Started off with a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had with a toasted everything bagel topped with ape oil and some simian salt.
Later, I brewed up a Starbucks "Pike Place Roast" K-Cup in the Keurig and sipped half of it for some nasty ape energy. But then, I put the mug down and got distracted by something. By the time I realized I still had a half cup left, it was cold and tasted like a monkey's wet forearm, so I dumped it. So I guess I only had a cup and a half of coffee today.
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