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haberdasher

@haberdasher@poa.st

as seen on Gab, but absolutely nowhere else. in fact, i don't even know what an 'internet' is and i'm not sure that i'm even real.

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haberdasher, to random
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I'm about to transport this open "fifth" of raspberry schnapps to my mother's house and ...ummm... "get totally wasted" while I am ... burying drip lines for her sprinkler system.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/10132a4c-c608-4e17-9c67-447ad1a752b8

KiKi88, to random
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Can you top these?

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haberdasher,
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@KiKi88 no, I cant top those. :gayfrogsmile:

haberdasher, to random
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and he was blind when he was killed, not drunk

18+ haberdasher,
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@graf SPOILER: I have not once -- in some 40 years -- ever successfully completed a single game of NetHack across all versions

Highroehler, to random
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If I had a shekel for every time I bumped into @n3f_X outside @GolfCartLady 's window

haberdasher,
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@Humpleupagus @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Alex_Fog @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @feralphilosophernc @n3f_X I am been holocaust-erd. :|

sjw, to random
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Thanks boomers
https://bae.st/media/5531ea0cee88bdc5c3be5b85846fb58963bf689fb0568cf845de325242593b43.mp4?name=b2d18b17ec256471074883f06bb4ac05.mp4

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haberdasher,
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@sjw just this morning, on the way home from the gym, I was musing about how life for everybody under 80 would be better if WW2 'never happened' and all of Europe was under German control, and all of the Orient was under Japanese control.

irie, to random
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The people who did this deserve hell on earth

CW, Terrorists kill civilians point blank
Husky_1711133483520_BV0OWNHX5M.mp4

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haberdasher,
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@nosleep @caekislove @irie @sjw This might seem like a threat/insult from your perspective, but from the perspective of anybody who's been living in AmeriKaland for the past 20 years, Putin would be an improvement over the Presidents we've endured.

RustyCrab, to random
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It really pisses me off when I have 64 gigs of ram and programs still insist on grinding my disk to shreds with temp files instead of making use of that. Nobody's running terabytes of compressed data through a raspberry pi you stupid nigger

haberdasher,
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@RustyCrab @syzygy @zero you get 64GB RAM for your work computer? so jealous (am stuck with 16GB on my work laptop -- CHRIST, IT SUCKS)

haberdasher,
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@RustyCrab @syzygy @zero I'm perpetually at 90% CPU and RAM and I'm just using 40 browser tabs, Outlook and Excel. :/

Humpleupagus, to random
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haberdasher,
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@Humpleupagus i find all of these words discomforting. :|

haberdasher,
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@Humpleupagus them's all just yucky words

haberdasher, to random
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just because you're not conventionally attractive does not mean you have to deliberately make yourself unconventionally hideous.

> I'm talking to all you (trans)faggot mutants out there

sjw, to random
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The only people still living in NYC these days are the people who want to be there so it's okay to point and laugh.

232b26c6ce.mp4

232b26c6ce.mp4

haberdasher,
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@sjw that kitchen/shower combo probably makes it very easy to cook yourself up a pot of Kraft mac-n-cheese when you get home from another 19-hour day in fintech and need to wash the stench of subway-nigger off your body

JeffTheJoker, to random
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You guise.....I think I just thought of a new solution for Our nigger problem. 🤔

haberdasher,
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@Sui @graf @JeffTheJoker @Jonaschuzzlewit @Silverwolf @Gameplayer2099 can pulling reddit-tier "YoU dO ReaLiZe" faggotry be be a violation of the Poa.st TOS? good lord I hate that shit so much.

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    haberdasher,
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    @jeffcliff @PurpCat @stormbringer @brigrammer Jeff, of literally everybody on the fediverse, you are the only one who anybody would ever suspect of taking a rifle to a bell tower and shooting random passers-by with darts containing COVID-19 vaccines

    sjw, to random
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    Women with exciting vaginas

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw So... transwomen?

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw I dunno... from what I've seen screencapped on Reddit, them neo-vaginers are pretty damn exciting, if you're a Necromancer.

    haberdasher, to random
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    Skeletor > Sephiroth

    haberdasher,
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    @graf I can honestly say that I have never seen anybody try to make the case that Yuffie is Best Girl.

    Shadowman311, to random
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    I regret to inform you that b**mers are doing it again

    haberdasher,
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    @givenup @Spingebill @Shadowman311 follow-up poast I made in a different thread on the same topic.

