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BlinkRape, to random
Dwalrus,

I dont care if Trump blew so many loads on Stormy that she looked like she lost on a Nickelodeon game show.

Seriously WGAF. I just want my gas prices under $3.00 again

Dwalrus,

But it was the biggest STD ever. Trump's doctor was amazed how yuge and perfect Trump's STD was. He took a picture of it and added it to the journal of medical science because he had never seen such a magnificent STD before

erica, to random
@erica@noauthority.social avatar

There is literally nothing harmful about 17 year olds having sex.

Why do we have to be so fucking cruel to people who fall in love?

Is our whole society a bunch of fucking sadists?

https://fstube.net/w/tAPcwUZkMxrfGJV2oqTChU

Dwalrus,

The fact someone has to explain to you that an adult teacher banging a high school student is wrong tells me all I need to know about you

6gorillanbarsofjewsoap, to random
@6gorillanbarsofjewsoap@nicecrew.digital avatar

Any gents thinking of donating sperm in the US, just don't.

video/webm

Dwalrus,

What happened to the guy who donated his stool sample to her? 🤔

ChristopherBRobin, to random
@ChristopherBRobin@iddqd.social avatar
Dwalrus,

If that was my GF I'd let keep whatever the heck she asked me too.

Humpleupagus, to random
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

@Dan_Hulson

I dunno wtf is going on in this movie, but you have to check it out. Don't let the cover fool you. It takes place in the city.

Dwalrus,

My dad let me watch Jaws when I was 7. Then he actually tried to take me to the beach that summer. No way was I getting in the water. He didn't know it but I didnt even take a bath for 3 months after seeing it. I'd run the tub and then sit on the bathroom floor for 15 minutes.

stardust, to random
@stardust@nicecrew.digital avatar

skiddamirinky dinky dink
skiddamarinky dooo

Dwalrus,

@Humpleupagus was so high that night. He put his trunk on all their junk.. even the bald dude's ... twice

Humpleupagus, to random
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

True Story:

> Be me
> Playing basketball at the local park with my wife
> Miss a shot
> Wife goes after the ball
> Wife sees a weed and pulls it

Fucking wetbacks. SMFH. 😒

Dwalrus,

Did she try to sell it to high school kids?

KiKi88, to random
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

Never trust a girl with a messy bun on top of her head and huge hoop earrings :pepe_cringe:

Dwalrus,

I went to a strip club once and only once in my life. I felt like a total perv... sitting there surrounded by nothing but dudes watching a woman take her bra off. The place stunk like chlorine, the dudes were creepy, the beer was watered down and I felt bad for the chick

Never been to a club since. IMHO it's pathetic

DrFell, to random
Dwalrus,

That was my ex-wife after our divorce!!!! . I want the car! I want the house! I want etc etc etc

francesdanger, to random
@francesdanger@indg.club avatar

NATIVE INDIGENOUS MUTUAL AID

I'm a disabled Mvskoke Semvnole woman who is $150 short on rent. We were going to doordash but we both have strep. If 6 allies sent $25 we could have this covered please. Mvto!

C@sh@pp $fdanger
Venm0 @francesdanger
paypal.me/FrancesDanger

Dwalrus,

She needs to focus on her relationship and understanding of carbs.

NOTE: This is the photo she chose for her profile..... imagine how fat she really is

Dwalrus,

Ahhhhh!!!!! C'mon! Give a guy a warning before posting that image!

n3f_X, to random
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

😫

Dwalrus,

The FBI after seizing @Humpleupagus ’ computer

Humpleupagus, to random
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

True story:

> Be me
> Two years practicing law.
> Have some cash saved up.
> Decide to buy my wife a car.
> Go to the dealership with my wife and father.
> Sales guy lets my wife test drive a few cars, and tries to get information to size us up.
> Wife wants the red car.
> Tell her to act like she wants the blue car.
> Back at dealership
> We tell the sales guy the price we're willing to pay for the "blue car," take it or leave it. Make him think that wife really wants it bad.
> Sales guy hands us off to the "hard closer"
> Hard closer sits down.
> He looks my father straight in the eyes and says "counselor when you're in court, do you just tell the other party that you want a certain deal and it's take it or leave it?"
> My father looks back, "I'm not the attorney, he is" pointing to me
> Sales guy turns bright red
> I lean in, look him confidentially in the eyes, and say "yeah, I've done that several times. I can do it right now if you'd like me to."
> Sales guy turns brighter red.
> He stands up, asks us to walk with him.
> He walks us to the door, blue car is sitting in front of the dealership, engine on, doors open.
> He looks at me and says, I can get you the red car for the price you want, but the blue car is $3000 more. Glances at my wife thinking he can manipulate her.
> Wife looks at him and says "It's a deal. We'll take the red car."

Dwalrus,
Tepid_Tapir, to random

A shark is getting an annual exam at the Wildlife Conservation Society's New York Aquarium. I believe the shark is sedated and it appears they have a mobile ultrasound a woman is holding in the background there.

Dwalrus,
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