thegreatape

@thegreatape@den.raccoon.quest
  • I may share posts that people under 18 shouldn't look at.
  • I am always listening to music. Mainly RnB, Jazz, Jazz Fusion
  • Linux obsessed nerd focussing on NixOS and Gentoo.
  • I love monkeys / primates of every kind. #PrimatesAreNotPets

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thegreatape, to random

It blows my mind Minecraft is still a thing. I thought I bought it in beta for 13 GBP when i first heard about it... Over 10 years ago. Time fucking flies.

thegreatape, to random

I kinda miss being on my computer all day ngl

thegreatape, to random

I wonder how many furries were born from this mascot

thegreatape, to random

More motivated than ever to start stacking up as much money as I can rn. I may even start parting with some of my cassette collection, if any of these are still worth money.

thegreatape, to random

me and who

thegreatape, to random

This may be controversial but uh...

People shouldn't attack and steal from homeless people. I said it.

thegreatape, to random

Can't wait for tomorrow ​:raccoon_heart_eyes:​

thegreatape, to random

IMO one of fallout 76's worst elements was the confusied narrative. The whole point of the game was supposed to be "Rebuilding the wasteland", but the gameplay loop involves nuking Virginia constantly to kill the end game boss.

Imagine if instead you built a city with other high level players, and sending out beacons that your city is ready for more settlers attracted the big bad bosses?

Of course that would never happen because the developers are inept and had 0 idea or direction for the game, and hardly anyone plays it now. Oh well, hire me for the next one Bethesda.

thegreatape, to random

Gwen Stefani?
More like 10 pastramis (I am catering an italian event)

thegreatape, to random

All this clothes talk on the timeline is reminding I need an entire new wardrobe from losing weight.

thegreatape, to random

come home from driving all day
start recompiling 100+ pieces of software for the python 3.12 upgrade.

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

fedi music club
quinn send you a controller but you are obligated to produce music or else i will come over to your house :neocat_knife:

thegreatape,

@icedquinn I really want to produce music again but its been so long and I'm so busy all the time now ​:akkosad:​

kirby, to random
@kirby@lab.nyanide.com avatar

me when they tell me my cock is political

thegreatape,

@kirby >uncut
OK anti semite

thegreatape, to random

tfw I can't just pay an author for a non drm version of their ebook. Fucking publishers lol.

MagicLike, to random
@MagicLike@mstdn.social avatar

I go outside

heavy-ish rain starts

:what2:

thegreatape,

@icedquinn @MagicLike press X to SHAUN

vriska, to random
@vriska@lizards.live avatar

so I made like four different jokes about turning bot gay and not once did she voice any kind of opposition to it despite clearly seeing the posts 🤔

thegreatape,

@vriska please do it, someone has to.

thegreatape, to random

Another day dashed away

thegreatape, to random

Wow I got 3 rejection letters in a row for stuff I applied for this morning. That's like a new record. I don't think they really regretted to inform me of their decision.

thegreatape,

@icedquinn Normally I don't get them until weeks later or not at all. I got antsy for a moment like "Wow my email inbox just went off about stuff I applied for today! that's surely a good sign!" lol ​:darkness:​

thegreatape,

@icedquinn I really don't know how it works, it's been ages since I have had to do this. Recent events has made it more pressing than ever though, so I am now in the desperation realm.

18+ thegreatape, to random

Got a new headphone mount for the wall what do yall think?

adiz, to random

What happened to NixOS?

thegreatape,

@adiz I'll save you the time:

people are complaining moderation on nix isn't inclusive enough, the guy running the nixos foundation has professional conflict of interests with the project. Also people hate military tech sponsors.

kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

can you give me the TLDR why NixOS is dead?

thegreatape,

@mischievoustomato @iska @icedquinn @kaia ngl I'm a brainlet and can't wrap my head around scheme 😦

thegreatape, to random

Why can't I just order a pizza from the command line? Imagine if Pizza Hut had an API you could use to write python (or even shell!) scripts to order pizza.

thegreatape,

@Rocc

no api? No problem! just use selenium

I do love the internet ngl.

thegreatape,

@Rocc I just thought it would be cool to do it like from a shell script.

thegreatape, to random

My fat ass when it hits the scene:

thegreatape, to random

Whoops I'm drunk playing oblivion :3

thegreatape,

@icedquinn in playing an unarmed build lmao 💀

awry, to random
@awry@gleasonator.com avatar

Is NixOS captured by the woke left?

https://www.reddit.com/r/NixOS/comments/1cd5fod/in_case_im_unable_to_return_wish_you_all_the_best/

thegreatape,

@icedquinn @awry it even has me wondering about using it. I'm just tired of culture wars ​:darkness:​ nix shell is too good to not use but maybe I shouldn't be so invested in it. Idk

thegreatape,

@icedquinn @awry its like, I understand where they are coming from, but Im really don't like how this entire ordeal went down. A lot of bad feelings for everyone and it was handled in the worst way possible lol.

thegreatape,

@icedquinn @awry its definitely a neat project, but one ive been already trying to separate from due to it being so niche. I don't like learning "the nix way" to do stuff if I don't already understand the right way to do it, for example.

thegreatape,

@icedquinn @awry I gotta check that out. Reminds me I really need to buckle down and force myself to use guix

thegreatape, to random

Hey everyone, I'm running late behind my 4 weekly payments on JACK'S FIRST COOKBOOK. So, I will be selling nudes for $1.25.

vriska, to random
@vriska@lizards.live avatar

evidence for me being a vampire

  • constantly needs to put extra blood in her body
  • very pale despite going outside quite often
  • garlic hurts body
  • weird relationship with catholicism
  • cannot properly see herself in mirrors

evidence against me being a vampire

  • has not yet used her supernatural undead powers to be really really good at baseball
thegreatape,

@vriska Alright America, grab your phones and text either
A for Vampire!!
Or B for Nah!

thegreatape, to random

I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a bill
Sittin here on capitol hill 🥺

thegreatape, to random

roomate 1 blaring tv loud
roomate 2 blaring music loud
Me about to have an autistic meltdown over the mixing loud noises ​:blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:​

Time to bust out the noise cancelling headphones

kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

I slept so bad

video/webm

thegreatape,

@kaia The rat is like this

😐
🫳 🫳

18+ thegreatape, to random

The pissing troughs were really one of the worst inventions to hit cheap public restrooms.

thegreatape, to random

a good game will change you

thegreatape, to random

one day I'm gonna get arrested and the news will be like

these were his most recent social media posts

And it's going to be screencaps me saying really gay things on the internet.

thegreatape, to random

Alright everyone check out page 3-B of the polycule meetup papers. Here you'll see the roadmap of the next 6 months visualized. Yes, we are finally going to buy a small abandoned western town by pooling our funds. We will need to add more members into the group to afford the pull it takes to get a whole foods opened up there.

vriska, to random
@vriska@lizards.live avatar

if I were famous and wealthy enough to get close to her i would use my ability to make people gay on Taylor Swift just for the culture

thegreatape,

@vriska @marine I could actually see it

thegreatape, to random

yall need any tiaras

thegreatape, to random

NEED LOVE AND ATTENTION
SEND NOTE

thegreatape,

@icedquinn I got the tfw no bf brain worm blues ​:sadcat:​

thegreatape, to random

it's almost monkey boy summer can you believe it?

thegreatape,

I'll stick around for 5 more minutes but don't ask for something too expensive.

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