icedquinn,
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1990s programmers: :blobcatstrong: i made an RTS with procedurally generated maps oh yeah

20XX programmers: all they know is cash shop, battle pass, fomo, gatcha tokens, oh i guess there's a half baked platformer in there maybe

thegreatape,

@icedquinn You forgot "and lie" for 20xx programmers. I am so sick of empty promises for new games lol

icedquinn,
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@thegreatape can i interest you in the whale store where we sell ships to people who already wasted 10k$ on our other unfinished crap?

thegreatape,

@icedquinn yeah sure I'll buy a skin for 35 dollars aaand an xp boost for 40

icedquinn,
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

@thegreatape 60$ MSRP

70$ lilith skin

:blobcatgoogly: you have a phone don't you

thendrix,
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They have dance reacts with soft body physics now too… I thought that was a meme also, but I saw video of one with a platformer minigame.

icedquinn,
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

@thendrix @thegreatape sixty trillion meseta for the boob implants

thendrix,
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I’m just glad they’re starting to drop Marxism as they can’t afford it anymore. That said I’m not buying a game that’s equivalent of a sticky floor casino with pole dancers.

icedquinn,
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

@thendrix @thegreatape meanwhile i'm trying to make a game that is just full of pole dancers :blobcatgoogly:

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