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Dwalrus, to random

A 30 second summary of Biden at the debate

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Dwalrus, to random

Happy Mexican Independence Day!

Humpleupagus,
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Dwalrus, to random
Humpleupagus,
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So you're banging homeless chicks again? 😒

Dwalrus, to random

Beelazabub: "Ha!!!! Shove another pinapple up Ted Kennedy's butt 😆 it never gets old!!! "

Demon receptionist: "Your evilness, sorry to interrupt but O.J. Simpson just arrived"

Beelzebub: What!!??!! Quick, Get me bigger and more pinapples"

Dwalrus, to random

Inflation leads to 30% food price increase

Hundreds of thousands illegals strolling across the border every month

Gas prices so high people actually lose money by driving to work

Cannibal Hatians heading our way

CONGRESS for the past month:
Let's ban Tik Tok

Humpleupagus,
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At least they're now implicitly acknowledging that dancing isn't going to solve our problems.

Dwalrus, to random

Rember when that guy who lived on the bottom floor of a NY building kept tweeting that Jews were digging tunnels underneath his apartment

And it turned out Jews were digging tunnels underneath his apartment? That was awesome

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Dwalrus, to random

Jesus was pretty clear : The Jewish people would no longer be God’s people becuz they failed. Christians would be his new tenants

Humpleupagus,
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But the new landlord still wants a tip. 😥

Dwalrus, to random

Rachael Maddow is not aging well

Humpleupagus,
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🤔

Dwalrus, to random

WTH? I saw a dude in the gym today still wearing a mask.

MFW

Humpleupagus,
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But did he wear a condom? 🤔

Dwalrus, to random

I’m traveling on business staying in a credible hotel. As I type this some dude is taking someone to pound town in the room next door. Bam bam bam bam non stop.🛑

We are America .. we put a man on the moon and invented the nuclear bomb. Can’t we create pound-town-proof walls 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dwalrus,

“Thought it was me”? Did they think he was taking you to pound-town? Why would they think that about you? 🤔

Humpleupagus,
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Because I'm a huge ass.

Dwalrus, to random

FUN FRIDAY FACT:
Alec Baldwin has killed more people than Charlie Manson.

It’s true look it up

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Humpleupagus,
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Rookies. 🙄

Dwalrus, to random

You know I don’t care if a charity is religiously based I.e. a Catholic Charity . But be upfront. I hate when they are sneaky about it.

Did you know that Kars 4 Kids only uses the donations to help low income Jewish families… not anyone else. They don’t say a word about that in their ads.

Or that the “International Coalition Of Christians and Jews” will take Christians money but only help Jewish people. If a Jewish man and a Christian man are in need of help, standing next to each other in the Ukraine, the “Coalition” will only give aid to the Jewish man and let the Christian starve.

Again if you want to give to any religion I’m all for it but I hate sneaky charities

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Dwalrus, to random

Disney has really fallen

Humpleupagus,
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Stick you dick in it? 🤔

Dwalrus, to random

NO!!!!!! Dont do it! It’s a trap!! 😳

Humpleupagus,
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Stick your dick in it. 🤨

Dwalrus, to random

What’s the deal with all these fat people in TV commercials? It’s like every commercial is full of ugly fat people

Humpleupagus,
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Is your wife filming advertisements again? 🤔

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