icedquinn,
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when the certified project manager asks if you might be confused

and then you confidently respond with the absolute wrong answer

:neocat_floof_owo:
:neocat_flush:
:neocat__w_: fuck.

Jain,
@Jain@blob.cat avatar

@icedquinn thats how i verify if i do understand the other one correctly...
Like interpreting it and either repeat it in own words or answering it helps in communication...

icedquinn,
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

@Jain i'm wondering if i should buy one of those certs and dance through the test... just not sure what good it would do. it would just amount to me being able to wear a pin and people would still ignore the fact i'm an authority on the issue :neocat_melt:

Jain,
@Jain@blob.cat avatar

@icedquinn i once did a C# certificate because i just thought i could fly through the test... i literally freshed up some things 2 hours before the test and got the cert...

Or when they started trying to implement scrum, i read that paper and thought they are doing it wrong. So i ended up trying to get the online cert, which i failed by 3 points or so... In the end i pretty much crushed them at any "how to do Scrum" topic because i actually like the philosophy altho nobody implements the correct version...

One can actually compare scrum to certain Anarchy Philosophy (Flatten hierarchies, democratize processes, leave decisions to people who have a clue)

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