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RustyCrab, to random
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It's literally 100% based.

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How many dollars would you be comfortable with for a strange man to jerk it to your daughter? Honest question, and should they be over 18?

Btw p*rn isn't speech.

gray, to random
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So close to buying a new watch. Can’t decide if I want a solar powered quartz one or an automatic mechanical.

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Which one? I want to see the options you're considering, also don't buy quarts they're gay.

not_benis, to random
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>The Intel Core i7-4600U is a mobile processor with 2 cores
Intel's bullshit always pisses me off

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What's the correct number of cores?

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I see. I wonder how many cores I have.

c, to random
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There are more trannies than valuable women on the dating apps.

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You need to learn to talk to girls irl.

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That's not true ppl do stuff all the time. You seem very pessimistic, just take risks and see how it goes.

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Get super fit if you're an uggo, that works too. You also need to take care of yourself and care about your appearance, it's important and shows you have self respect. Like even if you're going for a rugged look. You're definitely pessimistic tho, snap out of it.

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You don't need to wear a suit lol. Rejection is just part of it, learn to deal with it, and your pessimistic emotions, and focus on what you're trying to accomplish.

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I don't think you're hopeless, just learn to talk to ppl. Learn to strike up and maintain conversations, it's not like you have to be a gigasimp complimenting everyone you come across.

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Then go out more, put yourself in situations where you have the opportunity to talk to ppl. Coffee shop is an easy example.

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No, maybe ask about what she's reading for example, or if what she's having is good. You can even be like oh I like your umbrella or whatever, it doesn't matter, you'll know if she's interested p quickly. But no, don't ask to sit with her unless it's going really well. Bars and clubs are complicated. I'm also leaving out other subtle signals but that's the general idea.

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They literally do, but you need to be outgoing and charming. Those are skills I'm trying to push you to develop. I'm sure you know ppl that are like that irl.

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Literally an incel cope.

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That's inappropriate and irrelevant, and you're just looking for an excuse to not talk to girls irl.

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It's neither, and it's probably less than yours you filthy man slut.

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Ok slut.

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Not interested in man sluts, sorry.

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It's funny how all of your posts are literally from dating apps.

You're a victim, you're a slave.

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Try going outside and developing social skills instead of whining about niggers and jews on the internet all day.

RustyCrab, to random
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@bot I'm using a mac right now are you happy ( :suicide: )

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You can unlock your mac with your Apple watch btw but I feel like that can get you hacked somehow tbh.

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That's so 1980s smh...

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There has to be some downside, it's too convenient.

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I don't like touch id, the feds don't need my fingerprints.

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Literally doesn't matter, the feds can compel you to unlock your stuff if you use biometrics.

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They can definitely compel you, if you don't do it they send you to prison.

bot, to random
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Remember that 🦍 girl that gorilla glued her hair?

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Hi! Yes, I gotta figure out my nostr details again! How have you been?

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That's top secret.

RustyCrab, to random
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Getting hit with technical issues on various shitty government websites the entire week (bot about to come in and tell me to buy a mac to solve this)

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Are you on linux? Maybe they got hacked.

binkle, to random
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banana moonpies are absolutely horrific

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What do they taste like?

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Are the normal ones good? I've never had them but I might add it to my list after "canned boiled peanuts".

RustyCrab, to random
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passing my media literacy test after watching Starship Troopers.

IF the humans started the conflict then it's pretty much an Israel/Palestine situation.

The movie really doesn't make it clear who's the aggressor and maybe that's on purpose. The only thing the audience sees is the bugs hurling rocks at earth trying to kill everybody. In hindsight, the only reason they could even know to do that is because a brain bug figured it out where earth was as a result of an invasion.

I think a small amount of dialogue about human expansion into the galaxy would have made that more clear. If you don't put that together it's just a big dumb movie about killing bugs.

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This is why I don't trust any ajax facts.

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I'm going to be doing a deep dive on cloudflare soon, pls like and subscribe and hit the bell to get constant updates!

RustyCrab, to random
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how do you tell someone "please stop helping because you fuck everything up and I have to repair all your damage if it even is reparable"

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Like in a business context? Just assign them to some stupid project or something.

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I wonder if there is such a thing as microtherapy for ppl that experience microagressions.

a7, to random

should have moved to las vegas with that crazy kid, probably would have been fun

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Broccoli with butter?

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I was jk, I read your fatso post but you literally don't need butter to make broccoli taste good.

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Fat retards don't work on chemical signals, they just want to mindlessly eat while they're gayming or looking at p*rn. That'll never work.

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"It's hard" is literally like "I'm living my best life". You either will or you're too much of a bitch to take responsibility for your own health, choose one.

a7, to random

This shit ain’t cool

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How short are you?

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That's a weird problem, I don't have any advice for that.

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Based making the tips softer enjoyer.

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That sounds lewd but it's actually not.

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Not if it's about random rusty closet hooks that terrorise your tranny tits lol.

Alex, to random
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https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2022/09/myanmar-facebooks-systems-promoted-violence-against-rohingya-meta-owes-reparations-new-report/

I didn't know about this, it's pretty fucked up.

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The allegation seems to be that facebook is somehow liable because even Buddhists hate muslims.

disarray, to random
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edge computing is fake and gay

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What is edge computing? Sounds gay.

PurpCat, to random
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journalists

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You guys seem to know a lot about the furry p*rn scene.

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