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disabled

@disabled@shota.house

:baba_d::baba_i::baba_s::baba_a::baba_b::baba_l::baba_e::baba_d:

I can't receive Pleroma chats.

Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
Femdom X Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/FemdomxShota_Bot
Straight Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/StraightShota_Bot

:cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance:

~ ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ

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disabled, (edited ) to random
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:shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag:
In Shotaland drawing characters with small breasts is a federal crime. Specifically for fanart depicting characters with smaller breasts than the source material.

Shotaland has a “Small Breast Drawers” wall of shame which lists the first name of small breast drawers.

No last name or personal information is stored. This means it's entirely possible for a resident to appear on the list many times in a row.

There's no way of truly knowing if all those “Jerry” enteries are actually talking about multiple Jerry's or just one Jerry.

It is possible to request an alias be used on the wall of shame and the name does not need to be your actual first name.

This is the only punishment given to small breast drawers as we find it very funny.

:shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag:

disabled, to random
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I don’t give a damn, not an iota. Motherfucker, I’m a ᦓꪻ᥅ꪖ꠸ᧁꫝꪻ ꪊρ ᦓꫝꪮꪻꪖ!

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69% complete.

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Official symbol of the currency of Shotaland!
Introducing The Ara!
That'll be https://shota.house/emoji/Original_SH/Aracurrency.webp25

disabled, to random
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If you’re eating at a restaurant and you share a little sauce cup to dip your food in. Does that sauce taste better the more stuff you dip in it? With each food the sauce getting more and more seasoned as the various food crumbs flake off into the sauces? If so, would that mean it’d actually be more advantageous to dip your food into the sauce last? So that you get all the yummy flavorings from your friends foods that flaked off into it?

:thinknyan:

disabled, to random
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Still surviving off 4 hours of sleep, but now I’ve reached the point where I’ve been up too long, so i’m not tired. lol.

disabled, to random
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My wife looks so cute in the "new" (to her) dress she got. She looks like a little trad wife. :Disa_Drool:

My mom gave it to her, cause it was too big around the bust for my mom to wear. In general my wife and my mom have very similar clothing preferences, so it's the exact sorta thing my wife would normally wear.

Anyway, super cute on her.

disabled, (edited ) to random
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A short quick article, that I kinda thought would be interesting to write about. But a new article nonetheless! Hopefully, this will also help me make new articles as I won't be so scared about “topping” the last one.

https://crippled.media/privex-didnt-bend@privex @someguy

disabled, to random
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Got a hot 4 hours of sleep, just like I predicted.

RE: https://shota.house/objects/589608f9-ad5e-40b0-8cf9-0fd123b31523

disabled, to random
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I could go to bed now and get 8 hours of sleep….or I could stay up another 4 hours and get 4 hours of sleep…..

tomorrow will be miserable.

Possummachine, to random Japanese
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Macci's first time eating pizza that wasn't cold
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/118832403

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @Possummachine :makoto-writing: Rehnsturm can make homemade pizza and is practically an Italian chef. :anime_write:

sun, to random
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If I were mega wealthy I would start a laboratory called Crank Labs and it would try best-faith attempts at every free energy theory and antigravity invention

disabled,
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@sun I would genuinely love to see the results of that.

RehnSturm256, to random
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Would you rather meet a girl in the woods or a…“bear”? :catblush: :blobbear: hehee

[WindOrche]

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@RehnSturm256 Bear, definitely bear!

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 I know, but the image you replied with, didn’t have the question on it. So, my reply is to those images, but on this post, since this post had the question on it.

RehnSturm256, to random
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Now every time I see art of a bear monster girl, or girl in a bear costume, I think of that silly “would you rather meet a bear or man in the woods” meme. :blobcatlaugh2:

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@RehnSturm256 Well Rehn, would you rather see a Monster Girl Bear or a regular girl in the woods? :thinknyan:

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@RehnSturm256 I agree 100% A real woman is significantly scarier than a monster girl bear. Maybe I’d be small enough to trick the monster girl bear into thinking I was just a lost, lonely cub who needed to be adopted. :Disa_Flustered:

Regular girl has far higher likelihood of being flat, and that’s scary.

disabled, to random
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Kitty has zoomies :acat:

18+ EscBoy, to random
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The Economic Successcubus

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @EscBoy Well, I mean :Disa_Flustered: S-Someone’s gotta do it!! I-I s-suppose it might as well be me. :Disa_Flustered:

disabled,
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@EscBoy @RehnSturm256 I-I am just a little guy. :Disa_Flustered:

18+ renocoffee, to random
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I followed a rabbit on my way back home and thought about a rabbit hole….

