This is the last #FaggotTourney thread: The tournament is over, and we have crowned the BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE as @judgedread ! And what an exciting tournament this was. In an ABSOLUTELY STUNNING 70-68 victory Judge Dread beat CSB by an inch in a victory in an election which was being carefully scrutinized by NAS! Judge Dread has, in the process, earned the title of GAYFAG HOMOQUEER ASSMAD TROON CANCERRAT and should be addressed accordingly.
What a bracket, though! Let's go down the list and talk about everyone that Judge Dread has shown themselves to be a bigger faggot than!
@PonyPanda , who is well-known for having posted nigger dicks for hours on end!
And last, but certainly not least, @CSB , the ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY punching bag of NAS, who has a long history of trying to pay people to follow him! His extremely uptight way of interacting with people managed to thrust him all the way past a very competitive field, to the point where he even went around in DMs trying to convince people - including the tournament organizer - to knock him out of the tournament!
Judge Dread is EVEN GAYER than all of these people. He is the UNDISPUTED BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
Notes about CSB:
"The punching bag of NAS" - @dj
"he literally likes drawing crude gross man ass." - @leyonhjelm
(CSB really wants to let you know that he thinks this is a lie, but this is a quote from someone so I'm leaving it there)
"NAS rules state that it is MANDATORY that at every opportunity...remind CSB that he is a fucktard, faggot, cunt, jew (preferably dirty) or other slur..." - @fuknukl
CSB started out as the dark horse of this race: nobody knew what they could expect. However, NAS came through for their local representative TWICE: Maija was completely destroyed in their round, largely due to CSB messaging people asking them to vote for Maija! Enough people came in and said that CSB's general poor sportsmanship were the reason they voted for CSB that if CSB had just logged off for a week, Maija would've won the match handily!
What a complete mess.
Notes about Ratposter:
They're trying to win this tournament, and I'm going to let them advertise themselves.
Little rat, are you really the final boss of this gym? :satania_smug:
@meso have a nice pile of notifications, enjoy your entirely preventable loss against ratposter
Comments on Judge Dread:
"Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @lonestarr
Judge Dread is basically the posterboy for "Gab refugee who cannot and will not assimilate to fedi culture properly." His opinions range from "Gab is more important than church history" and "here is an essay about Disney." If you're here, you're probably blocked by him.
How has he achieved this? When he came over to fedi, he brought with him a group of the most obnoxious pieces of shit, started blocking everyone who mildly disagreed with him, and then used his followers to screech at everyone he has any mild disagreement with! Of course, on the majority-Christian poast, that meant that people who went up to him and said "wait no, church history is important" got a block - that's a lot of people!
Nowadays, every time he blocks someone, him and his followers turn the simple question of "wait what did I even do?" into a roaring hellthread, which sparks a hellthread about the hellthreads, which occasionally even sparks a hellthread about the hellthreads about hellthreads! Entire instances full of people are fed up with him: how much of a vote margin will Dread rack up in this semifinal match?
Comments on Tomato:
Notes about Tomato:
"...always lusting over traps." - @dj
He's in this tournament largely for lusting over traps and trannies! What more is there to say here? Well, his near-constant thirst over Paulo while they were transitioning has given him a reputation for being a groomer. Tomato had a razor-thin victory against a rank-and-file gablin: does he even stand a chance here?
This one is one of the weird ones! Again, both Meso and Ratposter are in it to win it: so, I'm not going to introduce them! They'll be coming around to root for themselves, show them your support/anti-support and may the best/worst man win/lose!
Notes about Soy Magnus:
He nominated himself! As one of DRC's most notorious trolls, he's gained a reputation for being blocked by a lot of the other half of fedi. Everyone who continues to interact with him...well, they know what he's like, and he's well loved.
Notes about Meso:
He's the outsider in this set of matches, being the only person today who didn't nominate themselves! He's largely been chosen to represent the Eastern European side of fedi... which is already represented by Maija, oh dear. :shrug:
Welcome to Day 2 of the first "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament! #FaggotTourney
First, the updates:
-Judge Dread beat CMD with an overwhelming 31-11 win. Lots of people came out to vote CMD because it would be funny, but this was the minority of voters.
-PonyPanda beat StarProphet in a much closer match: 16-9, with the pair being tied for a large portion of the night.
-A bookkeeping error on CMD's part was caught by @mer : this has led to mer and meso being thrown into the bracket, and Jonny Fever and Hachi being thrown out! Is the tournament organizer missing an eye or something? :jahy_gah:
There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
Account holders may not vote against themselves!
Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya: bracket1.png
@meso One of my CS professors has started shilling Docker in class for "reproducibility"
Makes me want to yell at him but I'm worried he'll come to resent me (and might give me a bad grade as a result) if I keep undermining his authority by questioning his dumb opinions
@meso this just in, latvia now has the second worst life expectancy in the eu, beaten only my bulgaria. this was also the case last year. though only by .1, we're basically equal. it rises pretty quickly after latvia and bulgaria too.
truly, we are brothers.