TURBORETARD9000

@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

Exactly what it says on the tin

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arcana, to random
@arcana@layer02.net avatar

Why didn't Adolf Hitler have a middle name, was he some kind of weirdo?

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @trump @arcana That's a weird middle name, "from the Bible"
Is it French?

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

They are overworking Clockie

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou He's been overClockied

theorytoe, to random
@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe avatar

for those of you on here that aren't white, here is a recreation of what white people see in their minds all day

TURBORETARD9000,

@theorytoe can confirm I am constantly haunted by the visage of apples
Red Delicious Devils

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

morning

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou ha, caught

Prodigal, to random
@Prodigal@bae.st avatar

@markcuban how about we target no one and just separate the based from the non-based?

The non-based who dont farm, hunt, code, breed women or who got vaxxed will literally self destruct.

Ditto for the unbased Jews and the unbased Hindus and the unbased muslims etc. They will die for their sins or weird practices.

The true problem of the world it has drifted too far from the natural order of things. Some moral decay is ok and even a little entertaining. But we have hit an extreme and the pendulum is swing back.

The next stage of human evolution is for Based humanity having true attunement with the Creator-of-all’s will without organized religion and with zero wokeness. This can only happen if based people of all backgrounds unite and accept they are one species with one destiny.

@blackmastodon @histodons @mutualaid @11112011 @Jonny @dcc @lonelyowl13 @realman543 @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @Awoo @ChristiJunior @MKULTRADiamond @McMongoose @Pawlicker @RedTechEngineer @TURBORETARD9000 @Terry @get @mactonite @nosleep @redneonglow @siinclaiir @succucirno @zemichi @fonecokid @PurpCat @StumbleDonkey @crunklord420 @diurnalfreak666 @eris @straw @Lyx @Rapist @chog9 @nimt @pernia @Soy_Magnus @admin @locagainstwall @Monsignor_Dickface @tiskaan @meowski @eRatt @syzygy @threat @vriska @pthenq1 @MutualAidVisibility @momo @Saber @georgia @n3f_X @nice@nicecrew.digital @sampo @Heil_Honkler @IAMAL_PHARIUS @WoodshopHandman @brokeassredneck @graf @judgedread @randbot @NonPlayableClown @mint @kroner @Bajax @jeffcliff @p @adiz @milquetoast @lunarised @mkultra @andreas

RT: https://annihilation.social/objects/c16bf392-7244-4f08-ae9f-b62d35055641

TURBORETARD9000,

@Lyx @blackmastodon @histodons @mutualaid @11112011 @Jonny @dcc @lonelyowl13 @markcuban @realman543 @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @Awoo @ChristiJunior @MKULTRADiamond @McMongoose @Pawlicker @Prodigal @RedTechEngineer @Terry @get @mactonite @nosleep @redneonglow @siinclaiir @succucirno @zemichi @fonecokid @PurpCat @StumbleDonkey @crunklord420 @diurnalfreak666 @eris @straw @Rapist @chog9 @nimt @pernia @Soy_Magnus @admin @locagainstwall @Monsignor_Dickface @tiskaan @meowski @eRatt @syzygy @threat @vriska @pthenq1 @MutualAidVisibility @momo @Saber @georgia @n3f_X @nice@nicecrew.digital @sampo @Heil_Honkler @IAMAL_PHARIUS @WoodshopHandman @brokeassredneck @graf @judgedread @randbot @NonPlayableClown @mint @kroner @Bajax @jeffcliff @p @adiz @milquetoast @lunarised @mkultra @andreas It's off and on for me
I love sauerkraut but am not as much a fan of kimchi

TURBORETARD9000,

@Lyx @blackmastodon @histodons @mutualaid @11112011 @Jonny @dcc @lonelyowl13 @markcuban @realman543 @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @Awoo @ChristiJunior @MKULTRADiamond @McMongoose @Pawlicker @Prodigal @RedTechEngineer @Terry @get @mactonite @nosleep @redneonglow @siinclaiir @succucirno @zemichi @fonecokid @PurpCat @StumbleDonkey @crunklord420 @diurnalfreak666 @eris @straw @Rapist @chog9 @nimt @pernia @Soy_Magnus @admin @locagainstwall @Monsignor_Dickface @tiskaan @meowski @eRatt @syzygy @threat @vriska @pthenq1 @MutualAidVisibility @momo @Saber @georgia @n3f_X @nice@nicecrew.digital @sampo @Heil_Honkler @IAMAL_PHARIUS @WoodshopHandman @brokeassredneck @graf @judgedread @randbot @NonPlayableClown @mint @kroner @Bajax @jeffcliff @p @adiz @milquetoast @lunarised @mkultra @andreas I tried the JDM release (it's not just cars!) of the adzuki bean paste kit-kats
It was hard to get accustomed to the strong earthy floral but once I got around it it was a fascinating flavor

