ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.

ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Partners: Leah, Violet, Wires, Leebee, Emma/Zeke
ℹ️ Host of the Twilight Girl System: Leebee, Katherine, Elizabeth, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

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ashten, to random

capitalism: you do work, and maybe you'll get enough monies to make it by. but there's also an incredibly infinitesimally small chance you'll make insane amounts of monies so that you won't have to work again!

communism: you work, you live a decent life. simple as that.

ashten, to random

A Singlet's Guide to Plurality

Download (PDF):
https://assets.woem.men/files/singlets-guide-plurality.pdf

if there's questions, ask them here, and i (or others) will answer. if i need to make corrections, ill also add them here, and potentially make a v2

18+ ashten, to random

throws you into a vat of estrogen

ashten, to random

the queue workers and the web workers have been decoupled
so if one crashes, it wont take down the other
please lemme know if you notice any buggy behavior

ashten, to random

if your friend group:

  1. has a specific person/group they're rallying against
  2. requires certain actions/statements from you
  3. ostracizes you for asking questions
  4. frequently does what they accuse others of
  5. gives vague answers that just confuses you further

you're not in a healthy environment, and should start asking more questions

ashten, to random

people who use you are just enemies with extra steps

ashten, to random

​:neocat_blush_hide:​ i saw her do it

violet's face: ​:neocat_floof:​ ​:meowpeek:​ ​:neocat_blush:​ ​:neocat_shocked:​ ​:neocat_blush:​

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9u47p6kjsnlu2dhs

ashten, to random

girls just wanna be gayay
oh, girls just wanna be gayyyy

ashten, to random

how do i become a mod?

you dont. the best mods recognize the responsibility involved and arent eager to take it on. ill come to you if i recognize you have the wisdom and experience necessary to moderate.

ashten, to random

RE: https://akko.wtf/objects/c78a7241-37be-4dbf-8bcb-5322619e3a0c

ashten, to random

me trying to sell my sysadmin skills to potential employers

ashten, to random

we're upgrading our arsenal from fediblocks to fedinukes

ashten, to random

hey fedi, if we all just study for 4 years to become therapists, we can all write each other bottom surgery letters!

itll be sooooooo much faster than those long waitlists!

18+ ashten, to random

the mods are unionizing! ​:neocat_shocked:​

ashten, to random

please CW your nudes, even if youre not posting publicly (like if they're unlisted)

posts can still easily be accidentally seen by peeps who arent following, like if someone else they're following replies to it, or boosts it. so un-CWed nudes are going to be shown to peeps without their consent to see them

deletes the remote post

ashten, to random

tip:
becoming trans wont make life easier,
but it'll make it easier for you to live with yourself

ashten, to random

talk to your admin about woem today! ​:woem:​

ashten, to random

PSA: if you ignore my CWs, thats on you
that is not my responsibility

im a full grown adult. this is my account. i will post as i wish here. CWs are a compromise that lets you skip something if you dont want to see it.

in addition, if you are a minor, or just dont want to see lewd content, you should mute:

  • the CWs i use: "lewd" "18+"
  • my lewd alt: ashten@lewd.lgbt
  • the entire lewd instance: lewd.lgbt

ive done what i can to stop you from seeing it. posted signs, etc. but, as an analogy, i cannot be responsible if you choose to barge into my room with the door closed and a "do not enter" sign while im doing lewd things.

ashten, to random

like this post for a 1% chance for ashten to reveal a crush

one dice roll per like

ashten, to random

hey, fedi, no need to rush
we can all take turns killing god

ashten, to random

the realization...

ashten, to random

dunks the firefox into water

feeling better? i cant believe nobody else has tried to put you out yet! the animal cruelty!

ashten, to random

little treat culture is getting out of hand. you don't need an $8 coffee because you did laundry

by that same logic, a CEO doesn't need a new mansion because they walked into a meeting, said to start pay cuts and raise costs, and then walked out

also, do you know how hard it is to do laundry when youre depressed???

ashten, to random

if you marry her, then bite her, she's a blood relative

ashten,

@yassie_j yes! i usually walk up to a girl and say: "BITE ME!"

ashten, to random

fuck autism awareness
we need autism acceptance

ashten, to random

whats a side channel attack?

well, there was once a man who owned 43 Domino restaurants. he could predictably tell you when the next classified government operation was going to take place, and aboutish where, based on the surge of scheduled pizza orders for government locations

ashten, to random

:3

18+ ashten, to random

take one home! they're hot!

ashten, to random

unsubscribe links should not have captchas on them, btw

they should be as easy to click as possible

ashten, to random

so, lets say that the chinese government is spying on us through tik-tok

can someone explain to me why a foreign government that otherwise has nothing to do with me is worse than the US government or a FAANG-like company spying on me?

ashten, to random

estrogen gives you a free rack of servers!

