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Ukko

@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

Once Eris Disqordia murders me you may find my ghost at @eris

white, in their 20s, polyam, queer, bisexual lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, feel free to ask for an invite.

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, and fake Erises DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous² PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous³ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My Ducal Court:

Wife Mother: https://akko.disqordia.space/users/nyahahaha

The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @40

The messenger to the realms: @meso

Translator: https://akko.disqordia.space/users/unbody

Found my unfunny quotes

"@ukko what" - @ezio

'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' - Cent

"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - @disarray

[Reply to Ukko]
"i actually thought ukko was a girl"
"no i meant osmium" - @Nishi

"@Ukko ukko." - @mia

cc @une

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Ukko, to random
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Somebody once told me that if I need to spend so much effort to make memes maybe I shouldn't make memes (he was arguing against usage of AI to make memes)

Ukko, to random
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bl00d, to random
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Ukko,
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Ukko, to random
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yassie_j, to random
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:BatemanStare: I can’t believe Yaseen prefers @ShadowJonathan ‘s Yaslore to mine.

Ukko,
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@yassie_j @ShadowJonathan me after i send an anonymous bomb threat to yassie and instead of making a "where is yassie" joke about it, they call the police

Ukko, to random
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i’m so full of fucking matcha latte yum (i make them in batch in my blender (lmao) but i made my latest batch and found out that after i knocked it to the ground this morning i actually cracked the bottom and it’s slowly seeping out so i just drank like 1.5 liters of matcha latte AMA)

Ukko,
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@nyahahaha DON'T YOU DARE HIT ME NOW I WILL ACTUALLY EXPLODE INTO A GREEN LIQUID

bl00d, to random
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Khorne shared me some powers, that's why i always end up playing soulslikes with melee

Ukko,
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@affine @bl00d help me affine I can't kill nito with my sorcery only build

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine it's like DnD i think, instead of some mana, you get limited casts until you rest

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine yea I'm not up-to-date with modern DnD, think more of the ancient DOS games where you have to know DnD rules to not get oneshot by the first giant rat you see

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine (i don't have friends to play DnD with and also i'm afraid of people)

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine haven't played it, i am afraid of recently released games because they never worked on my computers

Ukko, to random
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Guys I just received this SMS, any idea what it means?

Welcome to the Yaseen cult, please refer to the room on the left for your yassigned headpat, further down the hall you’ll find your new mutuals
Yas bless

Ukko, to random
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Hop on rumble in the jungle

Ukko, to random
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@yassie_j "man this is a weird Zelda game description"

re: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/77f8fbaf-cefa-4d01-bf53-1ac82d2a71ef

Bard, to random

Cause no trouble.

Glory to Arstotska.

Ukko,
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@Bard have your documents ready

Ukko, to random
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They didn't even have to change patrick bateman to anything, those people are already upset

re: https://poa.st/objects/fac75dd6-eae2-4738-9bd5-55e0af2787da

Ukko, to random
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Alright which one of you pissed myself

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y no dick for you today

a7, to random

hi fedi, my secret is i keep peeing the bed

Ukko,
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@a7 CC @straw

bl00d, to random
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boots are finally broke in, i think

Ukko,
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@bl00d now you can walk on me

Ukko, to random
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@paula9 how much should i pay you for marsey cosplay

Ukko,
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@paula9 you don't have to be exactly that i just want to see you in orange white skin-tight clothes

Ukko,
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@paula9 omg yes that is cute ignore my previous requests dress like this

Ukko,
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@paula9 i don't need the hips i need a cute paula

Ukko, to random
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Marsey twink

Ukko, to random
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I keep forgetting I added some marseys to work slack, i wrote :wink and I got a marsey jumpscare

affine, to random
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rude.

cc @Ukko @bl00d

Ukko,
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@affine @bl00d i hate having to fuck affine all the time

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine you've heard of hate fuck, get ready for fuck hate

Ukko,
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@affine @bl00d THIS IS A JOKE "@affine at fuck, hate those"

Ukko,
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@affine @bl00d wait are you implying you did? Huh? When?

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine mods can we ban that sex haver

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine mods can we ban all erises

yassie_j, to random
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I ran out of chips 😭 😭 😭 😭 now I can’t have borgar and chips

That’s steamed hams and fries for my Yank friends

Ukko,
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@yassie_j fried hams and steams

cell, to random
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some of you

Ukko,
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CC @nyahahaha us

straw, to random
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ive found a fatal flaw with trying on clothes on the mumble: no video

Ukko,
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@straw is there a jitsi instance available maybe

Ukko,
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@straw i know i have access to the FSF one but i'm too lazy to set up your porn stream

yassie_j, to random
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Oh my god

Our case management system *does not recognise 29 February as a valid date.

This means… I cannot do any case work at all. What…???

Ukko,
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@yassie_j it's a yasbank holiday

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cc. @Ukko

Ukko,
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@bl00d beautiful

Ukko, to random
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Ukko, to random
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I am going to perform terrorist acts in Bydgoszcz

Ukko,
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@bl00d hardcore, i like industrial

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y @bl00d that's the intention behind that post yes my dear fawty

Ukko,
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@affine @f_o_u_r_t_y @bl00d brzydgoszczkorzszcze

Ukko,
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@affine @bl00d @f_o_u_r_t_y this is how death metal band names look like

Ukko,
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Ukko,
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@affine @f_o_u_r_t_y @bl00d cumming ham .. on mouth, chester

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Ukko,
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@bl00d that's good then, they're not sins :blobcat3c:

Ukko,
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@bl00d @affine at fuck hate those

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