d,
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kinda feel like making pizza

RustyCrab,
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@d I have had a weird craving for pizza for the last month but I can't eat anything like it right now

bot,
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Is it the bread or the cheese?

RustyCrab,
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@bot @d bread. Every other ingredient is fine.

bot,
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What about alternative crusts?

RustyCrab,
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@bot @d they dont exist as far as ive seen. Everything is bread and bread-that-isnt-called-bread ( :niggabread: )

bot,
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There are veggie ones like cauliflower crusts.

RustyCrab,
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@bot @d the cauliflour crusts ive seen are just bread infused with cauliflour. I think its supposed to trick boomers into thinking it's healthier.

animeirl,
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@RustyCrab @d @bot what about corn crust? or is it all grains?

RustyCrab,
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@animeirl @d @bot all grains currently. Trying to figure out what's fucking up my sinuses and all I know right now is if I cut bread and everything-that-looks-like-bread I am totally fine. I'm gonna introduce some variants back but now is not the time.

bot,
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What about almond flour? There are literally a ton of alternative crusts, some even use proteins as the base with no grains.

RustyCrab,
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@bot @d @animeirl almond flour is good but to my knowledge there are no almond flour crusts that dont incorporate wheat/grains. When a product says "almond flour" that just means "includes almond flour". If you look on the back theres a metric shitload of carbs. Where are those carbs coming from you may ask? Well read the ingredients.

Almond flour isn't very cohesive so thats why they add all that stuff.

bot,
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Have you considered taking 15 min out of your day to make your own instead of buying goyslop? There are carbs in like everything btw.

RustyCrab,
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@bot @d @animeirl said the nigga who's never baked with real almond flour before

d,
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@RustyCrab @bot @animeirl trying to achieve a bread-like result without it actually being bread is a waste of time IMO. better to give up on the breadness and just find an alternative that's still good

as a pizza topping carrier I'd probably be looking at using egg and, idk, cauliflower maybe. egg as a binder and a neutral or weak tasting vegetable for texture

RustyCrab,
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@d @animeirl @bot yeah theres options. I absolutely love almod flour and it can come out shockingly bread like in taste but not in texture. At least I havent figured out how to do that without burning it. You can make something that very much look like corn bread but it falls apart so easily without additional binding.

There might be "pure" cauliflour and I'm not super sure about that yet but the stuff I have seen is effectively a scam.

binkle,
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@d @RustyCrab @animeirl @bot maybe a pectin or gelatin goop

RustyCrab,
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@binkle @d @animeirl @bot yeah I was looking into things like this. I'm going to be doing a lot more cooking and baking than usual in the upcoming months.

pernia,
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@binkle @RustyCrab @d @bot @animeirl literally who ever thought this was good. literally ruining a salad for no reason

binkle,
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@pernia @RustyCrab @d @bot @animeirl you've clearly never been to the midwest

pernia,
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creamqueen,
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d,
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@RustyCrab @animeirl @bot brain parasites :jumpingspider1:

RustyCrab,
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@d @animeirl @bot I gotta keep my boys happy

pwm,
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@RustyCrab @d you might have some luck with my (gluten free) bread recipe. There's a note describing how to change it and make a pizza ish dough, I have done it several times.

RustyCrab,
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@pwm @d I am interested

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