizza vending machine but you can’t even see anything other than the box moving so im not sure it’s worth it to send but i will if you want

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

It just shits out a frozen pizza and heats it in a microwave or convection oven?

graf,
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@pasture no it looks like it assembled it in the box there’s burnt cheese everywhere. but it bakes it in the box lol

graf,
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@pasture im at it right now lmfao

NoDoxGregBrady,
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@graf @pasture Any chance you could share that with everyone?

graf,
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KittyTantrum,
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@graf @NoDoxGregBrady @pasture that lonely little pepperoni in the corner :cat_cry:

graf,
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@KittyTantrum @NoDoxGregBrady @pasture yeah i didn’t expect it but it looks like the machine assembled it in the box based on the cheese everywhere. they dump ingredients into a box and bake it in the box so the bottom is on fire. there’s round holes on the bottom to transfer heat easier. about to try it now

graf,
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@KittyTantrum @NoDoxGregBrady @pasture it’s “alright” the crust is soggy like those frozen mini pizzas you can get. the toppings are pretty unremarkable. i got a better fresh pizza for less last night. 5/10 probably won’t buy again

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

How does a robot manage to burn a pizza?

graf,
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@pasture @NoDoxGregBrady i was able to cut it with a butter knife so let that stand as a statement to the crust

Dudebro,
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NPCs burn pizzas all the time

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

I burn my frozen oven pizzas because it makes the delicious taste of the GMOs come out nicely but if I'm spending that much money on a pizza it better be fucking cooked right

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@pasture @Dudebro @NoDoxGregBrady sending you the video on matrix lmfao

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

in all seriousness if you want legit pizza crust that tastes amazing look up janies mill. You can just seatch for them if you don’t trust the link. They have all sorts of flour just a little expensive non gmo and stone ground.

https://www.janiesmill.com/collections/shop/products/italian-style-pizza-flour

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

I wish I had the patience to make pizza from scratch. That's the only thing I justify ordering out anymore because I know that I will never be a real pizzaiola.

graf,
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@pasture @Dudebro @NoDoxGregBrady as soon as i learned how to make breads i started making my own pizzas and its far more superior. plus i can make buldak tomato sauce and have spicy pidzer

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

I see some chef YouTubers that are like "I love my cheese 'New York style' with a little bit of brown on it 🤌."

You know who else loves the brown? Retards. Good thing those groups overlap.

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

The best cope its called caramelization, nigger their aint enough sugar to caramelize in that shit.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @pasture @NoDoxGregBrady i like the burnt cheese taste tbh but this is more petrified than burnt, almost like it was dried while it was cooked. not sure it was even cheese tbh also ther'es probably like a tablespoon of sauce on the whole thing. for 13$ its not worth it. you can get a take out special for a tenner after taxes that's much better

Mamako,
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@graf @Dudebro @pasture @NoDoxGregBrady You can’t get a large pizza here from a restaurant under 10, but you can get frozen pizzas for 5 occasionally.

graf,
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@Mamako @Dudebro @pasture @NoDoxGregBrady really? dominos here even has a walk in like 11 or 12$ pizza (so like 8-10 usd)

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