@ForbiddenDreamer@madison@Dudebro@Barbecued_Lemons@yockeypuck Ive been burnt by a acetylene torch.
Mandolined a finger tip off.
Slid on ice and landed eye socket first into the corner of a car door.
Broke my hand and ripped up my fingers on an ice hike falling into a crevice.
Stabbed with a pencil.
There are more but you get the point.