Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@sjw I can appreciate this asthetic but when I die, cremate me and spread my ashes in a pine forest.

Pay respects by walking through the forest.

sjw, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace why cremate? Why not composed so you can become food for and become part of the forest?

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@sjw My ashes will nourish without adding the toxic shit in my body already.

sjw, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace don't get embalmed and get put in one of those mushroom coffins. The fungus speeds up decomposition to the point that it eliminates the issues of contamination. Get buried on your own land so your children are exempt from property tax.

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@sjw $2k for the suit isn't bad.

My mother's cremation was $1700(ish)

sjw, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace no property tax for your kids sure is nice too.
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Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@sjw Got to have kids first... :sadpanda:

sjw, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace gotta creampie your wife

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@sjw It's not from a lack of trying friend

ForbiddenDreamer, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace @sjw Try putting it in the other hole.

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@ForbiddenDreamer @sjw I try to spread my attention equally to all 3 holes...

sjw, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace @ForbiddenDreamer you must do at least 5 creampies a day every day for 3 months

ForbiddenDreamer, 3 months ago

@sjw @Monsignor_DickFace Never skip creampie day.

dj, 3 months ago

@sjw @ForbiddenDreamer @Monsignor_DickFace

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@sjw @ForbiddenDreamer I'm down but someone isn't cooperative.

Maybe the chain to the radiator is too long.

ForbiddenDreamer, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace @sjw Have you tried making your dick longer?

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@ForbiddenDreamer @sjw I tried nutting in a turkey baster once....

ForbiddenDreamer, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace @sjw That must've been an awkward Thanksgiving...

Monsignor_DickFace, 3 months ago

@ForbiddenDreamer @sjw I let the neighbor borrow it that year. We haven't gotten it back and I'm not going to ask.

TURBORETARD9000, 3 months ago

@Monsignor_DickFace @sjw @ForbiddenDreamer Thank you SJW for putting this post right in front of my eyeballs