Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

I must be in Italy because my entire timeline is pasta

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar
Tonitta,

@Doll @Xenophon oooo He's so cute =)

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

How did Korean get shoahed

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

Too many gamer words I think, but the poast is yeeted too and korean is incapable of using a different account name. Some sort of weird disorder.

Tonitta,

@Doll @Xenophon Just can't hang with the girls 💅 smh, silly boys

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Is the spinster timeline a vagina monologue

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

My local timeline there is just a handful of my 'girls' and Jeff Cliff, who for some strange reason decided to follow it. He fedposts a lot.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Jeff followed my poast acct. 🤷‍♂️

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

My poast account is a baby newfag. It has maybe ten people on it.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Mine is jan22, but i hardly used it. It was nice during this gab crisis wwith m tl getting shit on like a street in Mumbai

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I haven't seen anyone suck on a noodle that hard since the last time Sui sent me a video from the bath house.

Tonitta,

@Humpleupagus @Doll @Xenophon bathhouse? What are you up to with that trunk mr hump ?

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Spraying bros and slapping hos. Why?

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

Off work Hump is the fun one.

:hump:

Tonitta,

@Doll @Humpleupagus @Xenophon Thats so lewd....tho

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I'm actually working right now.

I'm preparing a case management statement.

That's a typical Friday night when you're in your mid-forties. 😒

Tonitta,

@Humpleupagus @Doll @Xenophon omg, you're a lawyer?

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

He's married, girl. Sorry. 💔

Tonitta,
Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

But like a good lawyer, he'll still fuck you for money

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I'll fuck you for free, taking your cash is just a bonus.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

UwU anytime baby. Ill make your penis-kun and sperm-sama meet :ahegao_smiley:

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

ERP on the TL ~ you boys spoil me.

Tonitta,

@Doll @Humpleupagus @Xenophon I can't see what's going on!

Must be another misogynist 🙄

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

Yes, you should keep away from Xeno. He's a fucking menace.

Tonitta,

@Doll @Humpleupagus @Xenophon He sounds like it...idk, if he's not allowed her, then he must be bad 😎

Omega_Variant,
@Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital avatar

Spinster at one point defederated all of NCD because no reason and they never could remember a reason 🙄 women.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

But who besides me is still defederated 😭

Omega_Variant,
@Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital avatar

I have no clue. Maybe me, I rarely, if ever, get responses from spinsters

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

Yep, you're unpersoned as well.

Omega_Variant,
@Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital avatar

Makes sense now. LMAO I'm like one of the least misogynistic around here. Ironic.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Im not an incel so i dont know why they blocked me. Too many gamer words?

Omega_Variant,
@Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital avatar

They found themselves to attracted to our Anglo charm. It scared them to not feel oppressed.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

They felt the urg for thicc norwood cock so had to block. Many such cases

Omega_Variant,
@Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital avatar

Norwood sounds like the name of a gay bar I can't be part of that, I'm sorry comrades

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

I still haven't made a norwood. They have a nigger there

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar
Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar
Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Hot.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

>Doll doesnt know about gay chicken

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

> Doll seems relieved about this.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

@Doll @Humpleupagus @Xenophon @Tonitta No, this is pretty common - especially in high schools.

The two funny guys will act very gay to each other until one goes "OK that's too fucking far" and the one who acted gayer wins the encounter.

Guys who are unironically gay are usually excluded from this.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Thank you.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

@Xenophon @Doll @Humpleupagus @Tonitta Yeah we never had a name for it, it was just something that was done. It's 100% a joke and everyone involved knows it.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

It was also never really gay because straight dudes have low tolerance. Unless youre a sociopath like @Sui who has to win.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

@Xenophon @Doll @Sui @Humpleupagus @Tonitta Yeah it maybe only ever gets as far as weird shoulder touching. An ass-grope or something would've been way past the line. It never gets VERY gay.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

>you dont understand
>i sucked his dick IRONICALLY
>I couldnt lose gay chicken
-Nick Fuentes

Tony,
@Tony@clew.lol avatar

LOL that whole nick arc is hilarious

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

How do i appeal my spinster ban

Tony,
@Tony@clew.lol avatar

you just have to be a feminist. And fight against misogyny.

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

DO NOT MENTION FATHERS.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

>its impossible to be on spinter with all 5 of the following

>math skills
>a good relationship with your father

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Good thing I only have mommy issues then. 😏

Tonitta,

@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @Doll @Sui @Xenophon Ugh, of course you do. I bet you want a woman to do everything for you 🙄 Mr Lawyer Man can't even do his own laundry

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I actually do laundry every day.

My wife washes the dishes, and I put them in the dishwasher.

She sweeps and I vacuum.

I'm actually a very decent person irl.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Every day? Fuck that.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I have three kids. There's a lot of clothes, towels, etc.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

No one here has ever told me I've gone to far though.

Broooooo job. Broooooooo job. I love joking with my friends. 😏

1nter4ri,
@1nter4ri@poa.st avatar
Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Does it pay? 🤔

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Cause it feels like youre shitposting with racists...

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

Shitposting on the clock, sneaky sneaky lawyer

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

The trick is to not write that on the invoice.

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