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Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

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Owner of Fediverse Bots
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disabled, (edited ) to random
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Does anyone else think most chocolate products smell kind of gross? They make my stomach churn slightly. Not all chocolate products do this, but most definitely do.

disabled,
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@degen Are you a left twix or right twix kinda guy?

@TURBORETARD9000

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@degen @TURBORETARD9000 But which do you like better, left or right twix?

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@Littledik Really? that’s interesting. I love the smell of cooked meat.

Do you have the same reaction to Chicken or other poultry? Cause to me they smell very similar.

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@TURBORETARD9000 @degen Are you suggesting it was a twix question? :Disa2:

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@degen @TURBORETARD9000 What do you like about left that right does not have? I don’t eat, so I’d love to know the differences. :Disa_Smug:

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I went on a coffee adventure yesterday and found this delicious new flavor! It has a bunch of interesting things in it, you’d be surprised at how normal it tastes. But it’s very tasty! :DisaCH_cofe:

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@TURBORETARD9000 I’ve never heard of Ryze, what is it?

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@TURBORETARD9000 Oh, interesting! I might have to look into it! I’m a bit of a coffee adventurer! I like trying new coffees!

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@momo I just got it because I thought it looked kind of unique and interesting, didn’t know there were supposed benefits to it.

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

I didn’t know Disa was still having lasting effects from that scare a few months back.

18+ disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Yeah, back when I was septic the doctors checked me for literally everything under the sun….except pneumonia. They did an X-ray, saw there was fluid in my lungs and said to my face, verbatim; “There’s some liquid in your lung, which could be a sing of Pneumonia, but we think it’s benign.” They sent me home the next day.

We asked them if there was anything we should look out for incase we needed to come back and they replied very cocky and confidently “You won’t need to come back.”

At first I was feeling great, then things starting to go down hill again after about 2 weeks. Once I got a temp of 104 we called my doctor and they said to go to the ER.

The doctor at the ER said, “Your right lung is surrounded with fluid right now and you have necrotizing pneumonia” Basically, the liquid was sitting there so long that my lung had started rotting away. They had to cut up the rotting part of my lung and hose it down. This left my lung kind of like swiss cheese. It was leaking both fluid and air. So, they had to put in 3 chest tubes to make it so the air would leak outwards and not inwards. (I’ve supplied a picture, but be warned it’s kinda gruesome looking.)

Usually, they’d be able to plug the holes using excess fat, but because I was just septic, I was still skin and bones. So, that’s why they had to put in the tubes. The tubes were in since October, slowly getting removed one by one as I slowly healed and went through some procedures to help with the process.

Got the last tube out 2 days ago.

So, the Pneumonia was entirely preventable, but you know the liquid was probably benign. No sense in checking to verify.

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@RehnSturm256 That’s definitely been my experience alright.

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

Ehhh is laughing at me! Bully bully bully! :agummypout:

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@RehnSturm256 @ehhh @critical That’s how the best friendships are made!

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@ehhh I’m recovering well! :Disa_Yay: How have you been?

@critical @RehnSturm256

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@ehhh @critical @RehnSturm256 Finally getting over everything from like 6 months ago. Just got the last tubes removed from my lungs. No more strings to hold this shota down! :Disa_Yay:

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@ehhh @critical @RehnSturm256 I made a little post about it here: https://shota.house/notice/Ae3f99EWrfiaks3xdQ

TL;DR: Doctors are dumb and sent me home when I had pneumonia. Causing my lung to rot and become swiss cheese. The tubes were put in to cause air/fluid to leak outwards instead of inwards.

The post explains way more, including a picture with the tubes in.

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@ehhh @critical @RehnSturm256 Hope that whatever they’re testing for that everything comes out okay! :02_pat:

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@ChristiJunior

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@RehnSturm256 @rainignterror1080p @ChristiJunior She’s kinda cute. 🥛 :Disa_Drool:

disabled, to random
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I nolonger have any chest tubes (what they call the tubes they put into my lungs), my lung issue which happened about 6 months ago is finally resolved. Went on pretty much the first real walk with my wife in about half a year. Feels good to be back! :Disa_Yay:

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@McMongoose I’m glad to be here! Back when I was septic back in September and my platelets had gone down to 13 (your platelets should be around 150,000 on the low end). The doctors pulled my wife aside and said, people don’t come back from this and told her to be prepared for me to die.

