sjw,
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coolboymew,
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shortstories,
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@sjw @Tepid_Tapir

Is that a type of cat that cat kill & eat humans easily?

sjw,
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@shortstories @Tepid_Tapir I don't know about easily. It depends on the human I suppose. I doubt a quadriplegic would put up much of a fight. They don't really attack humans unless absolutely desperate or cornered. The chance of being attacked by a mountain lion are about 1 in a billion. You have a much higher chance of winning the lottery jackpot than getting attacked by a mountain lion.

If I were putting money on a fight to the death between a mountain lion and a seasoned hiker my money is absolutely on the hiker and the mountain lion feels the same way.

Basically what you're seeing here is your standard dog-like creature:
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Mamako,
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@sjw @shortstories @Tepid_Tapir A mountain lion would absolutely fuck up the average woman, a man could fight back, but if the cat does what cats do best, ambush, the man would still die without knowing basic first aid.

Mamako,
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@sjw @shortstories @Tepid_Tapir But yes, there are way easier things to kill, so they would have no reason to attack.

sjw,
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@Mamako @shortstories @Tepid_Tapir yeah even in a situation like this they aren't looking for a fight
Don't be retarded and you should be fine.
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sjw,
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@Mamako @shortstories @Tepid_Tapir that's why I said seasoned hiker. A novice hiker could go either way but a seasoned hiker knows how to survive.

Mamako,
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@sjw @shortstories @Tepid_Tapir The lacerations would be difficult to stem out in the wilderness, depending on where the cat got you and the amount of time before someone save you would be relevant, as the cat can attack with impunity as the human isn't going to chase it down to win a fight. I wouldn't expect tactical thinking from a wild animal, but nature has a way of surprising people.

sjw,
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@Mamako @shortstories @Tepid_Tapir really depends on how bad and where but a good chance it's survivable.

Tepid_Tapir,

@sjw @Mamako @shortstories One of yall motherfuckers needs to talk to John Marston cuz his ass and his horse has like a 90% fatality rate when a catamount is about

sjw,
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lord_nougat,
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@sjw @Tepid_Tapir @shortstories @Mamako Kitty is not amused.

sjw,
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lord_nougat,
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sjw,
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@lord_nougat @Mamako @Tepid_Tapir @shortstories oh man I forgot to tag @Monsignor_DickFace in these two videos

EvilSandmich,
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@sjw @lord_nougat @shortstories @Mamako @Tepid_Tapir Litterbox cleaning time 😒 😒

sjw,
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@EvilSandmich @shortstories @Mamako @Tepid_Tapir @lord_nougat Messi (the cat's name) doesn't have a litter box. He uses the toilet like people.

coolboymew,
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@sjw @shortstories @Mamako @Tepid_Tapir The gov doesn't want you to know this, but you can take mountain lions, they're free

histoire,

@coolboymew @sjw @shortstories @Mamako @Tepid_Tapir

You can definitely attempt

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw @Tepid_Tapir I'm so fucking jealous

sjw,
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@Monsignor_DickFace @Tepid_Tapir we should start a breeding program to domesticate mountain lions

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