TURBORETARD9000

@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

Exactly what it says on the tin

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TURBORETARD9000, to random

What's the difference between hyperdiffusion and the fact that all humans originated out of Africa

TURBORETARD9000, to random

@icedquinn @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @jeffcliff @Nepiant

Link found between Neanderthal DNA and autism
https://www.earth.com/news/neanderthal-dna-is-more-common-in-people-with-autism/

TURBORETARD9000, to random

@icedquinn Hey, do you mess with sheet music software at all?
I've been playing with the newest version of Musescore and Holy Shit they've cleaned up
I'll send you a demo once I get it mixed down

TURBORETARD9000, to random

I like the goofy little critters in my cellular telephone
They make me happy :akko_smile:

TURBORETARD9000, to random

I have no fucking clue what I'm doing holy shit
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TURBORETARD9000, to random

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @jeffcliff @icedquinn @mischievoustomato
The US Military uses XMPP over radio
https://www.sigidwiki.com/wiki/XMPP_trials

TURBORETARD9000, to random

@icedquinn @RehnSturm256 @jeffcliff @Nepiant
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TURBORETARD9000, to random

Still pissed that my job refused accommodation for a broken foot

TURBORETARD9000, to random

@RehnSturm256 @icedquinn @jeffcliff Next round of solar storms ~ June 5th
It's still early to tell, but about the same strength as last time

TURBORETARD9000, to random

Reinstalling everything lol

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

that awkward moment when napoleon is still like the most experienced general in human history

you look up the ww2 guys everyone likes and they were only in like five battles and none of them personally

meanwhile frenchman over there :blobcathyper2: i was in fourty battles, all of them in person, won most of it, get fucked europe

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn Frenchchads reign Supreme, americacels are seething

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

a Brazilian guy called Thiago drew this

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou he should draw more

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

i'm guessing the rules for cleaning a camera lens are less strict than cleaning the sensor.

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn holy shit the idea of touching the sensor is scary

lamp, to random
@lamp@kitty.haus avatar

aurore

TURBORETARD9000,

@RehnSturm256 @lamp we're having a G5 geomagnetic storm rn

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

@McMongoose wow really :blobcatpolice:

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou @McMongoose who's yuzupon

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou @McMongoose OK

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

> superintendent punished children for insufficiently applauding her daughter

reminder that conservatives are both correct that child jail is poison but then wanted them reopened for some reason

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn and this is how you get your daughter bullied beyond sanity

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn now that's a twist!

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn Be the malfunction you want to see in the world

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Reminder that when you hit 30 years old you're literally basically just old and decrepit and should kill yourself immediately

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou nOO

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Acheron using the power of nihility to bug the game

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TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou acheron moment

Twig, to random
@Twig@noauthority.social avatar

Just the two of us…

TURBORETARD9000,

@RehnSturm256 @Twig @disabled it is physically painful just how adorable you two are
I love you so much

disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 Just noticed it was your birthday!!! Happy birthday!!!! 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

TURBORETARD9000,

@disabled @RehnSturm256 !!!!!!
Birthday kisses!! :ram_kiss:

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Done. Now I can set the novel on fire

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou wh

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou boooo

VeroniqueB99, to random
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social avatar

Bumble bee hind.

TURBORETARD9000,

@RehnSturm256 @VeroniqueB99 @disabled bumble butt covered in flower cum

TURBORETARD9000,

@RehnSturm256 @VeroniqueB99 @disabled In gonna cover your butt in my cum :02_smile:

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

> deluge and smpltrek jam
:blobcatovo: i don't know why you plugged the delly in to that but lets see what happens

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn experimentation! :blobcatscience:

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn SHIT I need to find my pedal and take pics, it's really neat
It's a proper effects computer

.. though what I REALLY need to do is fix the bridge on my bass so I can actually use them...

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn ooh, that's not bad at all
I feel like some of those sounds I'm familiar with, at least a bit..
Wonder if we could toss a Lumatone in there

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn aaaand that's exactly why I haven't bought any instruments beyond my bass (which was already astonishingly cheap because it was under the chip and dent section)

TURBORETARD9000, to random

Youtube app making every other frame an ad
The same ad

18+ icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

i wonder how stable the control grid is around the whole israel issue right now

i think when they killed allied nationals it really put a crack in the narrative :blobcatthonkang:

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn the news cycle hasn't moved on yet?

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

I want ice cream

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou what's your favorite?

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou based choice

disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

I always read therapy as “The Rapy”

Guys, I might be lisdexic.

TURBORETARD9000,

@disabled I'll give you some therapy :akko_giggle:

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

> black rock does a little insider trading
surprising nobody, apparently

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn is it even possible for them to do outside trading

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn I mean yeah
There's normal insider trading
But how can they do outsider trading if they own the entire planet

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn Ideally, there'd be no such thing as a stock market though :blobcatgoogly:

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

i gave up trying to find check valves for drinking hoses

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn drinking hoses?

GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy, to random
@GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy@shota.house avatar

my sister was on a hike and saw this big fat snake in a tree. I’m surprised the branches could hold them!

TURBORETARD9000,

@GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy sometimes they don't!

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar

TFW no chemtrails gf :wojak_sunset:
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TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw mentally ill gf

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

In truth my disrespect for smart watches has to do with the battery life of like one day on a lipo.

Tac watch is like ten years on a CR2032

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn had a Garmin Swim 2 until the... screw.. structure??
The part of the frame of the watch that holds the brass beads that the screws for the wristband attaches to
That gave out
Had a battery life of about 5-7 days in watch mode, really good HR sensor
Kinda pisses me off that it broke, it was a really nice secondhand watch that lasted a while already

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

That's wild

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou do IT
RIGHT NOW

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

I look like this btw

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou :love:

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

I love when boys have meaty thighs like this it's truly a given

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TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou Perfect for nomming :blobcatcatnom:

Indigo, to random
@Indigo@shitposter.world avatar

I find the whole "making Easter Trans Day of Visibility," thing to be pretty funny.
All it does in lefty circles is provoke memes and eyerolls since they know it's blatant pandering and a desperate attempt to save face with the younger base since they all hate Biden (correctly) for kowtowing to Israel.
Meanwhile the Conservatards are having literal meltdowns over the "demonic government" perverting a Christian holiday, which has been so secularized at this point that a non-insignificant percentage of Americans don't even realize it is one anymore.
This is some high-quality wasp nest kicking, I'm here for it.

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn @Indigo based

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn @Indigo glass them both just to be safe

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