Umlaut

Umlaut, 2 days ago to random

BEHOLD, A SIMP

Umlaut, 3 days ago to random

Can you motherfuckers not meme yourselves into developing new fetishes for one damn day

Umlaut, 5 days ago to random

Insightful read but it's really fucked. tl;dr Japanese woman using a guy to get a green card gets to watch from the inside how he troons out due to porn sickness.

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Umlaut, 11 days ago to random

Umlaut, 19 days ago to random

Having just finished WC3 Reforgeds Rexxar campaign I might as well go on about Warcraft some more.

It makes me mad Blizzard got swallowed by the black hole that's WoW. I find the founding of Durotar to be a very fun campaign to play and it could've easily been developed further into a proper rpg (was a testbed for a few of WoW's systems iirc). Blizz in this time just got it when it came to the feel of guys being dudes, in this case being a bunch of savages beating the shit out of other savages. You got some of it in early WoW, but it was quickly lost to the loot pinata.

Anyway writing is serviceable, how generic it is works to its strength and it does what Blizz does best (justifying varying degrees of genocide on creeps). Daelin was right and it's one of the biggest narrative fuck ups of the later WoW writers in the 10 seconds or so they teased with Jaina realizing how bad she fucked up with letting the Horde butcher Daelin and his men and deciding that it's time for Total Orc Death. Thrall is also such a gay nigger that talks big shit and does nothing in the final missions when they could've at least had him do something. Cairne after all tags along with Rexxar to kick ass.

Only TFT campaign I don't like is the Undead one but that's purely because I don't like how the Undead play and I still like it better than the Reign of Chaos Undead campaign.

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Umlaut, 23 days ago to random

IT BEGAN WITH THE COOKING OF THE GREAT DRUGS

THREE PERVITIN PILLS WERE GIVEN TO THE NORDS, AUTISTIC AND MOST PEDANTIC OF ALL BEINGS

SEVEN LINES OF COKE TO THE ALBANIANS, GREAT RAPISTS AND ORGAN THIEVES OF THE BACK ALLEYS

AND NINE,
NINE BOTTLES OF COUGH SYRUP WERE GIFTED TO THE RACE OF NIGGERS WHO ABOVE ALL ELSE DESIRE LEAN

FOR WITHIN THESE DRUGS WAS BOUND ENOUGH INDUSTRIAL CHEMICALS TO OVERDOSE EACH RACE

BUT THEY WERE ALL OF THEM DECEIVED
FOR ANOTHER DRUG WAS MADE

IN THE LAND OF MINNESOTA, WITHIN THE FIRES OF MINNEAPOLIS

THE DARK LORD FLOYD COOKED IN SECRET A MASTER DRUG TO OD ALL OTHERS
AND INTO THIS DRUG HE POURED HIS BANANAS, HIS WILL TO BREATHE

ONE FENT TO RULE THEM ALL

Umlaut, 23 days ago to random

HE FADED INTO DARKNESS AND I LET THE ALBANIANS TAKE HIS KIDNEYS

Umlaut, 1 month ago to random

I tracked my family down to before Cro Magnon man invasions. None. Skull structure on point

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Umlaut, 1 month ago to random

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Umlaut, 2 months ago to random

Pretty much all video games are liberal or have strong liberal biases because they're made in a totalitarian liberal system by products of that system. Here, I'll list some;

Command & Conquer
Mass Effect
Baldurs Gate
Age of Empires
Warcraft 1-3
Tomb Raider
Metal Gear (series)
Deus Ex
The Witcher series
Assassin's Creed (entire series)
Fallout series
Half-life
Ace Combat (series)
Total War
Paradox Game Studios Map painters (all of them, EXTREMELY liberal in fact)
Wolfenstein
X-Com

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weaf, 3 months ago to random

Gotta do something about these fucking youtubers who think video games are purely art and not entertainment

Ottovonshitpost, 3 months ago to random

Walls are closing in

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Fash-E, 4 months ago to random

For the 15th Day of White History Month we celebrate William the Conqueror and his conquest of England!

