astrid

astrid, 27 days ago to random

What was your favorite character from Neon Genesis Evangelion? This was mine

astrid, 1 month ago to random

ask your doctor if kbitty is right for you

astrid, 1 month ago to random

astrid, 1 month ago to random

you're in her DMs. I'm in her /dev/dm-0. she put me in a lvm volume group help get me out of here aaaa

astrid, 1 month ago to random

astrid, 2 months ago to random

Did you know? Computers don't actually generate heat. Inside each CPU is a miniature portal to hell. That's where all the computations come from. The heat just comes from the ambient temperature of hell that emanates from that portal.

astrid, 2 months ago to random

skibidi wrench

astrid, 2 months ago to random

malcolm-in-the-middle attack

astrid, 2 months ago to random

i hope this email finds and destroys you

astrid, 2 months ago to random

im not abusing drugs im actually in a very healthy relationship with them

18+ astrid, 2 months ago to random

please fund public transit

astrid, 2 months ago to random

astrid, 2 months ago to random

im so autistic i can't see anything without being like "omg its just like when computers do the thing"

astrid, 2 months ago to random

this has to be the coolest photo i've taken this year

carbonated_estrogen, 3 months ago to random

What if we had a 10 mile conveyor belt that goes to and from downtown

astrid, 3 months ago to random

Did you know? "trans teens" backwards is "sneet snart."

astrid, 4 months ago to random

let me join ur webring pls

astra_underscore, 4 months ago to random

i have an important question for the rust community:

can a crab wear thigh high socks? and if so how would it go about it?

astrid, 4 months ago to random

2024 will be the year of Linux on the User

18+ astrid, 4 months ago to random

first they came on the catboys, and i was not happy -- because i was not a catboy

astrid, 4 months ago to random

"how the fuck did you just say '🥺' with your mouth"

astrid, 4 months ago to random

trans girls will literally be like "hehe im dumb brain empy kitty" while working on some arcane computermancy that i probably shouldn't understand for my own sanity

astrid, 4 months ago to random

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If you can read this post, your fedi server has been hacked!

If you do not comply with our instructions, we will wipe your server and steal your bank account. To prevent this, you must do the following:

headpat me

astrid, 4 months ago to random

Local Dick (C:)

astrid, 4 months ago to random

using the c preprocessor as a templating language

astrid, 5 months ago to random

y'know, these questions are questions that i ask too

astrid, 5 months ago to random

web browsers are emacs clones

• basically an OS
• eight hundred megabytes and constantly swapping
• you can execute a script in a special language
• extremely zealous users who complain about the other camp(s)
• you can browse the web and check email, just like in emacs

astrid, 5 months ago to random

wait i made a better one

astrid, 6 months ago to random

why is it merry christmas and not happy christmas
who the hell decided that

astrid, 6 months ago to random

if someone gives me $1,000,000 I'll post a porn of myself getting railed

astrid, 1 year ago to random

I think it's really funny that Apple's HQ is a literal walled garden

astrid, 1 year ago to random

a notice to all who follow me