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Kerosene

@Kerosene@bae.st

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:
Certified Ñigger and Bathroom Superuser. Please ask me for an Ñ-word pass.

Disclaimer: fjkdhfjalj jgfdjlgksj ifjlkfsjdflkd asjfawoeri hwpoi pfngdpjfupiv bdfuigrbpt jfghrpiwer tbierjg bigbierthert.

English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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Nice to see my enemies (users from another instance) fighting** my other enemies (users from yet another instance).

** the fight only involves words.

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Wtf, the scroll wheel in my mouse started working correctly after I posted a complaint post yesterday.

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I'm being cured of my fetishes. Please don't post weird shit that gives me new ones as replacement thanks.

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Calling a cute black queen "Nigger" to get her attention and then her number. Hate crime? No, that's a love crime.

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I formally declare war on Israel. My basement is the 111th sovereign state to kick them out.

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There are 3 different Sign Up buttons on this screenshot. Insanity.
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>windows fast startup (tm) enabled
>boots a million times slower than Linux
Hmmm

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I want to kiss a flat girl tummy so bad :sob2:

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I don't think I've ever eaten a fucking taco. Maybe a couple burritos in my entire life. How good are they actually?

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I once again implore people to stop making references to hollywood films whenever they want to make a point about politics. You look ridiculous. You should be more serious about the stuff you say, like Eren from Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan for you gaijin).

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Imagine being such a fantastic and practical piece of furniture they name an entire empire in your honor.
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What the fuck is a chimoid. America exprain.

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Hypothesis: Every hellthread in the fediverse is about lolis, starts originally about lolis and then drifts to something tangential, or starts as an unrelated topic but sooner or later becomes about lolis.

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>tons of notifications
>no lewd anime girls posted
Muting that thread, absolutely worthless.
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The anatomy of this loli getting a stomach bulge by a big futanari cock is not right. I want this artist to go back to ecchi school.

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I really feel like playing Minetest.

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This morning I had a really cute older woman at work. Shame she is married. Hag hunter squad, I've failed you.
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You like NGE because it's a "deconstruction of the mecha genre" and because it "captures depression" really well

I like NGE because I've spilled more cum to the 14-year-olds in the show than to any other set of characters

We're not the same.

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When the time comes I will name my firstborn after the guy who posted the most anime girls on my timeline.

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Look at this idiot drinking water. Doesn't he know bottles are a thing?
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Staples logo reveal.

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Damn, this new tea I bought is nice. Maybe I really had been drinking nothing more than hot leaf juice and that's why I never got into it.

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Internet racist (me) protecting his brown wife (position currently open, dm me).
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Toilet: shitted
Breakfast: eaten
Hog: cranked

Yeah, it's time to rock.

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Why 2024 is still a good year to buy Stadia (as a Google engineer)

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When I hear other people's opinion.
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Friendtanyl

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skibidi dop dop dop
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10 minute introduction with irrelevant shit in a 2 hour-long review of a piece of software. I'm in for a ride :pepeDread:

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did they... mspaint anime avis behind bars

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Kerosene,
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@RustyCrab >bf
FBI openly calling these niggas gay, they are bfs lmao

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I just love seeing Kana feeling cucked and miserable so much man

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@Kyou Kyou right now.
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@blaaablaaaa @skylar @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @RatPoster The mold covers them for protection when they feel threatened like that Venom alien thingy.
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@Wiz @blaaablaaaa @RatPoster @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @skylar >Boss found the vomit drawer
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@Wiz @blaaablaaaa @RatPoster @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @ferrarilegends @skylar This man is like the Left 4 Dead spitter proctile-shitting acid from his bottom towards his enemies. What an incredible creature.
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@Wiz @blaaablaaaa @RatPoster @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @ferrarilegends @skylar Nvm I found a better simile.
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@ferrarilegends @blaaablaaaa @Wiz @skylar @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @RatPoster You think you're safe while approaching it from the front but no, get ass-blasted.
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@ferrarilegends @blaaablaaaa @Wiz @skylar @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @RatPoster Would you need a prolapsed anus to do that? :akko_thonk:

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@ferrarilegends @blaaablaaaa @Wiz @skylar @Goalkeeper @Groomschild @RatPoster Uohh fighter jet exposed behind erotic :3duohh:

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Fuck it, doxxing myself. This is what I look like.
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Right as I was headed to the gym I slam my kneecap into my desk :crabyss:

Kerosene,
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@RustyCrab No pain no gain as they say.

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