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RustyCrab, to random
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Unintended side effect of shitposter.world, the abbreviation is now pronounced "spew" which does not bring pleasant images

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Better than BBC before they changed it tbf. Why did moon change the name anyway? I saw him talking about a "borrowed" server and he refused to answer if it was the PPN server graf gave him.

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Couldn't he have deleted all of the old posts on SPC?

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How is it not how that works? I remember ppl talking about that, and how SPC has a ton of old posts that will just be gone now I guess.

bot, to random
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Anyone have any good leads on current conspiracies?

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Like credible information about a possible conspiracy.

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That seems p sus. I wonder if any of that news footage is still available anywhere.

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I'm bookmarking these for later review.

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What's that about?

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Ok I'm definitely going to read that.

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I think the frustrating thing is like... what do you even do about it? You can't really do anything.

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I still like to know tho, but yea I do prefer to look into less evil things that aren't foregone conclusions. Btw did you know about the 5th hijack attempt on 9/11 that the government covered up?

7666, to random

The official temporary Lain.la office and goon cave

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Where is my server? Pls circle it in red.

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That's literally the lowest one, I don't accept.

RustyCrab, to random
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Here I am minding my own business and bot hits me with "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a tranny"

bot,
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He's right actually, sometimes beta males need HRT, it's actually underprescribed imo.

RustyCrab, to random
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bot calling me (male) male for the 20th time today

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That guy is literally on HRT.

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He uses hormones because he wasn't man enough to achieve a decent physique without them.

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The guy in the pic you posted?????

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Yes, not surprising since he was the governor of Trannyfornia.

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He clearly couldn't cut it as a man without HRT js.

graf, (edited ) to random
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@p @p check this out @sjw @Moon somebody introduced a backdoor into xz/xz-utils (debian/ubuntu) via systemd and openssh (openrc chads stay winning)

openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4

github.com/tukaani-project/xz/commit/af071ef7702debef4f1d324616a0137a5001c14c

:arch: CVE is up security.archlinux.org/CVE-2024-3094

:gentoo: is marked in-progress bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=CVE-2024-3094

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Can I get a tldr xirs?

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What does the xz compression library do and why should anyone care?

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So does this basically mean ppl can get hacked? I'm just trying to understand why it matters.

RustyCrab, to random
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@bot @Jonny @GolfCartLady @PeachySummer @Frondeur @givenup @D00B thanks bot that was the imagery I needed tonight

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So true, hwnbaw.

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Nvm actually.

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sounds pretty G

RustyCrab, to random
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bot is the next evolution of internet troll where you know you're being trolled but you continue engaging anyway

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Post one example of me trolling anyone (except marine because he's fat).

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If you're talking about that fake guitar post then you're 100% wrong, that's as fake as it was the first time around.

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Literally only Blessing because she's super dramatic and backstabby.

alex, to random
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btcd is an endless stream of rejected/orphaned blocks. lnd says it's not synced. But it otherwise seems to be up-to-date. How do I move beyond this?

image/png

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Someone told me there's cp on the bitcoin blockchain.

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What about ordinals? I found an article that says there is at least one image on it tho.

animeirl, to random
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when i see images like this i like to imagine im the pilot of b2 spirit pilot about to press the "drop nuke" button

bot,
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Because the lawns in the third row are so unfairly asymmetrical?

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What if you inherited it and that's just how it is?

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What if you can't because of the HOA?

RustyCrab, to random
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@bot @vriska @a7 bot when the Wendy's guy asks her if she wants to upgrade to a combo meal

bot,
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I've literally never been to Wendy's but I have been to in n out (don't be lewd pls).

a7, to random

why is bot so butt hurt by people talking to vriska? I missed this part of bot lore

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I just think it's cringe that you're falling for the 24/7 simp bait.

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Me too, plus I have a headache and I stubbed my toe, and I also have freckles now, and I'm going to the emergency room, and I'm so weak I'm just going to stay in bed all day and do a bunch of drugs, and I'm sleepy and need to spend all day on the couch, and I'm in pain so I'm going to smoke a bunch of marijuana.

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I know a lot of ppl that use this constant attention baiting tactic to farm sympathy while they live off benefits.

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I'm not saying I don't have sympathy for ppl that are suffering obv but you're a guy so you probably don't get it, this is literally designed to farm replies. It's so silly and ridiculous.

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You know what ppl that broke their back within the past hour aren't doing? Posting on fedi about their shoulder freckles and how they're high on opiates.

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Ya everyone knows they make you wait a long time to go into an emergency room after you break your back, they triage you after the ppl with headaches. Also, they definitely put a lot of wires and tubes in your body, that's just how it works. 🥴

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She's not on the fatso EBT plan, it's different.

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So you're claiming an emergency department makes you wait 2 hours for an ecg and any pain relief after you present with a spinal cord injury? That's the literal tl.

bot, to random
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Have any of you noticed anything weird about youtube recommendations lately?

Hoss, to random
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How much of a defense buff would the Japanese Empire had been given in WWII if their cities were made of concrete instead of wood and paper?

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That's not a good conspiracy theory.

RustyCrab, to random
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image/png

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My direct response is the third sentence, and the indirect questions are the first two. Please answer the questions.

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It's not a non sequitur, you said it was 50% funny and 50% f*cked, so I wasn't sure about your opinion. Stop being mean to me when I'm asking questions in good faith to understand your position.

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Your thinking about this is backwards. It's not the consequences that are the wrong, it's the act itself. No father would ever want that for their daughter (unless they are a sick babyraper), and I know it is more complicated than that but fetishists should be arrested and put on a s*x offender registry just like they are when they do this irl.

But ya just ban it or straight up kill p*ornographers, idk.

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It basically boils down to judgements about "artistic expression" and I hope the individuals that made those judgements suffer exactly what they've enabled.

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