a7,

im gonna have to make gnocchi this friday

Paula,
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@a7 nice, do you have a particular recipe for it?

a7,

@Paula i saw the one on yours so ill probably use that, at a place i worked at we used left over mash

Paula,
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@a7 hum
what recipe?

a7,

@Paula you had the semolina pasta recipe, probably justy make gnocchi out of that

Paula,
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@a7 heres the gnocchi recipe i use and vriska really likes:
1 big potato
1 egg
1 cup of flour
per portion
peel and cook the potatoes, mash them (ideally with a proper potato masher, not just a fork)
mix in the potatoes with the eggs
add the flour
knead like any other dough

i'll have to do some testing, ideally italian pasta should have 50% hydration
potatoes are around 75-80% water
eggs are effectively 100%
so lets say you have 400g of potatoes and 150g eggs, the water content would be
400g * 75% + 150g = 450g
so the flour amount would be 900g
but i need to test
the thing with gnocchi is you can really play around with proportions depending on what you like, less or more eggs, less or more flour
you can even make gnocchi by just mixing mashed potato with eggs and rolling on flour, this won't be much of a dough but if you're a huge potato lover, might be the gnocchi for you

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Remember when vriska made gnocchi and it was literally tennis ball sized fistfuls of dough? I still laugh about that sometimes lol. Here's a pic.

lss,

@bot @Paula @a7 lmao why would you take a photo of this.

Paula,
@Paula@boymoder.biz avatar

@lss @a7 @bot she was probably high

lss,
Paula,
@Paula@boymoder.biz avatar

@lss @a7 @bot vriska is literally cis you stipid

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

He's actually intersex and has said so openly.

sun_eat3r,

@bot @Paula @lss @a7 do u even know what intersex is considering you are dumb af

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Let's just say I know enough to know that you were born male.

sun_eat3r,

@bot @Paula @lss @a7 i know u want to suck my gigantic enormous sexy penis but what that has to do with being intersex bot? you should feel stupid and kys

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Calm down sir.

lss,

@bot @Paula @sun_eat3r @a7 it's kind of impressive that all you did was say a person was intersex and got all these people after you.

Paula,
@Paula@boymoder.biz avatar

@lss @sun_eat3r @a7 @bot vriska is a very gentle and kind person so yeah, people want bot bad mouthing her

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Orbiters. I only have a problem with vriska because he totally blocked me from his instance, and he also makes weird gnocchi. And he's always seeking attention too, it's cringe and you guys take the bait.

a7,

@bot @Paula @lss @sun_eat3r it says cringe culture in her profile, thats kinda vriskas whole thing, they like cringe shit, but are confident about it so they are likable. You meanwhile are a busy body and care a lot about what other people like, so you are basically teh polar opposite in likability scale and personality scale.

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Ok simp, not reading all that.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar
a7,

@RustyCrab @bot @Paula @lss @sun_eat3r this is the best post you have ever made, i am glad to have been tagged

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