In 1035 William's father Duke Robert of Normandy went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Before departing the Duke had his vassals swear fealty to his legitimized bastard son William. Robert died while returning from the pilgrimage leaving a seven year old William "the Bastard" of Normandy as Duke. Norman vassals were particularly unruly, with William's bastard status it was nearly impossible. His youth was filled with assassination attempts and rebellions. Initially his lord King Henry of France was supportive of the young Duke. When William's vassals rebelled in 1047, King Henry fought alongside a 19 Year old William at the Battle of Val-ès-Dunes. Their 10,000 knights defeating over 25,000 rebels. Eventually the rebellious lords won the favor of the French King, leading to a combined invasion of William's Duchy in 1055. In 1057 William defeated the combined armies of France and the rebel lords at the Battle of Varaville, finally securing his control over Normandy.

In January of 1066, the King of England Edward the Confessor died without an heir, or technically leaving 3 heirs. The Godwinsons were the presumed successors but Edward's rivalry with their father Godwin had led him to name a distant young relative in Normandy as his heir, William. The most powerful Anglo-Saxon lord Harold was quick to secure the throne but the other claimants were prepared to fight him for it. Harold's brother Tostig Godwinson with the support of Harald Hardrada of Norway invaded the North of England but were defeated by Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Stamford Bridge in September of 1066. Immediately after his victory, Godwinson received word William had landed in the south and he marched his men back down to meet him at the Battle of Hastings in October 1066.

Despite the long march, Harold's forces had a considerable advantage. They were numerically superior, held a defensive hilltop position, and were in friendly territory. William was forced to attack uphill, outnumbered, into a shieldwall of experienced Anglo-Saxon soldiers. The fighting was brutal with the Normans taking the heaviest losses, they were soon forced to retreat downhill. While retreating a fraction of the Saxon army broke formation and pursued. William's army was on the verge of routing and many men believed William had died in the fighting. Desperate to regain control, William took off his helmet and rode across his troops shouting for them to stand their ground. Separated from their shield wall the Saxon pursuers were cut down by a charge led by William personally. William saw this had weakened Godwinsons shield wall and decided to try and replicate it.

He led his knights back up the hill to assault the shield wall once more, this time feigning retreats. For a while the Saxons discipline held but eventually more men broke out and the Normans were able to thin the Saxon line further. Losses were still worse for the Normans and the Saxons shield wall was holding firm. With the sun going down, William knew it was now or never. He could not survive a night deep in enemy territory with an enemy army at his back. He ordered a full assault on the shield wall. Again the fighting was brutal, neither side giving any ground. It looked as though William was losing the battle until a rogue arrow pierced the throat of Harold Godwinson. He fell from his horse and was hacked to pieces by Norman knights. They held his head up for everyone to see. The Saxon host finally broke and were cut down.

William marched on London and was crowned King of England on December 25th 1066. Norman Kings would rule over England until the death of Richard III in 1485, during the civil war known as the Wars of the Roses. Upon Williams death his lands were divided between his sons. The first son, Robert Curthose, receiving their ancestral seat the Duchy of Normandy. While the second son received the Kingdom of England. An unusual decision which would inevitably lead to civil wars between his heirs and the eventually collapse of the de Normandie Dynasty in a period known as the Anarchy. Before staking his rightful claim to the English throne, Robert would take a leading role in the First Crusade. Personally leading the charge out of Antioch in 1098. Through the marriage of a Norman lord Geoffrey Plantagenet and Holy Roman Empress Matilda, a new King Henry II Plantagenet took the thrones of England and Normandy, eventually bringing into their control the Duchy of Aquitaine and ultimately the western half of France. This Composite monarchy in France and England became known as the Angevin Empire. The restoration of this Empire was a motivation in the Hundred Years War.

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Inginsub, 5 months ago to random

I don’t see poa.st on the timeline

SuperLutheran, 5 months ago to random

hindooism everyone. muh-dik but, like, everywhere around the country and in their shrines.
britannica.com/topic/lingam

ImperialAgent, 6 months ago to random

Letting people enjoy things is why the world is absolute garbage and as demonic as it is today.

You will not enjoy things until the fucking ship is righted or you can go into the ditch with the faggots, shitlibs, niggers and jews as well.

Umlaut, 6 months ago to random

Political discourse in current year is moulded by mouth breathing nerds who crank their hogs over how "impressive" the writing in New Vegas is.