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Welcome to Day 7 of the first "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament!

First, the updates:

-CSB defeated Maija in a stunning upset! What's interesting is not the exact vote totals, but the fact that CSB was in DMs more or less demanding that people vote for Maija! The number of people who voted for CSB instead of Maija because of that was large enough that CSB took the match! What an impressive display of faggotry from the man who was previously the dark horse of the tournament.

-The closest match to date, though, was Ratposter vs. Meso! This was a 20-20 tie in a match where both of the contestants were genuinely trying to win! However, in a stunning display of complete idiocy, Meso forgot to vote for himself! :jahy_gah:

Due to having pissed the tournament organizer off enough to make him add a new set of rules, Ratposter went through to the next round!

-Today's matches are the semifinals: Dread vs. Tomato, and CSB vs. Ratposter.

Both have obvious favorites to win, I'm not going to play them up. Enjoy an easy day!

-The finals will last for 48 hours. They will not in any circumstance be called early.

-CMD fucked up both voting threads a bit but also isn't going to fix them because the tournament is a giant shitpost.

Last, the rules:

  1. There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
  2. In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
  3. Account holders may not vote against themselves! Furthermore, account holders who have nominated themselves (Ratposter) may not vote for themselves!
  4. Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
  5. A person's vote must obviously have been communicated by themselves. Although it is OK to claim that a certain person is likely to vote in a certain fashion, this does not count as a vote, and it will not ever be counted as a vote.
  6. Do not do something retarded enough to make the tournament organizer add new rules.

Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!

Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya:
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