GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

So.. if you look directly at the
eclipse without your super
special eclipse viewing glasses
it will turn you into a retarded one
eye madastadon (user).
:pug_foil:

Source:
I made it up. :kitty_alpha:

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Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar
ThisFuckinGuy,

Oh no @Humpleupagus wah happened

GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

Shouldn't have looked at the
eclipse... :02shrug:

ThisFuckinGuy,

Poor nigga lost all his hair too

Myshkin,
@Myshkin@nicecrew.digital avatar

I just found my glasses from the last eclipse not going back to mastodon

jill,
@jill@nicecrew.digital avatar

...Dad got 2 pair FO FREE from the dentist...you need a pair...?... :uhu:

GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

I've got mine.
Been wearing them all week :doge_dance_cool2:

Myshkin,
@Myshkin@nicecrew.digital avatar

eggcelant

ThisFuckinGuy,

Idk what the egg eye lore is. Bummed i missed it.

GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

Not much in the way of lore.
We were just being weirdos
a while back.
😂​

GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar
GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

I'm using them to view the
eclipse now...

🍳 🍳

ThisFuckinGuy,

Shit wild at gcl house

GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

I have my moments... :pepe_blush:

MeBigbrain,
@MeBigbrain@poa.st avatar
GolfCartLady,
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

Marked safe from the
eclipocalypse.. :checkmark_a1:

jill,
@jill@nicecrew.digital avatar

...two different dudes @ work said they wanted to take Monday off...not necessarily to watch the eclipocalypse... :think_side:
...but that simply IN peeps are fn weird... checks out :checkmark_a3:

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Might carry my gun with me on Monday in case any a bloogy woos show up

ThisFuckinGuy,

Why wouldn't you be carrying your gun like ever?

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Dont want to reveal infosec. Personal reasons though.

ThisFuckinGuy,

Shot yourself in the penis didn't you sir

Myshkin,
@Myshkin@nicecrew.digital avatar

Sig

ThisFuckinGuy,

Taurus

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Springfield

ThisFuckinGuy,

9mm

jill,
@jill@nicecrew.digital avatar

:pewpew:

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

I have a xds-45

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

It’s nice because it has a slot to see if one is chambered and the safety is on the grip so no accidental pp shots

ThisFuckinGuy,

I have a g2c and a public defender. The g2c has a little flag that pops up when its in battery so you can feel for it. The other ones a revolver so if you shoot yourself with that its a .45 long rifle or a 410 shotgun shell 🤷🏻‍♂️ it would be pretty difficult though

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Man shoots off dick with 410. You have a massive rooster sir

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I once ran my dick over with an S10. I accidentally dropped it out of the window. 😒

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