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kirby

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com

Hi!!! My name is kirby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's be friends!!!

also known as nyantide, curby, kirbal, kirb

been playing my favorite video game fediverse since November 2021

Married to Pleroma-tan since 2023. let's all love pleroma!!!!! :pleromatan:

@waifu is my favorite artist 🙂

:hacker_q::hacker_u::hacker_o::hacker_t::hacker_e::hacker_s:
"sussiest person on my timeline, kirby/10" -- @graphite
"kird" -- @pernia
"I look just like Buddy Holly" -- Weezer man

shoutouts to the real ones https://lab.nyanide.com/users/MK2boogaloo https://lab.nyanide.com/users/sysrq @f0x @waifu @0 @meso @pernia @MercurialBlack @dcc @theorytoe

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kirby, to random
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where's my openbsd install disk.. need to forget about these faggots

kirby, to random
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family members are starting to believe conspiracy theory shit they see on Instagram

Difficult to take the internet any sort of serious when people blindly believe random shit they find online

fml

kirby,
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@icedquinn everything is apparently poison for your body, and we should all starve

kirby,
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@icedquinn at some point when do you start to believe everything ever is a psyop

iska, to random

why is this so funny

kirby,
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@iska wtf are u using on qemu

lain, to random
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Hans Reiser wrote a long letter (from prison) about the removal of reiserfs from the linux kernel: https://ftp.mfek.org/Reiser/Letters/№2%20Hans→Fred/reiser_response.html

"post this on slashdot"

kirby,
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@lain did he write that last part and if so.. has he even seen the internet since 2006

kirby, to random
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@leap123 you have got to be kidding me you're fucking 14 and on fedi

kirby,
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@graphite @leap123 there are a lot of reasons people that young should not be on the fediverse but I am not changing any minds here

kirby, to random
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Mastodon is actually horrible to administer Jesus christ

Who made half of these design decisions? Monkeys snorting public pool water?

kirby,
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@lamp it's terrible to install, some of the instructions outright need changing in the documentation

Administering is not much better as there are no way to configure a lot of settings like disabling confirmation of email during sign up, nor is there a way to change the post count without changing code of mastodon itself

Plus with the undisableable media proxy you really just look at pleroma and say "lain is my new god"

kirby,
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@lamp "those are not things you are meant to be doing" does not nullify any of these points

In fact knowing garglenuts probably won't add support for any of these features and it will remain completely unsupported makes it even worse

kirby,
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@lamp say I design banking software except it has a bunch of missing features and things that make it an utter pain in the ass to use

And I say "this is how it was meant to be used, sorry champ"

Does that nullify any complaints that come through to the software?

kirby,
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@lamp ok, lessee

Pleroma: Microblogging software

Mastodon: ....Microblogging software

Wow. I'm trying to use it like... Microblogging software

kirby, to random
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Why are we using "computers" to access "the internet" for "the fediverse"

Why don't we just send each other pieces of paper with packet information on them?

nekofag, to random

?

kirby,
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@nekofag apt-get is old. Use apt instead.

RustyCrab, to random
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recipe site actually cook something and don't use stock photos challenge

kirby,
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@RustyCrab based.cooking is actually not a bad resource

kirby,
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@RustyCrab hm, really?

There's a lot more on the site than there was almost 2 years ago.

kirby,
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@RustyCrab fair enough

kirby, to random
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im fucking weezing at 5 am reading this shit

kirby,
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@anonymous @Suiseiseki cap their connection

kirby,
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kirby,
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kirby,
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@Humpleupagus @Suiseiseki @anonymous @threat doesnt look like it runs plain unix though, just file system

kirby, to random
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kirby,
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@Humpleupagus wassabout it

its basically specs of a laptop should handle mastodon fine?

kirby, to random
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is there a project like with mastodon fe for pleroma that lets you use it with anything that uses mastodon api in general

kirby, to random
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bitch wehat the fuck why are you putting your phone number on the fediverse

kirby, to random
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If you advertise yourself as a low level language meant to run on bare metal, you better give me control of everything, or I will die of heart disease

kirby,
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@Ukko I like manual memory management for bare metal scenarios actually

kirby,
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@Ukko give me a couple decades to implement the heap and such

kirby,
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@diazepam @Ukko ahh whatever I have a small brain.

kirby, to random
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kirby,
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@p @p Pete is your image just huge or is the media server still dead?

kirby,
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@p @p because i can't see it

kirby, to random
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Well I found the reason why those blocks appeared lol

kirby,
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@adiz they just don't like me lol

kirby,
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@adiz they brought up my profile, the loli nsfw rule [not allowed to be uploaded but can be viewed however not consumed to an unhealthy degree], and the mutualaid rejects LOL

kirby, to random
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who the fuck is gangstalking us and telling people these things

kirby,
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@McMongoose @sjw I'm sorey I truly don't intend to be mean to sjw :-(

kirby, to random
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okay, everything's looking alright

kirby, to random
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@diazepam what happened mang

Gargron, to random
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@cyberboy you were blocked by kirby

kirby,
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@Gargron i honestly thought I had blocked you before, hehe, silly

kirby,
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@PurpCat @Gargron oh no don't worry it's not gargoman he's defederated my instance too, it's just this

kirby, to random
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someone asks me "are you gettin freaky bro" after seeing me on pleroma fe mobile

okay this is one more incentive to just use soapbox on mobile

kirby,
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Pretty sure the pleroma fe nsfw cover image was responsible for that actually

I need to change it probably

paula, to random
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baking cookies rn

kirby,
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@DutchBoomerMan @paula @PeachySummer WHY ARE ALL THE two INSTANCES PAULA IS IN BLACKLISTED BY SOME STRANGE ENTITY WITH NO CONNECTION TO PAULA AT ALL

kirby,
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PurpCat, to random
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this is not a joke

kirby,
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@PurpCat oh no. What will I do in this current age of 6 years ago

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