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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw I can appreciate this asthetic but when I die, cremate me and spread my ashes in a pine forest.

Pay respects by walking through the forest.

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw My ashes will nourish without adding the toxic shit in my body already.

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw $2k for the suit isn't bad.

My mother's cremation was $1700(ish)

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw Got to have kids first... :sadpanda:

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw It's not from a lack of trying friend

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @sjw I try to spread my attention equally to all 3 holes...

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw @ForbiddenDreamer I'm down but someone isn't cooperative.

Maybe the chain to the radiator is too long.

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @sjw I tried nutting in a turkey baster once....

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The Jews say you're not allowed to go to :pizza_hut: after the soccer game
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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw Pizza Hut is for winners.

They why you only get Papa Murphys

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An @elftummy horror movie

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@sjw

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@graf @sjw @thegreatape I'm sorry bud, I'm with @sjw on this one.

At least put the dry ingredients in the bag to add my own water.

Seems kinda silly to pay to ship all that water.

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The only people still living in NYC these days are the people who want to be there so it's okay to point and laugh.

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw Faggot.

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw I bit saggy for my taste....

graf, to random
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since the 6th millionth poast you guys have doubled the daily average of poasts from 6k to over 12k. very cool

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@graf What was the 6 millionth post?

Monsignor_DickFace, to random
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Call me old fashioned, but if you're a manager, you shouldn't be talking shit about the dude you fired this morning to a subordinate.

Especially in an open office.

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Humpleupagus He's not my manager and he's fat.

Dan_Hulson, to random
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I'm muting another thread I kicked off going start a cool moosic thread on my own in peace innit

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@justnormalkorean @Dan_Hulson @Fash@poa.st Classic

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Dan_Hulson @justnormalkorean @Fash@poa.st Mr. Hulson. I heard a rumor about you​

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Dan_Hulson @justnormalkorean @Fash@poa.st I heard you can only shit in a British Airways loo.

Seems far fetched to me but, they they also said you need to have someone banging on the door or it won't come out.

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Dan_Hulson @justnormalkorean @Fash@poa.st You still haven't denied it.

Is that a confirmation?

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What's the account that reports blocks on poa.st?

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw @madonline

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Let's go!
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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw Is that a church breakfast? That plate makes me think it is

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everyone follow brit brat shes a good girl 🙂

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@n3f_X @Humpleupagus @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Dan_Hulson That's 150 cm yo

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Tank by AI

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Humpleupagus @weaf @RealRaul Are you in lovely Deerfield Beach, Florida?

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happy black history month

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@mushroom_soup @binkle YO...WHATTHE FUCK?

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@binkle @mushroom_soup I knew about nigs eating corn starch but the cleaner flavored starch is a new one to me

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@mushroom_soup @binkle Whaaaaaaaat? They eat soap too??

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HE'S DOUBLING DOWN ON IT, AMAZING

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@judgedread @alex Lol, imagine what Graf or Gleason could do with that budget...

Maybe even pay jannies?

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@judgedread Lol. Freeze peach means freeze peach for everyone.

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BIDEN ADMIN SAYS STOP CODING IN C/C++ AND SWITCH TO RUST 🤣

https://www.infoworld.com/article/3713203/white-house-urges-developers-to-dump-c-and-c.html

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@alex So we need to double down on C and C++.

Whatever the government says, do the opposite

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Something outside has the cat spooked. He can't wait to get outside but as soon as I close the door letting him out, he wants back in.

Big poofy tail and fur on his back is up.

Dog doesn't know or just doesn't care.

I think I'm about to get some wend-ussy

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The breakfast of champions
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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw No coffee?

Monsignor_DickFace, to random
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Why does the Orlando Airport perpetually smell like piss?

sjw, to random
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Big tiddie goth librarian

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw Big tittie anything that loves me

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Attention! @p is now an admin on Baest :p:

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw @p Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Big fan of p either way

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Keffals locked his account and ran lol. Awww that's tough buddy, remember when you used your twitter connections to ban my account for calling you out? Not so easy with Musk is it?

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@leespringfield1903 @Evil_Bender @SaintFoogie @Jim @graf @justnormalkorean He*

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Netflix is currently running a documentary glorifying the Weimar Republic. This is a really weird new strategy from them and a clear cut example of how the younger generation are just a bunch of short sighted degenerates. the old guard never talked about Weimar because they knew that any sane person would be disgusted by it , and I suspect more than a few of them likely were as well and viewed it as the time they went just a little too far a little too fast. But young blood says pedo shit and White genocide now so full speed Weimar it is

literally all they had to do was keep the 2000's going for a few more decades and they would have won without contest, instead they just decided to do this crap, pitiful.

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@BowsacNoodle @PereAvaitRaison @ArdainianRight @Shadowman311 Being eaten alive is a sexual thing for some so I wouldn't doubt it.

GM

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Humpleupagus @ArdainianRight @BowsacNoodle @PereAvaitRaison @Shadowman311 Peak cinema right there

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw :featerwut:

18+ sjw, to random
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Imagine liccing her butthole after marriage
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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw Im noticing a butthole streak......

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Tonight I should get very high and watch what?

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw None if the above.

How It's Made

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw I loved that and watching Planet Earth on Blu ray

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>"What an odd thing to say."

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@Xenophon That's a suspicious amount of outrage....

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw That's a good looking kitty right there

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Monsignor_DickFace,
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@sjw We're those sharks at the turn around?

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @sjw 2 or 3 something of a decent size under the surface near the seaweed

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lmfao

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/d9693bb6-70c2-4f49-a347-983eda4d9d6e

Monsignor_DickFace,
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@graf @disclosetv I won't be able to watch that. I'm already pissy from work and that's going to push me over the edge and probably drive me to [REDACTED]

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Just letting everyone know that jackoffat.work is for sale.
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@sjw How about CrankingHogs@work

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