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@graphite@shonk.phite.ro

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average anarcom annoying autistic teen on fedi. i guess im genderfluid? ​:gndf:​

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graphite, to random

i love self hosting on my own hardware because i can post pretty much anything

eat shit, hosting providers. especially hetzner

RedCyberPandaz, to random
@RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

I showed my 14 year old nephew that "It will happen to you" video from the simpsons about getting old and being seen as out of touch, and told him "When I saw that when I was young, I thought it was a joke, but its real, just keep that in mind when people start saying stuff that doesn't make sense and they make fun of you for asking what things mean." And I dont think hes been the same since lol

graphite,

@RedCyberPandaz what video

im 14 too

graphite, to random
radmin, to random

Programming Language stereotypes that I've observed:

  • JavaScript is unreadable and it ruined the internet ​:sadblob:​
  • Python is a baby's language that is more bloated than an anime girl who was captured by tentacles ​:ablobcat_pacifier:​
  • C++ is harder than the steak you left in the freezer ​:neofox_googly_shocked:​
  • C is either literal perfection that we strayed away from or is more outdated than the original Macintosh ​:ackshually:​
  • Rust is pretending to be memory safe and is ruining Linux ​:richard_stallman:​
  • CSS will neverformat correctly ​:cate:​
graphite,

@radmin - (everyone (thinks (lisp (is (just (this))))))

graphite, to random

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privateger, to random

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graphite,

@privateger @RedCyberPandaz you still have to download stuff from private trackers...

graphite, to random

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graphite, to random

oh so you're an alpha male?

then you're unstable and not ready to be released

18+ graphite, to random

in an abusive relationship with NixOS (I can fix her!)

no you can't, bud, no you can't.

kirby, to random
@kirby@lab.nyanide.com avatar

this still makes me laugh how the tf is a website with this gif and the caption for the gif "My buddy eric did this once" blocked on the school network lmfao
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/c12543a8d5043309d78d4c05bc073daf3bfabffd0f654fd5067638ad31084d80.gif

graphite,

@kirby you pasted the wrong image, bud

graphite,

@kirby @Ukko switch to sharkey ​:trollface:​

graphite, to random

new celebration emoji: ​:patsTheShonk:​

RE: https://shonk.social/notes/9pb3di3znivk001b

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