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Paula

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let's try this once again

massive worthless failure

God's most hopeful fool

lover of cirno and pizza

cooking recipes at cooking.boymoder.biz

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a7, to random

im gonna have to make gnocchi this friday

Paula,
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@a7 nice, do you have a particular recipe for it?

Paula,
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@a7 hum
what recipe?

Paula,
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@a7 heres the gnocchi recipe i use and vriska really likes:
1 big potato
1 egg
1 cup of flour
per portion
peel and cook the potatoes, mash them (ideally with a proper potato masher, not just a fork)
mix in the potatoes with the eggs
add the flour
knead like any other dough

i'll have to do some testing, ideally italian pasta should have 50% hydration
potatoes are around 75-80% water
eggs are effectively 100%
so lets say you have 400g of potatoes and 150g eggs, the water content would be
400g * 75% + 150g = 450g
so the flour amount would be 900g
but i need to test
the thing with gnocchi is you can really play around with proportions depending on what you like, less or more eggs, less or more flour
you can even make gnocchi by just mixing mashed potato with eggs and rolling on flour, this won't be much of a dough but if you're a huge potato lover, might be the gnocchi for you

Paula,
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@lss @a7 @bot she was probably high

Paula,
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@lss @a7 @bot vriska is literally cis you stipid

Paula,
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@lss @sun_eat3r @a7 @bot vriska is a very gentle and kind person so yeah, people want bot bad mouthing her

Paula, to random
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thinking about giving up

PurpCat, to random
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So a study came out that shows that after surgeries, suicides increase.
https://www.auajournals.org/doi/10.1097/JU.0000000000001971.20

Paula,
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@straw @PurpCat have you seen how most surgeries turn out?
unless you have the money to get a proper one, just don't even bother
or save money on diy ✂️✂️

Paula,
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@straw @PurpCat it's not better bur if you can only afford a surgeon that will butcher you anyway, do it yourself lol

a7, to random

you guys remember that coffee can i was talking about,
just noticed its in a picture of mine

Paula,
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@a7 @Arcana i don't have anything on my walls yet but once i finish jade's embroidery i'll do some framed embroideries for myself :3

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

Me going up to the single ladies to ask for a dance : :catstand: (rejection will devastate me so I won’t say anything, I’ll just keep looking up at them until they acquiesce or tell me to kys myself)

Paula,
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@hivfag @RehnSturm256 @disabled dominant men :shyflushe:

Paula,
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@hivfag @RehnSturm256 @disabled :bottomflushe:
sniff sniff

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 @disabled @hivfag i don't have an owner rn !!

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 @disabled @hivfag yeah i need an owner to correct me into submission heh

Paula,
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Paula,
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@disabled @RehnSturm256 @hivfag then im not a dommy mommy
silly

Kyou, to random
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I need death's sweet embrace now more than ever

Paula,
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@Kyou good lord.. and i thought it was hot over here..

RehnSturm256, to random

:blobcatfunny:

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 me and who

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 i think you mentioned talking to some twitter egirl, how is it going

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 nice, nothing quite like egirl butt

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 @mischievoustomato damn bit h get ho honkers off that steak !

Paula,
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@disabled @mischievoustomato @RehnSturm256 you do you
but as much as i cry about no bf, im still not being a dommy mommy again

Paula,
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@disabled @mischievoustomato @RehnSturm256 indeed
i want to be princess carried

Paula,
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@RehnSturm256 @disabled sweat has salt so this actually has merit maybe

vriska, to random
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My brothers dog is gnawing on the table leg

Paula,
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@vriska for science, is it male or female

a7, to random

theres no way some one legitimately forgets to flush the toilet this many times, this nigga disgusting

Paula,
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@a7 my brother is like that..

Paula,
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@RustyCrab @a7 i wouldn't mind having a roommate, they just have to be a clean girl

Paula,
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@a7 @RustyCrab damn..
well the girls i know are cwean !

Paula,
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@a7 @RustyCrab god i really hate women

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