ashten, to random

cis girls: i might be pregnant ​:neocat_shocked:​

trans girls: i might be pregnant ​:neocat_aww:​

ashten, to random

contains advanced mfm. please view on instance

​:blank:​ why does my gf live so far away?
/
​:neocat_sad:​
🌍
​:neocat_sad_reach:​
​:blank:​
​:blank:​

ashten, to random

i have investigated myself and have found no wrongdoing

ashten, to random

its not natural!

neither is capitalism karen

Ukko, to random
@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space avatar

Can't believe Elon Musk is buying Disqordia for 5 billion dollars

ashten,

@eris @Ukko elon musk is a rich dude. there's very little difference between $1k and $100k to him. go for $100k, even if you dont personally value disqordia that much

ashten, to random

artwork title: cleaning my keyboard:

artwork:

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ashten, to random

(im going through my reddit folder from a year ago, btw)

18+ ashten, to random

i know that it can sometimes seem like fedi has a pedophilia problem, but... its my belief that its not any worse here than it is on corpo platforms

the difference is that here, on fedi, we call out people who are engaged in grooming and pedophilia. this makes it much more obvious.

however, on the corpo platforms, stuff gets dragged under the rug. algorithms suppress callout posts, etc. like, you've seen what my server provider is doing by trying to force me to take down my callout posts on hanna. corpo social media is gonna be a lot more swift and direct about that.

so, it may seem worse here, but i really dont believe it is. i think its just more visible.

ashten, to random

question: how does cloudflare handle abuse reports?

ashten, to random

me: after trying various things on the menu, i have determined that this item is my favorite, and i will only be ordering that item from this point on!

restaurant: removes the item from the menu

me: ​:neocat_knife:​

ashten, to random

girls on my timeline showing off their (server) racks

ashten, to random

i think the issue is that peeps are treating the eris thing as a black and white issue. i dont blame you for fediblocking disqordia. she is a problematic individual at times. i too, have silenced her instance temporarily.

a lot of the evidence presented to me contains lingo that i dont fully understand. i dont know who a lot of these people are, but i will admit that i am seeing a lot of dogwhistles.

but also, the people who are threatening me for even associating with eris dont really sound that great to side with either and are basically telling me to "fall in line or suffer the consequences" without actually thinking things through.

the other thing is, when i ask for the evidence to be explained to me in detail, because i dont actually understand whats going on in the screenshots, im told thati should, by default, understand the evidence. and that me not understanding the evidence is, itself, problematic.

18+ ashten, to random

fediblock thewired.online

hanna runs this instance for her best friend. she JUST made a new fedi account for herself on there. @ void@thewired.online

see info regarding hanna: https://woem.men/notes/9pj5j3uddww20uv8

ashten, to random

okay, now that im home, i get to tell you what happened. and tbh, i feel pretty badass, and im happy that everything lined up just perfectly to get this result.

WW03.5, we received a heavy workload, so i enabled the automations i had been writing the last several months.

WW04.2, i was informed i was being laid off in two weeks

WW06.2 (yesterday) was supposed to be my last day at intel. however, my boss dropped the ball, and never informed me how to actually return my laptop, despite asking him multiple times.

WW06.3 (today):
my boss called me at noon:

hey ashten. i know you still have your laptop. i need you to log onto it and answer some questions that i DMed you really quick. also, once you've done that, i need you to drive to the JF3 campus and return your laptop before 4pm.

i logged on, and his DM said ticket i created i created on WW03.5 was incorrect. so, i looked it over. the only mistake i made with it was that i had accidentally misattributed the color. it was supposed to be a blue release, not an orange release. so, i corrected it and DMed him that that was the only mistake i made.
(yes, i agree, this color system is confusing. this is why i made that mistake in the first place.)

i hopped in the car and spent an hour driving to JF3. i had only been to JF3 once before, so it was new to me.

as soon as i rolled into the parking lot, i got another call from my boss. i told him i was JUST about to return my laptop.> oh, uhm, really quick, before you do that, i need you to log on really quick and answer a few more questions i had.

there's no wifi in the parking lot (of course), so i hop out and head to the JF3 lobby and scan my badge. the badge scanner alarmed, however, and after some back and forth with the desk attendant, i guess my badge was already deactivated, but since i still needed to return my laptop, they would be providing me a security escort.

while i waited, i sat down in the lobby and booted up my laptop.

dm from boss:> okay, but how did you manage to do 450 test cases in 8 hours??? that shouldnt be possible!

(most technicians complete about 50-100 TCs per day if they push themselves)

escort:> hi ashten! im here to escort you to return your laptop!

me, replying to my boss> yes, those are all test cases i automated, and thus, were all completed within 8 hours.

my security escort is here now, so that's all i can do for you. good luck!

i shut down my laptop, and let security escort me.

ashten, to random

help!!! the mia herd is chasing me!!!

@mia

ashten, to random

Email: "Gap in knowledge transfer from ashten"

i now have three people in my work DMs panicking because intel now realizes how much i do, and that my last day is tomorrow.

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