graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

what'd i miss today while i was out touching grass and smashing ass

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Ohh my goshhhh I'm dying 😂

GoodBoyUV,
@GoodBoyUV@poa.st avatar

@graf Precious (the poaster, not the fat negress movie character) and I are getting married.
All poast mutuals are invited.
yockeypuck will be catering.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@GoodBoyUV yfw you find out they are one in the same

GoodBoyUV,
@GoodBoyUV@poa.st avatar
GoodBoyUV,
@GoodBoyUV@poa.st avatar

@graf @yockeypuck catering costs just went way up

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@GoodBoyUV @graf Enjoy your based on the novel Push by Sapphire wife.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV i just remembered malcolm of malcolm in the middle fame wanted lizzo to put him on a leash

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar
yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@graf @GoodBoyUV What a strange thing to tweet.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV considering he had that blonde girl he was dating (and then married) at the same time yeah its kind of weird

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV crushing a pint rn btw

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV also munching on peanut butter filled pretzel bites (king shit)

GoodBoyUV,
@GoodBoyUV@poa.st avatar

@graf @yockeypuck Nice, just had some basmati and butter chick'n from the local place innit

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@GoodBoyUV @yockeypuck we went out for dinner around 17:00 and after the movie we went to another restaurant for beers and dessert now gf is asleep and i am vibing by lamp light

Jonny,
@Jonny@annihilation.social avatar

@graf @GoodBoyUV @yockeypuck
Consider this a $100 investment.

Hookers cost about $200

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@Jonny @GoodBoyUV @yockeypuck gf/wives cost multiple dozens, hundreds of thousands more than a prostitute a couple times a month but a prostitute will never fill that gaping hole of need

Jonny,
@Jonny@annihilation.social avatar
zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

you had 5 parking tickets last time and now just 3. Proud of you bro for handling that shit.

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

No, Jonny. Hookers are bad.

Sal_Equis,
@Sal_Equis@poa.st avatar
GoodBoyUV,
@GoodBoyUV@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @graf Erm...this you?

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@GoodBoyUV @yockeypuck its always funny when people intentionally crop out the repoast/reaction icons

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@GoodBoyUV @graf I stand by it.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV would you stand by shoe if somebody snatched her wig in public and she was sobbing uncontrollably and screaming drawing all the attention to both of you

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@graf @GoodBoyUV I would kiss her tennis ball head and buy her nuggies.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV >he wouldn't calm her down so she stops making a scene and then spit on his hand and slap her bald head so it makes a slap louder than her cries

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@GoodBoyUV BIG LYLE PRECIOUS ISN'T REAL EVERYBODY YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS HAS BEEN IMAGINARY BIG LYLE WAKE UP LYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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