    $289 per square foot in a home that was built in the 1960s.

    poa.st/objects/cab59c63-1c50-429a-aef9-3cc0197a693b

    haberdasher, to random
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    ugh. mouse shit on my Blackstone knockoff grill.

    haberdasher,
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    @graf I'm going nuclear on this griddletop so I don't die of hanta-virus shit-AIDS for a ribeye steak.

    haberdasher,
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    @graf yeah I'm going to set some traps around the grill and replace the cover. I hafta avoid pellet poisons around the grill because lovable (but stupid) doggo.

    sjw, to random
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    Fisting your big tiddie wife

    https://bae.st/media/38aff8bac2052ecbc97f13d5c0012e8df72db41d28d337db7d98d5a888defdf5.png?name=%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%B1%E3%81%A4_115559208.png

    haberdasher,
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    @BronzeAgeHogCranker @sjw yeah sure you do, Penisnocchio

    RustyCrab, to random
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    guy I know is getting mad that I use adblock

    haberdasher,
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    @RustyCrab oh, I was using adblockers because I'm not a nigger and I don't like being raped with ads for shit I don't want.

    but now Im using adblockers because every ad blocked means another blu-hair transfaggot Googler gets a pink slip from a senior management kike AND because I'm not a nigger and I don't like being raped with ads for shit I don't want.

    n3f_X, to random
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    lol sounds kinda talmudic

    haberdasher,
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    @Humpleupagus @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Doll @Sui @ThisFuckinGuy @gh0st1984 @Jonaschuzzlewit @n3f_X @Dan_Hulson @TimeSpent @All_bonesJones oh man, Q3 Rocket Arena... good times, good time.

    > "Slash" is best grrl

    sjw, to random
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    @lanodan :icecream:​:bidenicecream:
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    8221aa3cf5.webm

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw @lanodan i managed to hate-listen longer than expected, but did not finish the clip because I just want to GAS anybody who looks like that.

    sjw, to random
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    :bboomer:
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    ef5f677009.webm

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw Boomers should be restricted to:
    > rotary telephones
    > newspapers & magazines
    > AM/FM/CD radios
    > television

    they are wholly incapable of handling anything more complicated.

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw my Boomer Unit has a "Pick 15" package from her cable provider that she seems to be reasonably satisfied with.

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw it's not literally "ANY 15 CHANNELS YOU WANT" (i.e. HBO or international channels), but a list of some 30-40 channels and you can pick up to 15 of those.

    haberdasher,
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    @sjw I'm not entirely sure -- but I doubt it.
    I don't have cable TV service myself, and a quick check of the website, I'm not seeing this "Pick 15" package.

    I know my Boomer Unit has a paper copy of the channels that are available to choose from (i know it includes Fox News, HGTV, and stuff like ... Hallmark Movies), but I'd bet that ESPN is not one of them. Although I imagine those channels can be added a la carte for an additional (exorbitant) fee.

    haberdasher,
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    @coolboymew @sjw No, this is service for a private residence. I doubt the provider makes this package option known because it is assuredly the least profitable for them. I only know about it because I went to a cable store with my Boomer Unit one time in ...2023... and the cable store employee advised that it was an option.

    haberdasher,
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    @dictatordave @coolboymew @sjw I myself just use an off-air antenna and receive 30ish channels.
    > I get local broadcast channels in HD quality for the one-time price of a $35 antenna, so I am satisfied with that.

    I can also login to my Boomer Unit's account and stream channels on her 'Pick 15' package (currently cable providers haven't decided to be total fags like Netflix).

    RustyCrab, to random
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    The troons are in revolt against kagi now for simply including brave search proxy in their result options. The hit is small right now but if you wanted to sign up for what I would unironically describe as a "life changing product" this would be the time to support them.

    The owner basically said they weren't making politics part of their product decisions and the usual screeching and breaking of chairs followed.

    haberdasher,
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    @Hoss @PunishedD @RustyCrab See, I had no idea what any of this was about. But all I needed to see was the hideous face of a trans-streetshitter to know that I wanted it (the jeet) to be executed by a RWDS.

    BronzeAgeHogCranker, to random
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    in light of the most recent trooner shooter I think we seriously need to consider rounding up anyone who has ever posted a my little pony picture and hauling them in for psychological evaluation

    haberdasher,
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    @BronzeAgeHogCranker good start, but perhaps public schools should ask every adolescent over 15 "are you a boy or a girl?". anybody who fails to answer this very easy, very straightforward, very verifiable question are involuntarily institutionalized immediately.

    haberdasher, to random
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    CC: @MuscleOrc1221

    RT: https://bae.st/objects/730eb629-5bdd-4046-a3ca-da45024ec5e4

    coolboymew, to random
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEkSzcGIfW0

    CC: @graf @Leaflord @guizzy @moi @Tadano

    haberdasher,
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    @coolboymew @Tadano @Leaflord @graf @guizzy i remember hating this cartoon because of those fucking retarded noses

    > now im an adult and -- WOW COHEN-CIDENCE??? -- ugly noses are a tell now, too.

    haberdasher, to random
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    it might be a "baked pasta in a breadbowl from Domino's" kinda night

    alex, to random
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    This is peak

    video/mp4

    haberdasher,
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    @alex how do you get up every sunrise and still manage to be so consistently fucking wrong about anything in the "Culture War"

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