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Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
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Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday! :Disa_Yay:

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@RehnSturm256

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@RehnSturm256 I think she needs some of RehnSturm’s Patented “Training” courses. :jelwink:

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Upgrading my computer to 64GB of ram today. :Disa_Yay:

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@OrangeyIs Yes! My wife is excited too, cause that means she gets my old sticks and can upgrade her system from 16GB to 32GB

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@OrangeyIs Yeah, especially my wife, she’s been getting into situations where she uses up all her ram. I honestly can’t believe she’s lasted so long with 16GB, feels like I’m always surpassing that. Then again I keep a lot of programs open at a time, so maybe I’m not exactly the best point of comparison.

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@moyi Mostly so my wife can get my scraps and have 32GB of ram. (this was her idea)

But I also use a lot of programs which are ram hungry and frequently find myself surpassing the 20GB mark. These programs include things like Game Engines, 3D Modeling software, Music Producing software. Not to mention the electron apps I have which suck up RAM like it’s a crunchy snack.

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@Zettour I’m getting 2x32GB Sticks, my motherboard has 4 slots, so I can upgrade with another 64GB Kit later if/when I need it.

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@moyi I’m just lazy and find I’m more likely to work on something if the program is already open than if I have to reopen it again.

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My wife makes funny explosion noises at 9:11am.

I am blessed. :Sunrise between the twin towers s-130057842:

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Hope everyone is having a good Chewsday night! :gura_wave:

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@RehnSturm256 What are you chewing on this fine Chewsday, Rehn?

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

:Disa_Flustered:

[negiumaya]

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@RehnSturm256 This is what happens to you after you’ve properly buttered a girl’s butt. 🧈

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@Terry @PinochetsCommieCopter You can hear this gif.

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My cat: laying and sleeping like a good kitty, not bothering anyone.

**My cat after seeing me lay down:**Immediately jumps on me and tries his best to cause me as much pain as possible.

this is my life that I live.

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adorkable
hinadorkable.mp4

hinadorkable.mp4

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@smugumin

Breaking News: VTuber arrested for watching Naruto on YouTube and bragging about it on stream.

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I will never stop bullying @RehnSturm256 :Disa_Yay: That’s what friends do!

RehnSturm256, to random
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@RehnSturm256 oh no….is that…..butter on those pancakes?

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Impregnate

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@RehnSturm256 Uh oh, I can practically see @RehnSturm256 getting out the butter. 🧈

I do not envy that girl’s butt. :Disa2:

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@RehnSturm256 Sorry, didn’t mean to warn your prey of your plans. :Disa:

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@RehnSturm256 POV: You wake up, Anya is standing at your door, her butt unbuttered.
What do you do? https://shota.house/emoji/blob/blobhyperthinkfast.png

RehnSturm256, to random

:acat_chew:

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@RehnSturm256 Georgeous kitty! :Disa_Yay:

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i once vectorized a blobcat. Posting it because i got asked.

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@RehnSturm256 @Jain The image is a .svg vector image. Vector images can be scaled infinitely without losing any quality due to the way they store the information. So where as if you have a 720p .png image, trying to increase the size will decrease the quality significantly. A vector image however could be something like 240p and you’d be able to resize it to 720p, 1080p, 4k and beyond (to infinity) without losing any data or experiencing any artifacts or quality loss.

This is all just my understanding of it anyway.

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@RehnSturm256 @Jain and now i’m seeing that this was already answered xD

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    @RehnSturm256 My wife gets your switch notifications, YouTube would be #1 if it was on the list. :Disa:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 I am also a background video enjoyer! :Disa_Yay:

    RehnSturm256, to random

    CUNNYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 All this girl is missing is a pair of leviathan sized tits.

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    @RehnSturm256 That’s me, I am THE oppai enthusiest!

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    @RehnSturm256 That girl has some sort of fungus growing on her nipples. :Disa2:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 Fungus is a thing which occurs in nature, doesn’t mean it’s good for you. :Disa2:

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    @RehnSturm256 Your octopus girl seems to be spreading her butt fungus around. I’d personally avoid close contact, atleast until she washes her hands. :jahy_laugh:

    cute cowgirls though :3

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    ​:nyanpuppu:​

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    @RehnSturm256 @totoka This kitty is prepared for the worst. Must be going to the vet. :02laugh:

    RehnSturm256, to random

    I don’t even like chicken nuggies :meowSmirk:

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    @RehnSturm256 Oh yeah I do! :Disa_Drool2:

    disabled, to random
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    Make your choice.

    disabled, to random
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    I want to cook a Turducken type thing at some point. The birds would be based on whatever I could get my hands on. Maybe something like Duck, Chicken, Quail or something like that. Don’t know if I’ll do it for a Christmas/holiday thing or just a “feeling like making stuff at the moment” spure of the moment type thing.

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    Do you think there will be a point in our lifetime where all old low-res media will be upscaled to HD quality? That’s kinda cool to think about.

    RehnSturm256, to random

    I want to cuddlllllle!!!! :ablobcatbongocry:

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    @RehnSturm256 Uh oh. Ladies, watch out, I see the rock hard frozen stick of butter in his hand. He’s locked and loaded! 🧈

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    @degen @RehnSturm256 I don’t want my butt buttered!!!!! :Disa_Flustered:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen Stahp wa? :Disa:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen NOOO!!! REHN STURM’S GOING TO BUTTER MY BUTT!!!!!!

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    @RehnSturm256 @degen HEHEHE I am the shota who runs from the butt butterer! 🧈

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    @Awoo @RehnSturm256 Damn it you beat me to it! :Disa:

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    @Kyou Happy to help! :Disa_Yay:

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    @RehnSturm256 @Kyou Daww thanks :Disa_Flustered: I try my best to be helpful! :Disa:

    disabled, to random
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    What do you think your state/province tastes like? :Disa2:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 Reason I asked is there was this brand of Honey which sold a flavor which was just my location. Instead of the typical thing they do where they put in the type of flower that the bees used the pollen of.

    So just imagine like a honey that just said like “Flavor: Arizona” or “Flavor: Brazil”

    I lived that.

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    @Kerosene Is there a lot of dried cum and smegma lining your streets?

    Sounds like people have a lot of fun there.

    disabled,
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    @Kerosene Doing the lords work. :02laugh:

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    my imoutozuma giving me a hug

    TL note: tsuma (zuma) means wife

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    @RehnSturm256 @PunishedLenny3 Watch out, Rehn is about to butter the shit out of this girl’s butt…….literally.

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @PunishedLenny3 You’re the professional butt butterer ofcourse!

    That’s a really nice cow girl. :Disa_Drool2:

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