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Remember what they took from you.

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graf, to random
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what'd i miss today while i was out touching grass and smashing ass

zero,
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you had 5 parking tickets last time and now just 3. Proud of you bro for handling that shit.

graf, to random
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cheese was on sale for super cheap at walmart so i bought a bunch of bricks, making macaroni and cheese topped with a half cup or so of black toasted sesame seeds (to mix in when it's cooked) and fresh picked basil, stoked

zero,
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do you Canadians pronounce it basil or basil?

zero, to random
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Xenophon, to random
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@Ravana got shoahed huh. lol

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This was the last time I trusted google translate to make a sign for me.

n3f_X, to random
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brainwashing time

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PNS, to random
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Fuckin' sick of these assholes.

They have NO upside.

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ive been slowly converting my "fiat" to digital farts.
Good luck being poor everyone.

Shadowman311, to random
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Eighth graders lmao really catching those dangerous extremists, heard they were planning to place ketchup packets under the girl's toilet seats, crisis averted gentlemen.

abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-graders-charged-racist-group-chat-southwick-massachusetts/story?id=108123039

zero,
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those kids need to watch that "never talk to police" video.

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it should be mandatory in schools.. but we both know why that wont happen.

n3f_X, to random
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😫

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KnifeEar, to random
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is it 60's country or dub step? the world needs to know

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NanoRaptor, to random
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How many connectors of any kind have you used in your entire computing history?

zero,
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DB9
DB25
Centronics
Mini DIN
RJ11
RJ45
BNC
Coaxial Type F
PS/2
ADB
USB (and variations)
VGA
DVI
HDMI
Display Port
Mini display port
RCA
1/8” TRS
1/8” TRRS
5 pin DIN
Thunderbolt 1/2
6 pin firewire
8 pin firewire
IDE
SATA
internal SCSI
SAS

Okay that’s enough. I haven’t even touched power supplies.

zero, to random
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The year is 2038. @Jonny is still talking shit into an iPhone 4 with a busted microphone.

n3f_X, to random
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zero,
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the pyramids were cool though?

Humpleupagus, to random
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Winning!

zero,
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this benevolent nigga 🫡

tyler, to random
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Remember my friends: every golden age is temporary.

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Fool me once…

barber, to random

I hope y'all enjoy this story I wrote. Every word is true...

The Art Of Poormouthing

Growing up poor certainly has its share of disadvantages, but it does toughen you up and enhances your ability to improvise.

I was the third of six children and my daddy was a chicken farmer. There can be a lot of ups and downs in that business so there was never a consistent cash flow into our home. The necessities were all we got. Treats and extras were a rarity. Partly due to our circumstances but mainly because my old man was such a skinflint. He was so tightfisted with his money, if it cost a nickel to shit, he'd throw up instead.

Unfortunately for me, my next door neighbor was a boy named Billy Suddreth who was the same age as me. Billy was an only child and his daddy worked for the railroad which was a good paying job in my part of the country. Billy never wanted for anything. I was constantly reminded of all the things I could be enjoying in life because Billy had everything I desired and I had to witness what a great life he had every time I passed his house and saw him playing with all his toys in his front yard.

But it wasn't Billy's toys that I coveted the most. As a boy, my favorite thing to eat was peanut butter. My daddy would never allow mama to buy any because "it cost too much money" and "Do you know how much pinto beans you can buy for what a jar of that peanut shit costs?"

Much to my disappointment, Billy loved peanut butter too and got to eat it whenever he wanted. Billy's mama went to the store every Saturday to get their weekly haul of groceries. She always bought Billy his very own jar of peanut butter every time she went. Because he loved it so much, Billy would devour the whole jar as soon as she handed it to him. It didn't take me long to learn this pattern.

I would patiently wait on Saturday for Billy's mama to get back from the grocery store. I knew about how long it would take for Billy to eat that jar of peanut butter. When I knew my window of opportunity was open, I'd go down to Billy's house, knock on the door, and ask if he could come outside and play.

Once Billy came out, we'd play around for a few minutes and I'd always find a way to pick a fight with him and make sure it turned into a wrestling match. Now, you might be thinking I did this because I was a mean and jealous child and I somehow wanted to punish Billy for having a better life than me. You'd be wrong in thinking that. I just wanted to get close enough to him to smell that sweet scent of peanut butter on his breath.

https://youtu.be/U58JZ05qlGk

zero,
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zero,
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I said no cheese 😩

zero, to random
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When @Humpleupagus puts me down as a personal reference.

