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jill, to random
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...a rainy afternoon treat...took me by surprise...fr fr... :ladydeer:
...henlo fren...

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jill, to random
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...if you zoom in 🧐 ...you can see the lil turtle nose... :happy_turtle:

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jill,
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...plan on checking the camera tmrw...gotta learn how to download off of there & onto my laptop... :thunk_spin:

jill, to random
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:gmmmm: :blank: Fam & Frens...tis Wiener Frideeee... 🌭
:happy_sun: ---> time for Breakfast of Champions... :uhu:

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ThePirateQueen, to random
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I will confess before I die. Please come to the wake. I see you. It is noted.

*I become very macabre when I drink. Bear with me. I'm horrible.

jill,
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...kinda sorta been thinking about not having / not wanting a big (any) ta-do for my passing...like ---> cremate, bury, done...my will executor can advise a select group to meet at the cemetery...
...your thoughts are appreciated...

jill, to random
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GEeee :blank: Fam & Frens... :eyebrowwiggle: ...Wiener Frideeee... 🌭
...eeeevening edition... :girbil_bat_thing:
@Doll & @Sui & @Humpleupagus

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PodunkPotato, to random
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Hello?

jill,
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:impaler: ...you better not do that again, buster...
...you're picking something WAY tf different to give up for lent next year...bucko... :peachcat_gangster:
...& that's that... :flips_hair:
:spank2:
...welcome back...Sir Tater....you were missed... :otter_happy:

jill,
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...an alt acct....so he could smooozie woooozie his way back in & restart his old account....sneaky lil Tater...I tell ya...these whipper snappers these days...showing off... :eyebrowwiggle:

jill,
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...tis the only way in...?...perhaps...?...then it's (prolly) a lil tich bit of schmoosing with the Bossmen (Fearless Nice Leader) in order to resurrect the old (done quit) account... :thinkeyes:

jill,
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...no no...my story is more betterer...you neeeeded to crawl back...asking for forgiveness... :matty:
...so you never ever do that again... :checkmark_a3:

Dan_Hulson, to random
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Please stop telling me about the solar eclipse I don't care it's nearly as annoying as when new parents with ugly babies keep telling you how cute they are

jill,
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:gmmmm: King Dan...I shall not speak of the eclipse...no no...that I am in the direct path of...noppers...won't say anything...especially that it is about 5 hrs away.... :cute_wink:

jill,
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Evil_Bender, to random
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Happy Birthday @graf

jill,
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...aaaaapy BDay to you, Sir Graf... 🎂 ... :partyblob_dance:

GolfCartLady, to random
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So.. if you look directly at the
eclipse without your super
special eclipse viewing glasses
it will turn you into a retarded one
eye madastadon (user).
:pug_foil:

Source:
I made it up. :kitty_alpha:

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jill,
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...Dad got 2 pair FO FREE from the dentist...you need a pair...?... :uhu:

jill,
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...two different dudes @ work said they wanted to take Monday off...not necessarily to watch the eclipocalypse... :think_side:
...but that simply IN peeps are fn weird... checks out :checkmark_a3:

jill,
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:pewpew:

jill, to random
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...tl cleanser required...idk wtf habbened...BBB & Golfie... :otter_question:
---> whuuuut the whuuuut...turn this ship around... @KiKi88 & @GolfCartLady

jill,
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:pepe_nigger_a: & :pepe_kike_a: & :pepe_faggot_a: ...and loads of pix...and loads of words about the pix... :cry_hq: ...tooo much, BBB...too much... 🥺

jill,
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...skip it all, BBB...skip it ---> onward we go... :heartz:
:hug_apu:

jill,
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...duh...always save the wieners...dems delish... :otter_eyebrows:

Doll, to random
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What the fuck did you guys do to goose? 😤

jill,
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jill,
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...I sorry...wrong one... :pepe_blush:

JohnGritt, to random
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It must be six hours now. Every Poa.ster has come out to white knight for one dork. All of them cry out in pain as they tantrum with their words.

What a pathetic group of do-nothings. This might be the biggest instance of faggots on the Fedi, seriously though.

Their childish minds are on parade.

jill,
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...quickie question ---> why stay where one is not wanted, loved, appreciated...why...?... :thinkeyes: ...one might think something is afoot...

