TURBORETARD9000

@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

Exactly what it says on the tin

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18+ Kyou, to random
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou AAAAAAAAAA
    I'm gonna make him pregnant...

    Nepiant, to random
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    @sjw @TURBORETARD9000 i updated my profile.
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Nepiant @sjw ye
    Loli is life :loligachi:

    Kyou, to random
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou you didn't have to do that to me man

    icedquinn, to random
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    who do you trust more with your sensitive decision making

    Alex Jones
    ChatGPT

    :blobcatgooglybadumtss:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn Alex Jones
    ChatGPT can be flaky, but I can always rely on Alex Jones to be wrong :blobcatgoogly:

    RustyCrab, to random
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    I actually don't know how common windows users are on fedi (primary personal OS). It seems like not a lot.

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kerosene @rher @RustyCrab @smug me with those cheapass pencils with erasers that only smudged

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kerosene @RustyCrab @rher @smug I don't know how they did it but even the graphite was jank and didn't write quite right, but half the time it's what I had
    Between them and cheap ballpoints my pencil stance is not great
    Love the Pilot Precise series though, those things are smoooooth

    icedquinn, to random
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    hi blobs :blobcatbox:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn hii

    SuperSnekFriend, to random
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    :alert: :alert: ALART! NEW MONSTER GIRL ARRIVING SOON™! ALART! :alert: :alert:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Awoo @SuperSnekFriend Five-Hour War begins

    Kyou, to random
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou I think you a word or two

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou god damnit my eyes jumped to the "ching" part and thought of
    https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

    DiamondMind, to random

    @NecroKvntPuke @Christmas_Man @Inginsub @SPRENGLARF @TURBORETARD9000 @Terry @Waerloga @amerika @anonymous @dcc @ehhh @gh0st @ins0mniak @jasonl8446 @kumicota @lonelyowl @lunarised @mac_ack @mia @p @pwm @redneonglow @sjw @tiskaan @triodug so i made a fake female account on facebook and it has 39,000 followers now, mostly brown, indian, african, arab men, and i have gotten tens of thousands of private messages from them. So I made a fake pic, I jacked off until erect and then took a picture, then used FaceApp GenderSwap to change the face to a female, so it appears that it is a female with a penis, and then i sent that pic to 1000s of those men sending PMs. How to monetize this?

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @DiamondMind @dcc @Terry @jasonl8446 @kumicota @redneonglow @sjw @Inginsub @pwm @tiskaan @triodug @NecroKvntPuke @SPRENGLARF @Waerloga @amerika @anonymous @gh0st @ins0mniak @lonelyowl @mia @p @mac_ack @Christmas_Man @ehhh @lunarised onlyfans

    Kyou, to random
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou @McMongoose my shoes are probably a good 50 miles past expiration and they're starting to feel like it too

    Kyou, to random
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou Ride my back I totally won't fall on my face

    Awoo, to random
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    The uberimouto
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @ferrarilegends what's a tengu

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends ok what's the real answer

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @MK2boogaloo @Awoo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends huh
    Which anime?

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends not everything is about da joos yaknow

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @MK2boogaloo @Awoo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends oh cool
    I didn't realize they made more than one touhou
    To be fair the only thing I know about touhou is Bad Apple but meh

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @MK2boogaloo @Awoo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends Where's the knight that only tells the truth?

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends hey man, sea monkeys are cool, I love those little critters

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends WHAT
    HOW EVIL

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends ... so you're saying other sea monkeys will?

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends based little scrimps

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends @s8n the sky is red
    I painteded it

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @MK2boogaloo @Awoo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends @s8n RAPE

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends @s8n idk your pfp has the small hat

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends @s8n I have a tumor on my heart

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends @s8n his name is Jeff, sometimes he tells me to shoot up Walmarts in impoverished areas but I know he means well

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @SuperSnekFriend @ferrarilegends @s8n (no I don't have a tumor. That I know of.)

    Awoo, to random
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    How did they prove to the common man that the earth revolves around the Sun?
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo replication

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo see: replication crisis
    Solution: start replicating like a motherfucker

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo oh yeah that's just Fred, he's pretty chill

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Awoo ok but that's what replication is for
    You may fuck around with the experiment, but the next 100, 1000 researchers are unlikely to, quickly (in theory) finding you out

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Awoo Ok maybe some of the time but I imagine many scientists are too autistic to care

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Awoo Are there non-autistic scientists? I haven't met one non-nd person who wasn't a bethesda npc

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend nah, it was probably late-1800s-early-1900s when it peaked
    Though I think this also depends on the field

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating pipe in one hand, my pipe in the other

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating call me the dual-wielding piper, let me play you a shitty ditty on my skin flute

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Awoo well don't be an academic scientist, be a real one
    It didn't used to be like this

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Reluctant_Weeb @Awoo @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I'm always there, just like I'm always here, with you, in your attic, eating raw raccoons

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Awoo @ceo_of_monoeye_dating wait no you're supposed to eat those not fuck them

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @King_Noticer @Awoo @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SuperSnekFriend you're gonna breed them aren't you

    disabled, to random
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    @TURBORETARD9000 if you keep interacting with me as much as you do, I’ll have to start bullying and teasing you like I do @RehnSturm256 :Disa2: :nyatongue:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled @RehnSturm256 And I'm gonna kiss both of you...

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled @RehnSturm256 because you're pretty and a very good little boy :love:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled @RehnSturm256 yes you arreeee :akko_giggle:
    I'm gonna pick you two up and wrap you up in a beeeeeeeg hug and a blankie
    I'll make sure to scare away any nightmares too :jahy_proud:

    sjw, to random
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    I feel like I have a fever again and I also just emptied my stomach contents.

    I at least feel a lot better after throwing up so that's a plus.

    I need a wife with and big like this to come and take care of me. :gib:
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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @sjw @37712 @Ace66062 @McMongoose @RehnSturm256 @dcc @graf @siinclaiir @zemichi bro who tf prescribes steroids and antibiotics for a disease they haven't IDed yet

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @sjw @37712 @Ace66062 @McMongoose @RehnSturm256 @dcc @graf @siinclaiir @zemichi oh ok
    In my head the dude just walked in and threw them at you
    It wouldn't be the first time

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @sjw @37712 @Ace66062 @McMongoose @RehnSturm256 @dcc @graf @siinclaiir @zemichi wew
    Best of luck, sickness isn't fun

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