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zero, to random
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You feel like splurging?

zero, to random
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Set the tone, Own the night 🌙

anime_outdoor, to random
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Pippa dance

zero,
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iPhone can redirect it to VLC.

You spotted the lazy iPhone user.

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Humpleupagus, to random
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Alpine Mail is based af. It's far more configurable than any gui based client, and it can take pipe directly in the interface.

Tl;dr takes pipes interface, not gui.

zero,
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i almost gave it a go when my main email was pop a decade ago... godaddy forced me to switch to exchange... so probably no go... when im not so lazy finding a place to host and give me a simple imap hosting.

zero, to random
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Who still has their first edition fedi cats NFTs?

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I have a feeling you gonna make the cut for second edition 🤫

zero, to random
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RT: https://bae.st/objects/3e4bd4c6-12ee-446f-8a2f-56516d20dd41

augieray, to random
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My spreadsheet of studies finding can leave longer-term damage to bodies has grown to 408 studies. Recent additions:

  • COVID in pregnant women can result in fetal death.
  • COVID in pregnant women impacts cardiac functions in babies.
  • Mild COVID can cause persistent cognitive impairment and white matter abnormalities.
  • COVID increases the risk of obstructive sleep apnea.
  • COVID causes a loss in bone mineral density.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12VbMkvqUF9eSggJsdsFEjKs5x0ABxQJi5tvfzJIDd3U/edit?usp=sharing

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those cans of fish going back into the tunnel.

everything returns back to the earth

zero,
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Give it the sniff test.

zero,
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how about you take a nap on the train tracks

zero,
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wait until the first axle goes over the switch track. then flip the switch so the last axle goes down the other track and your trolly derail into a firey death roll

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You drive that trolley to my moms house and you will be pulled over for driving that thing not on the tracks.

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Nah.. @Humpleupagus wouldn't give a shit what I said about you cause he can think for himself.

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you ever hear about the story of the boy that cried wolf?

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Explain yourself.

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deprecated_ii, to random
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the only good thing about USB-C is you can plug it in either way

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USB C is just the physical.... concerning power... if the source is USB type A its only outputting 5V... otherwise hopefully it plays nice and negotiates the right voltage... with an inline multimeter you can watch it start at 5, jump to 9, 12, 15(sometimes) then 19/19.5/20 ish at the highest level. Though i hear 48volt to match network POE gear is going to be in the PD standard... however it always comes down to the device green flagging the watts coming in... I can use a charger meant for 100w, cable meant for 100w, and the device says fuck it im pulling 45 watt

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the problem is that there are laptops that want 20v... the charger can be rated for 20v at greater amps than factory charger... like one that will feed 100+ watts when the laptop wants peak watts to be 90.

but despite everything on the chain explicitly saying its approved for 100+ watts... the laptop will only negotiate 45/65 watts meaning you arent charging you are only keeping the laptop on.

Yet the OEM charger which is rated for LESS... will happily feed it 90 watts..

The problem with the PD standard is that it is far from standard. Too much proprietary handshakes and negotiation.

Vril_Oreilly, to random
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So they discovered secret tunnels the Jews built under their shul and synagogue in NYC, that they had tried to hide and block off. And then found a soiled child sized mattress, children's high chairs, a recently used fireplace, etc

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zero,
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lets say they shoved all the jews down the hole and then filled with concrete... would they not be load bearing jews?

graf, to random
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making buldak pizza again because I have to use the dough i made and all that pizza mozzarella dam 🦫

zero,
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how spicy that chicken though?

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Jdogg247, to random

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check your fortune though

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The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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Good Friday Morning my niggas

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you cant eat a log

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mischievoustomato, to random
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good night fedi
ill try to actually get to set up my instance tomorrow, but if i fail ig ill throw in the towel

zero,
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hump stole my home plate 😭

Tony, to random
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Loser

RT: https://foxgirl.lol/objects/1a86a5f9-7f11-431a-8eb5-affde004dd14

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I have a ghetto arm based ridpoff that has a bsd build... i ssh into to play that cave text adventure and thats the only purpose it serves.

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I've put X11 and Xfce onto bsd before... graphics support was unpleasant but functional.

I'll just play it ubuntu

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