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar

I really hope they don't ban :tiktok:
I want to continue to see these conspiracy videos. I didn't realise how much I missed them after Google took them away until I've gotten them back.
https://bae.st/media/fe33d3d0566ef31d3675fb51ed690ebc2c25e894fbcb13622b37954a887e67ae.mp4?name=bff92180af06b452523fcc336cf6a4d5.mp4
https://bae.st/media/eca5fd9a70d4572012e079b0c95f7a9a20544dab0b6045520298b19507178bc3.mp4?name=27ac3a06953266596e7571fa9fba37f2.mp4

video/mp4
video/mp4

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw BeCAUSE IT WAS ONLY A PARTIAL ECLIPSE

RehnSturm256, to random

Best Xenoblade girl posting :blobcatsmug:

[kamidan29]

TURBORETARD9000,

@moyi @RehnSturm256 @disabled They're not big but they're certainly not small
I'd say on the smaller side of medium

TURBORETARD9000,

@disabled @RehnSturm256 @moyi they're perfectly sized

Nepiant, to random
@Nepiant@bae.st avatar

I like @sjw's "No blocks ever" policy. We block no people, ever!

TURBORETARD9000,

@lamp @Nepiant was gonna say

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @Nepiant @lamp I feel like I've noticed that on occasion being on other instances too

Nepiant, to random
@Nepiant@bae.st avatar

@sjw your newest pfp is pants.

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @Nepiant space pants!

TURBORETARD9000, to random

This water stuff is really good btw you guys should try some

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

biggest advice i gave another aspie recently

seek to exhibit correct behavior even in the face of your enemies

for if you remain classy enough, they will break themselves on you and everyone else will come to hate them for what they are doing.

:blobcatwine:

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn trying my best fren :hug2:

irie, to random
@irie@bae.st avatar

The people who did this deserve hell on earth

CW, Terrorists kill civilians point blank
Husky_1711133483520_BV0OWNHX5M.mp4

Husky_1711133483520_BV0OWNHX5M.mp4

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @caekislove @irie @nosleep God's Sleepiest Agent

nosleep, to random
@nosleep@bae.st avatar

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    TURBORETARD9000,

    @sjw @nosleep as if Putin needs any help destabilizing his country

    icedquinn, to random
    @icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

    > McNamara was a lover of technology... McNamara believed he could win the war in Vietnam through the use of advanced technology and computerized analysis... And he believed he could raise the intelligence of men through the use of video tapes.

    :blobfoxnerd: alright men, watch these anime tiddies before going to war!
    :blobcatnompeach: they jiggle so much
    :blobfoxnerd: alright now you should be barely smart enough to use a gun

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn McNamara then failed to be useful for the rest of his career because he still thinks we're in Vietnam

    disabled, to random
    @disabled@shota.house avatar

    I made fried cauliflower. The wifey loved it! :Disa_Yay:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled :blobcatdrool:

    RehnSturm256, to random

    This man is a GOSHDARNED HERO :aquaSalute: :blobcatpeach:

    image/jpeg

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @moyi @RehnSturm256 @disabled I can show you both gay

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @RehnSturm256 @Barbecued_Lemons @disabled @moyi I'm not telling :smug2:

    icedquinn, to random
    @icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

    i decided before i got out of bed how to handle that group. it hadn't actually come up until just now so i was kind of backburnering it.

    was talking to someone and some asshole just drops in and takes over the conversation and is like haha i muted you so that means i can just talk over you whenevr i want etc.

    ended up telling the admin they deal with it or i'm out (i didn't give them the dead-by date.)