And a cute bunny girl hiding inside :blobcatmelt:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @renocoffee putting veggies outside her hole? :Thinkeyes:

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
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yanks your foxgirl gf’s tail :blobcat3c:

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@RehnSturm256 Why would you yank MY foxgirl GF’s tail?

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Lol, yankin another man’s Fox Girl GF’s tail just to make her squeal! :jahy_laugh: this is truly the way.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Well, when you put it that way! :blobcathungry:

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GNYEPxtbQAAEJHu.jpg

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @branman65 @declarer7 and in order for her to get eye level with you she has to lift you to where your penis is inbetween her boobs. :Disa_Drool:

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whyyyy is finding a bf so difficult why do people just ghost you after a few daysssss

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @Paulajak @f_o_u_r_t_y State Mandated Dommy Mommy Harems. :Disa_Drool:

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@Paulajak @branman65 @RehnSturm256 @f_o_u_r_t_y I’d do it, even if it’s just to keep the mommy dommy wife harem. I don’t know if the state would want my genes spread though.

disabled,
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@paula99 @Paulajak @branman65 @mischievoustomato @RehnSturm256 @f_o_u_r_t_y GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME! GROOM ME!

disabled,
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@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @paula99 @branman65 @RehnSturm256 @f_o_u_r_t_y I’m a Shota AND I’m disabled. I have the right to be greedy!

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@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @paula99 @branman65 @RehnSturm256 @f_o_u_r_t_y I don’t want to have a who is more crippled competition, but I assure you, if we did, I’d win.

disabled,
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@mischievoustomato @Paulajak @paula99 @branman65 @RehnSturm256 @f_o_u_r_t_y tfw only 1 huge tiddied dommy mommy wife and not a harem of 100

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
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There’s mommy, and then there’s a naughty mommy. :Disa_Flustered: every good boy deserves to have both!

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disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!I’M A GOOD BOY!!!

disabled, to random
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Oh no, I hope no big tiddied onee-sans find me. :Disa_Flustered: Especially not with this sign someone put up!

disabled,
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@branman65 @RehnSturm256 I will try to defend us, but I don’t know how long I can keep them.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @branman65 You’re a good shota Rehnsturm!

disabled, to random
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What’s your take on AI being used for like, background art in video games? like not main assets or anything, but like paintings or other misc decorations.

disabled,
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@Jens_Rasmussen Yeah, that’s my take on it. I’m thinking like paintings hung on walls and stuff like that. Or heck, even like a texture for like a couch or something. This wouldn’t effect my enjoyment of the game itself and would probably drastically decrease the required budget.

I think things like, models, assets or actual like items or something that is an actual part of the gameplay would be different, that I’d want to be human-made. But something like background nonesense, I hardly notice it anyway.

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
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@nokudanovi @anaru imagine a fictional setting where entire towns have shotas to offer up to adventuring heroines as rewards for their help :Disa_Blush:

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@RehnSturm256 @anaru @nokudanovi I support this reality.

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@RehnSturm256 @anaru @nokudanovi I’d only be given as a reward to a guild filled with giantess HUGE BREASTED women. Cause I need a lot of tending too. :Disa_Drool:

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Fucking reCAPTCHA should be illegal by now. It's such a piece of garbage. Not accurate at all and just wastes your time with "select all until there are none left" seriously who thought this was a good idea? That person deserves a slow and painful death.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/59ce6fad-07e3-46bc-a4bb-3c74b5f9410a

disabled,
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@Professor_Groyper Especially since at this point, AI is probably better at solving these terrible Captchas than humans are. Cause, you know, the results from humans are literally used to train AI.

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SOMETIMES I FORGET BUT THEN I REMEMBER.... LIFE IS WORTH LIVING BECAUSE I LOVE ANIME MANLETS :uoh:

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@moyi @Hyperhidrosis @Kyou He’s definitely 29, though I understand the confusion, given the ears and all.

disabled, to random
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Turns out the store that makes my favorite soda (Store Brand Dr. Pepper Generic) delivers to my house!

I will never run out again!!! :smugified:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Dr. Pepper yummy. 😋

18+ basket, to random
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:Disa_Blush:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @basket There’s a 1st person perspective shot too.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @basket Disa needs cummies by big tiddy mommy harem please. :Disa_Drool: :blob_reach_drool:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @basket YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! :Disa_Drool:

Twig, to random
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Just the two of us…

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 This is us! :cat:

@Twig

disabled, to random
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@RehnSturm256 Just noticed it was your birthday!!! Happy birthday!!!! 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

VeroniqueB99, to random
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Bumble bee hind.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @VeroniqueB99 Looks like this bumble booty needs some buttering using honey! :ntthoneypot:

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