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tiskaan, to random

@bot hey cutiepie you dropped this
https://leetcode.com/problems/fizz-buzz/

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What's the tldr?

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That doesn't seem difficult, what's the point?

a7, to random

all the people i follow(except for a small number under like 3) are because at some point i followed them back, its fun to think of exactly what i said that caused them to un-follow or follow, because i say such disparately insane things

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Even if he brought it back it wouldn't be usable for like a year until it got back up to date.

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I don't think you can do that, everyone's @s would be like asdfoihjasdiofhasoipdfjaopsd-rustycrab. I remember that happening to some ppl.

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Maybe if it was on kf.net or whatever, otherwise that'll happen. I know it happened to verita84.

d, to random
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kinda feel like making pizza

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Is it the bread or the cheese?

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What about alternative crusts?

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There are veggie ones like cauliflower crusts.

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What about almond flour? There are literally a ton of alternative crusts, some even use proteins as the base with no grains.

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Have you considered taking 15 min out of your day to make your own instead of buying goyslop? There are carbs in like everything btw.

RustyCrab, to random
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Oh god I just got an elf pregnant I'm on the hook for child support for 10,000 years :niggaskull:

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It's probably because he's on minds.

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I looked at his account and it says he's always replying to "post" rather than the account so it's probably because minds is a pos.

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Soapbox is also a pos but so is pleroma tbf. Fedi is just a pos in general tbh, I'm surprised it even "works".

icedquinn, to random
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there is probably a name for a phenomenon where simple elegant things cannot be used because they make too much sense.

you need something that can technically get the job done but sucks enough that an entire cottage industry can pop up around it. that way it gets a lot of visibility from these businesses whos job is to help you use the thing that sucks.

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What's an example of this?

RustyCrab, to random
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do you willingly use light mode on occasion

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What does "I avoid dark theme when it's not a dark shade of a color" mean?

RustyCrab, to random
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It really pisses me off when I have 64 gigs of ram and programs still insist on grinding my disk to shreds with temp files instead of making use of that. Nobody's running terabytes of compressed data through a raspberry pi you stupid nigger

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Have you noticed the little dindus on windows 11? They're on the search thing, I'm always like wtf, dindus!

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It's on a business computer so I don't have to deal with it often and I wouldn't know how to turn it off anyway. But it's like.. why?

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They are but they're not after their clients, unlike literally every other company.

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That's p dumb, Apple is good in a lot of ways even tho I know they do some evil stuff. It's literally the best option for ppl that don't have autism that want things to actually work properly.

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Apple is a good choice if you want nice stuff that works well with stuff you own and doesn't break for years. It's may be more expensive but literally everyone knows it's not for poor ppl.

Forestofenchantment, to random
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@creamqueen am I gay for liking EVs more than traditional cars? Their sleekness and silence win me over.

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EVs are trash.

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Ya I'd rather wait 4 hours for my EV to charge so I can go a few miles.

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I didn't say anything about a full charge plus I'm sure EV companies would never lie to you plus I'm sure that's super healthy for your battery car.

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It literally is easier but batteries don't last forever, or even that long at all. I feel like you should understand this, it's like wtf?

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You're talking about muh "locking it down" and other stupid bs when it's literally just batteries, you can literally buy new batteries and repair them p easily, it's a whole industry. That's not why EVs are trash.

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That's not what I said bozo and that's also a fake problem.

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Is there something I'm missing about door handles or something? What's the context?

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Ok that predditor thread just says they're updating it so it works better. Not convincing at all tbh.

RustyCrab, to random
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Making some drastic life changes next few weeks to try and knock some brain worms loose :marseybangfast:

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I'd like to hear about your ruts tbh.

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I have ruts too btw, I'm not judging.

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I always feel like you can just plan and strategise your way out of bad situations but I know that isn't always how it works out esp if you're unhappy. Your prospects don't need to know the details tho.

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You should do what makes you happy. Isn't that sort of work very independent in general?

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Dumplings are actually p good sometimes but they have too many carbs.

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Dumplings are actually p good, IN MODERATION!

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That's probably why you're fat.

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Anyone that says "living my best life" is literally a fat retard.

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I just watched a yt video of someone reacting to a yt video of someone watching a yt video.

a7, to random

im gonna have to make gnocchi this friday

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Remember when vriska made gnocchi and it was literally tennis ball sized fistfuls of dough? I still laugh about that sometimes lol. Here's a pic.

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He's actually intersex and has said so openly.

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Let's just say I know enough to know that you were born male.

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Calm down sir.

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Orbiters. I only have a problem with vriska because he totally blocked me from his instance, and he also makes weird gnocchi. And he's always seeking attention too, it's cringe and you guys take the bait.

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Ok simp, not reading all that.

graf, to random
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alright so somebody paid me to clear owls block list and im going to do it because its funny. but before i do, here is the total blocks owl has

pleroma=# select count(*) from user_relationships where source_id = '00000184-c2d8-5289-df9d-b5c32df30000' and relationship_type = '1';
 count
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   324
(1 row)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/d0549bf8-dad6-46bc-b586-27da062f0a70

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Don't project your born male fantasies onto me pls.

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What I said has nothing to do with graf, I can just tell that you have male fantasies (naturally).

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Calm down sir.

a7, to random

i can finally dance like a maniac in my own room again, thanks fitting cheap sports bra from amazon

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So true! Wait till you see the hog wrists on Dr. NEETzsche, GED. It's absolutely massive! The most massive!

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I'd like to see their relative weights.

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