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn @roboneko I'm stubborn enough that I'd carry on on purpose just to piss the other guy off

    Tony, to random
    @Tony@clew.lol avatar

    FUUUUUUU google

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Tony what did you expect

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Tony my man you're sending hundreds of emails a second from a personal IP I'm surprised it took this long

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Tony sorry
    Thousands

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Tony yeah no if your emails aren't coming out of Google or Yahoo or similar you're probably gonna be black holed no matter what you do

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Tony @dcc Da Computer Crew

    Kyou, to random
    @Kyou@kyou.social avatar

    I hate fish

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @McMongoose @Kyou More for me

    Kyou, to random
    @Kyou@kyou.social avatar

    For the longest time I thought gigolo was the same as pimp

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Kyou it's the same as juggalo right

    animeirl, to random
    @animeirl@shitposter.club avatar

    lol apparently sargon thinks super earth are good guys in helldivers 2. incredible

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @mischievoustomato @Moon @animeirl they are a sentient and intelligent species

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @animeirl @mischievoustomato @Moon we are literally nothing but apes with tools who got lucky there is no difference between them and us and the same arguments used to kill "bugs" are just as applicable to our own elimination

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @McMongoose @animeirl @mischievoustomato Fashoids when they're presented with a plot that requires an iota of critical thinking instead of being painfully literal

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @McMongoose @animeirl @mischievoustomato your resignation is recognized

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @animeirl @sjw @McMongoose @mischievoustomato oh he's threatening abuse of power on top of that :akko_giggle:
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    Ukko, to random
    @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space avatar

    Bitches be like jiggle physics are unrealistic waawaa and i'm like idk mine jiggle like that

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Ukko based

    RustyCrab, to random
    @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

    haha yeah so true sis

    image/png

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @animeirl @RustyCrab You've got good taste in characters?

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @animeirl @RustyCrab :02_shrug:

    icedquinn, to random
    @icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

    I slept a lot :blobcatlaydown:

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn was it good sleep?

    18+ disabled, to random
    @disabled@shota.house avatar

    These scars are permanent fixtures of my body. Remnants of what the chest tubes have left behind. It’s been like 4 months since I had the chest tubes removed. This is likely as healed as they are going to get.

    Fun Fact: My wife took this picture today to show me that the top one “looks like a penis.”

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled :hug4:

    hivfag, to random
    @hivfag@shota.house avatar

    Someone is speaking Spanish in my timeline

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled @hivfag > gets maybe a quarter inch of snow
    > The entire state nearly collapses

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @disabled @hivfag Meanwhile up here we don't close schools for even a foot overnight, because by the time it's time to start picking up the kids the roads are already cleared and salted

    hivfag, to random
    @hivfag@shota.house avatar

    I'm sorry for being autistic

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @hivfag @disabled tism gang

    icedquinn, to random
    @icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

    > the first amendment is limiting the government and this is bad (supreme court judge)

    :neocat_flush: alright judge, in to the woodchipper with you

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Moon @icedquinn The government should fear its citizens

    icedquinn, to random
    @icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

    > I made the mistake of posting an article which criticized the company that funded Matrix for the first three years of it's life, and then furthered the opinion that the author might have had a problem with the fact that the company is from Israel (my comment was about the author not myself), but Mjolnir still thought that I deserved to be banned for "trolling, false information, spreading fud".

    :afire: :neocat_floof_mug: lmao. i haven't paid much attention to matrix but apparently new vector puts you on a federated blacklist for criticising them now. lol. lmao.l

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn have you (not Quinn "you") thought about the fact that maybe he was criticizing the company because it's a bad company (fuck if I know anything about what's going on here but I don't really care either because it doesn't affect me)

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @icedquinn how do you weaponize a license
    I use AGPL all the time for my stuff even though I know my eyes are the ones that will ever see them :blobcatgoogly:

    sjw, to random
    @sjw@bae.st avatar

    Dangers of Dry Cat Food

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=52SRtzJfX4s
    cats.jpg

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @sjw @caekislove it's quite fascinating seeing the differences in personality and taste between cats
    My cats love tuna, but not salmon
    Chicken depends on the cat, the younger ones like it mostly
    They don't like beef either, unless it's their kibble (it took a while to wean them back off the cans once our eldest died...)

    nhk, to random

    if you aren't making more than like 1000$/mo on something there should be zero legal requirement to pay taxes or have a "business" license or any of that bs. even if its your main source of income. let hustler hustle god damn it

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @nhk @icedquinn ancap is an oxymoron

    RustyCrab, to random
    @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

    It really pisses me off when I have 64 gigs of ram and programs still insist on grinding my disk to shreds with temp files instead of making use of that. Nobody's running terabytes of compressed data through a raspberry pi you stupid nigger

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Zergling_man @RustyCrab @syzygy @bot @dragnucs @zero basically
    I want all my apps to work
    But I don't want Google or Apple in my shit

    TURBORETARD9000,

    @Zergling_man @RustyCrab @syzygy @bot @dragnucs @zero >he

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