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disabled, to random
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@RehnSturm256 This is your future, I predict it!

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disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 You’ll like it.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Not as good as “100 Girlfriends that really really really love you” tho.

disabled, to random
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disabled, to random
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I always read therapy as “The Rapy”

Guys, I might be lisdexic.

TURBORETARD9000,

@disabled I'll give you some therapy :akko_giggle:

disabled, (edited ) to random
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I'm reminded why I don't go on Reddit. Would you believe this was posted on the "OppaiLove" Subreddit under the "Large Oppai" category? These Oppai are medium AT BEST!

Yes, this post is specifically designed to piss people off. Because it amuses me.

moyi,
@moyi@shota.house avatar

@disabled they are pretty big…

degen,
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@disabled @moyi difference between "yes mommy" and "damn nice cans lady"

disabled, to random
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@RehnSturm256 @moyi I was playing “PlateUp!” with a friend and look who came to our restaurant!

icedquinn,
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@disabled @RehnSturm256 @moyi oh that's a game what food are you serving :blobcat3c:

18+ RehnSturm256,

@disabled @moyi you can name your customers! :blobcataww: I hope Kimberly there is a real dommy assertive gal who likes teasing me across the table :meowCoy: haha

disabled, to random
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Feeling great today! Hope everyone else is doing well!

disabled, to random
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Boobie Potato: A potato which is found that makes female breasts bigger, does not seem to have an effect on males, or an upper limit of how big it can make a female’s breasts. Great caution should be taking to not consume too many boobie potatoes, as their are few ways to reverse the effect.

18+ RehnSturm256,

@disabled :blobcatlewd: i wanna play a cozy farming simulator where i can grow these for girls. (Or have them irl :meowGiggle: )

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 “Here p-pretty waitress, I made you some Potato Soup! :smugified:” ~ Rehnsturm with the Boobie Potato

disabled, to random
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Give me those GMOs!!!! Great Mommy Orgasms! Orgasms only a great dommy mommy can give you!!! :Disa_Flustered:

18+ RehnSturm256,

@disabled 😭😭😭😭😭 GMOs!!!

ceooffuggy,
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disabled, (edited ) to random
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I just spent $50 on 2 green Garfield plushies.
Why? Because Garfield is not green.

:garfield: :miami_plus_g: :8px_green: :miami_x_g: :miami_2_g: :miami_equal_g: :miami_dollar_g::miami_5_g::miami_0_g:

18+ RehnSturm256,

@disabled …why green!? :kirbyangrylaugh:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Because Garfield is not green.

disabled, to random
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I love when there’s new construction in a business area, or like when a building goes out of business. There’s always so much excitement about what business is going to move into that space.

And then the business moves in and it’s always something shit.

disabled, to random
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I’m now giving people who I really like “the teal stripe of basedness” this is for those who are not on Shota.house, but generally post good content. So far, I’ve only distributed a couple.

Shota house members already get priority, since I spent like 90% of my time on the public timeline.

supersid333,

@disabled Okay but why?

disabled,
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@supersid333 I couldn’t tell you, I have no idea why I do the things I do….well I have an idea :02autism:

disabled, to random
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@RehnSturm256 An alternative type of Meat Plant has been found. :Disa_Flustered: Updated information on the meat plant, including this variation, will be posted in a minute.

disabled, to random
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Apparently, my ISP is having a funny April fools’ joke. And that’s absolutely shitting the bed.

So, if anyone was thinking “That’d be a great april fools, just spontaneously shitting the bed.” My ISP beat you to it.

disabled, (edited ) to random
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I always miss out on April Fools day, it always sneaks up on me before I can think of a funny joke.

disabled, to random
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Basically, me to most women.

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