Frondeur, to random
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just block the instance you retard...

@leonxyz

jill,
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...caught the block coof, too... :blob_devilish:

jill,
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...welpers...never had the opportunity to meet his acquaintance...however...from my preliminary research...I think he is a tampon wearing male of the highest order...Sir Douche-a-Lot... :think_side:

jill, to random
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:gmmmm: :blank: Fam & Frens...tis Wiener Frideeee... 🌭 ... :animu_dance4:
...ooo...the many facets of hotdogs... :uhu:
@conspiracy
@Humpleupagus

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jill,
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...thaaaaanks, Sir GSock... & :gmmmm: ...x2...to youuuuu... :dancing_cat:

jill,
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... :pepe_giggle: ... & :gmmmm: Sir Humps...your wiener looks...'sad'... :thinkeyes:

JeffTheJoker, to random
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Blatt, stein, berg, and witz, really do give me the shits. 😒

jill,
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:cat_dump:

:kek_unamused:

BigTLarrity, to random
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K-Mart portrait studio was the best. I always knew we were going to Shoneys afterwards when Grandma wanted to get pictures taken

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jill,
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...how tf were :pepe_nigger: s so prominent in ads waaaay back then... :thunk_spin:
...ugh... :cry_hq:

matty, to random
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Nazism is so last year. I'm Gorf-right now.

jill,
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...become a Gorfite...join us fren... :pepe_torch:

jill,
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...had a newfag join NCD, came in hot swindling a honeypot platform called GORF...he lacked self-awareness...now removed...his short-lived evolution was entertaining tho... 🥂

kroner, to random
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What's gorf

jill,
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...who was the peep...?...thinking I missed that (sleeping)... :thunk_spin:

jill, to random
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:gmmmm: :blank: Fam & Fedi Frens...tis Wiener Frideee... 🌭
...a day of visual delights...historical recreations...& puppies :fluffytail:
@Kang_Kong3
@Zealist

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jill,
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...prolly...pretty sure...that wiener is some flavor of royalty...fr fr...
:peachcat_crown:

jill,
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...Humps five minutes after that... :kek_smirk:

Darbzilla, to random
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It was on this day March 10th of 2024 when Lord Darbzilla The 3rd asked "are there those among us who shall walk with me?"

It was then that two heads arose from their ancient slumber, "we walk with you" they said.

Then from the most unfathomable depths walked "Ladyzilla" and "Otterzilla"

As the most current head of Darbism I welcome @GolfCartLady & @jill as my newest disciples (prize for winning contest)

jill,
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...clouds part...angels sing...what a blessed Sundeee it is... :heartz:

jill,
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...[...lost our fren...]... :cry_hq:

jill, to random
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...welcome (back) to our lil corner... @Cruise2
...here's to a delightful stay... :uhu:
:smiley_bumper:
@KiKi88 & @Imp

jill,
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...spare no expense...truly...all we have is time (& allegedly $)... :uhu:

jill,
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...heck shooot fire...yesssss... :dancedance:
...at M'Lady Imp's School-o-Cooking, we try/post whatever comes our way...usually...within reason... :face_with_raised_eyebrow_a:
...(like, we don't cook w Sir Humps...gnome whut I'm saying)... 😬

jill,
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...well then...Good Sir...
...it has been...allegedly...documented that certain food products have entered bodily orifices within the images ou have posted...allegedly...Sir...[...hotdogs do come to mind...]... :peachcat_devious:

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jill,
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@Doll & @Sui
@Humpleupagus
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Doll, to random
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jill,
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...thankfully, Sir Matty made us signs... :dancedance:

:pepe_nigger: :pepe_kike: :pepe_faggot:

jill,
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....ooo.... or like ---> :deez_nuts:

jill,
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...ooo...Sir Matty...Hiiiii :hk_dance:
...sooooo...we were wondering if it might could be possible to have our sign stash have motion...perhaps...pretty please... :cute_wink:

...aaaaaand...if helpful for the process...
...I kindly ask these fine Gents to assist ---> @ArmadilloRancher & @nips

jill,
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...roger that, Good Sir...I shall ask our Fedi Fam ---> how our signage might could get a lil pep in the step... :dancedance:

jill,
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...tbf, Sir Dan is in his 30s...far cry from Boomerville... :flips_hair:

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