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ashten, to random

talk to your admin about woem today! ​:woem:​

ashten, to random

PSA: if you ignore my CWs, thats on you
that is not my responsibility

im a full grown adult. this is my account. i will post as i wish here. CWs are a compromise that lets you skip something if you dont want to see it.

in addition, if you are a minor, or just dont want to see lewd content, you should mute:

  • the CWs i use: "lewd" "18+"
  • my lewd alt: ashten@lewd.lgbt
  • the entire lewd instance: lewd.lgbt

ive done what i can to stop you from seeing it. posted signs, etc. but, as an analogy, i cannot be responsible if you choose to barge into my room with the door closed and a "do not enter" sign while im doing lewd things.

ashten, to random

like this post for a 1% chance for ashten to reveal a crush

one dice roll per like

ashten, to random

hey, fedi, no need to rush
we can all take turns killing god

RedCyberPandaz,
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@ashten so should we draw straws? Who gets to go first?

ashten, to random

the realization...

ashten, to random

dunks the firefox into water

feeling better? i cant believe nobody else has tried to put you out yet! the animal cruelty!

RedCyberPandaz,
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@ashten you wouldn't extinguish a charmanders tail.

ashten, to random

little treat culture is getting out of hand. you don't need an $8 coffee because you did laundry

by that same logic, a CEO doesn't need a new mansion because they walked into a meeting, said to start pay cuts and raise costs, and then walked out

also, do you know how hard it is to do laundry when youre depressed???

ashten, to random

if you marry her, then bite her, she's a blood relative

yassie_j,
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RedCyberPandaz,
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@yassie_j @ashten gladly!

ashten, to random

fuck autism awareness
we need autism acceptance

ashten, to random

whats a side channel attack?

well, there was once a man who owned 43 Domino restaurants. he could predictably tell you when the next classified government operation was going to take place, and aboutish where, based on the surge of scheduled pizza orders for government locations

ashten, to random

:3

ashten, to random

unsubscribe links should not have captchas on them, btw

they should be as easy to click as possible

ashten, to random

so, lets say that the chinese government is spying on us through tik-tok

can someone explain to me why a foreign government that otherwise has nothing to do with me is worse than the US government or a FAANG-like company spying on me?

ashten, to random

estrogen gives you a free rack of servers!

ashten, to random

cis girls: i might be pregnant ​:neocat_shocked:​

trans girls: i might be pregnant ​:neocat_aww:​

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