She has gone through so much in the past 6 months, I’m so happy we can both relax again. And I’m so lucky to be with someone so wonderful to stick by me through all of it, she never left my side even at the absolute worst of times.

disabled, to random
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Loli pins you down on hospital bed; what do you do?

disabled, to random
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@RehnSturm256 Makes the best baked buttered butts this side of lolistan. :loli_thumbsup:

basket, to random
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I’ve slowly been reading one piece. I originally started as a hater, but now I think I can say it’s the best manga of all time

disabled,
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@basket Do you read a lot of manga? I’m not much of a reader personally, but I do know. “Set sail for One Piece It’s the name of the treasure!“

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Should the childhood friend win?

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @locagainstwall If said childhood friend has absolutely gargantuan tits.

There are definitely some points gained from simply being the childhood friend; though, that will not make up for a small (or god forbid, flat) chest. It might give them the edge over someone with slightly larger breasts, provided that the difference is not too large.

And of course, there’s the always present lactation and dommy factors to consider. If the competition has massive tits overflowing with milk AND they’re a dommy. Unless the childhood friend is also a dommy with massive lactating tits, it’s over.

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@RehnSturm256 @locagainstwall Even just speaking from a survival perspective.

In a survival situation where there’s not a lot of food, a flatty will just eat and provide no value. However, a dommy mommy with gargantuan tits will provide both warmth, food and drink!

Just give them the limited food resources for their needs, and their body will do the work to fulfill your needs! It’s a win-win!

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@moyi @RehnSturm256 @locagainstwall Someone’s gotta do it, I’m happy I can supply the world with answers! :Disa_Yay:

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

:blobcatdroolreach:

[hikitogu]

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@RehnSturm256 @moi I think i’m beginning to rub off on you. :Disa_Yay:

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@RehnSturm256 @moi A mommy who absolutely floods your small shota belly with milk. To the point where you think you’re going to literally pop. With nipples so big they create an airtight seal so that it’s impossible for you to break suction with the massive nipple without her say so. :Disa_Drool:

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@RehnSturm256 @moi Need!

disabled,
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@zemichi @RehnSturm256 @moi God bless you kind soul! :Disa_Drool:

disabled, to random
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One of the best parts of making a website is implementing features that literally only I will ever care about.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @DrRyanSkelton The boozlement here is bamable BAMABLE I SAY!!!!

disabled, to random
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Finally figured out the perfect brightness and contrast settings for my computer to make it, so bright images do not feel like they are flash banging my poor eyes. :Disa_Yay:

olmitch, to random

Just went to Wendy's for a bogo deal. That meat was grocery store meat counter grade (This is not me complaining, McDonalds meat doesn't register as beef to me)

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@RehnSturm256 @olmitch I hear In ‘N’ Out is good.

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@RehnSturm256 @olmitch

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@RehnSturm256 @olmitch What about Arbys? Their slogan is literally “We got the meat!” is the meat they got not very good? :Disa2: Educate me Rehn!

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:blobcataww:

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@RehnSturm256 Perfect for meowshroom soup!

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 But, why? It’s a delightful taste sensation!

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Are you really willing to shy away from a bowl of meowshroom soup? This is a rare taste treat!

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 So do pufferfish, but people pay a lot of money for that taste treat! The danger adds to the flavor!

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@RehnSturm256 I take it the meowshroom is so delicious it brings tears to your eyes?

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Imagine being arrested for rape Skyrim mods

disabled,
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@lemoncoke @Kyou The oppressive nation of The UK is at it again, racing Canada and Australia to the bottom to see who can oppress their nation most in the shortest amount of time.

It’s a close race.

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disabled,
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@basket Two worlds collide!

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my first post

disabled,
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@basket Hello! Welcome to The Shota House! Hope you like it here!

tinosoft, to random

The anti-nuclear movement is responsible for causing decades of delay in human progress and in the fight and prevention against anthropogenic climate change. Meanwhile they promote inneficient and even tyrannical proposals to adress the issue. Dumbness on criminal levels.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @tinosoft

see: Germany.

CAREFUL REHN YOU’RE IN DANGEROUS TERRITORY!!!! DON’T MENTION THE WAR!!!!!

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Hey, guys, I got a shoutout on Seinfeld! TWICE!

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18+ RehnSturm256, to random

Wake me up in five hours :pepe_hands:

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@RehnSturm256 :Disa_Flustered: I’m n-not cute!

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@RehnSturm256 @degen

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