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Semifinals, Match 1:

@judgedread
vs.
@mischievoustomato

Comments on Judge Dread:
"Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @lonestarr

Judge Dread is basically the posterboy for "Gab refugee who cannot and will not assimilate to fedi culture properly." His opinions range from "Gab is more important than church history" and "here is an essay about Disney." If you're here, you're probably blocked by him.

How has he achieved this? When he came over to fedi, he brought with him a group of the most obnoxious pieces of shit, started blocking everyone who mildly disagreed with him, and then used his followers to screech at everyone he has any mild disagreement with! Of course, on the majority-Christian poast, that meant that people who went up to him and said "wait no, church history is important" got a block - that's a lot of people!

Nowadays, every time he blocks someone, him and his followers turn the simple question of "wait what did I even do?" into a roaring hellthread, which sparks a hellthread about the hellthreads, which occasionally even sparks a hellthread about the hellthreads about hellthreads! Entire instances full of people are fed up with him: how much of a vote margin will Dread rack up in this semifinal match?

Comments on Tomato:
Notes about Tomato:
"...always lusting over traps." - @dj
He's in this tournament largely for lusting over traps and trannies! What more is there to say here? Well, his near-constant thirst over Paulo while they were transitioning has given him a reputation for being a groomer. Tomato had a razor-thin victory against a rank-and-file gablin: does he even stand a chance here?

@RatPoster @meso have a nice pile of notifications :ayaya:

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