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leyonhjelm

@leyonhjelm@breastmilk.club

Chief Supreme Court Justice of the Fediverse. Noted Fediverse war criminal. Lum enjoyer.

Ethnic Mandalorian.

If your skirt is too short the real solution is cuter panties.

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moi, to random
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:kanna_suicide:
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leyonhjelm,
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@caekislove

I seldom buy games less than three years old at this point. I didn’t even get a Switch until 2022

@moi

caekislove, to random
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This dumb wetback bitch is apparently unaware that the President has been openly drone murdering Americans without due process since Saint Obama

leyonhjelm,
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@Humpleupagus

The president is basically immune to every federal law except in cases of literal impeachment. And that’s not a criminal trial. It’s essentially an HR incident

@caekislove @GenesRus

leyonhjelm,
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@caekislove

The federal government was intended to be neutered and administrative

@Humpleupagus @GenesRus

RustyCrab, to random
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What if DNS stood for Dead Nigger Storage

leyonhjelm,
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@RustyCrab

It doesn’t?

sun, to random
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every trans person at the party I was at passed

leyonhjelm,
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@sun

Now I just doubt a lot of actual women are real women. They’ve been hit hardest by the tranny epidemic

@arcana @teratology

leyonhjelm,
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@arcana

The usual lunatics doing lunatic shit.

@sun @teratology

binkle, to random
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lets open a burger joint with a giant wall-aquarium around 3/4s of the dining area and have it filled with :spidercrab:

leyonhjelm,
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@PeachySummer

Regular fries or crab fries

@binkle

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BLOCK ALERT! branman65@poa.st blocked @ArdainianRight. Profile is available at: https://poa.st/users/branman65

leyonhjelm,
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@ArdainianRight

I think @branman65 once blocked me because I pointed out something protestant was also retarded

@blockbot

ChristiJunior, to random
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@SMetzeler If you don't appreciate Anime Girl Ass you're a fag. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

RE: https://www.minds.com/api/activitypub/users/457226875199033344/entities/urn:comment:1612930485112016903:1618593217106677778:1618615191467986945:0:1618726111259136006

leyonhjelm,
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@ChristiJunior

And tits

@SMetzeler

Weeble, to random
leyonhjelm,
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@Weeble

It’s weird but it’s not a buffet

@koimoa

graf, to random
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alright so somebody paid me to clear owls block list and im going to do it because its funny. but before i do, here is the total blocks owl has

pleroma=# select count(*) from user_relationships where source_id = '00000184-c2d8-5289-df9d-b5c32df30000' and relationship_type = '1';
 count
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   324
(1 row)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/d0549bf8-dad6-46bc-b586-27da062f0a70

leyonhjelm,
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@marine

35? Time for baby factory to go brrrrr

@ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @Xenophon @ghast @graf

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    leyonhjelm,
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    @Moon

    I guess the best way to communicate it is to remove the context.

    A lot of people will believe whatever contradicts the media in the West at this point.

    Others will parrot whatever foriegn or "aiternative" reports are opposite what the West mainstream says, without really caring what is true.

    Some find foreign or "alternative" reports trustworthy because they don't speak enough of the language to critically examine the sources.

    None of this has anything to do with accuracy of course. Could be that one or the other source is completely right and most people will neither know nor care as long as they can live with what they believe.

    @nosleep @icedquinn @toiletpaper

    leyonhjelm,
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    @icedquinn

    I don't even go that far. "news" is repetitive fiction with no application to my daily life, so if it's entertaining I might read it and if it isn't, I don't. In neither case do I allow it to cross into the realm of nonfiction at this point.

    @nosleep @Moon @toiletpaper

    sjw, to random
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    Never forget this lad
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    leyonhjelm,
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    @admin

    What about this lad

    @sjw

    leyonhjelm,
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    @admin

    I have no idea who the first guy was, I’m just shitposting

    @sjw

    icedquinn, to random
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    > yaml spec: 67 printed pages
    > toml spec: 25 printed pages
    > openddl spec: 25 printed pages
    > smalltalk: fits on a postcard
    > miniscript: fits on a postcard
    > lua: fits on two postcards

    :ablobcatcoffee:

    leyonhjelm,
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    @NEETzsche

    The only thing I like about it specifically over JSON is I can include comments to guide untrainable diversity hires who won’t read comments placed in dummy *_note keys, which I’ve tried.

    That said, when I need to write something that wants YAML I usually write it as JSON since YAML libraries are supposed to speak JSON.

    @icedquinn @chelqmaxxer

    18+ Weeble, to random

    Bruh ​:kou_disgust:​

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    leyonhjelm,
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    @koimoa @Weeble

    SpurgAnon, to random
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    If kikes are involved, the game is rigged. She was blowing one of the judges, the so-called doctor, apparently.

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    leyonhjelm,
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    @SpurgAnon she’s not a prize even by Ukrainian standards. I can think of ten Japanese women I’d pick over her and I don’t even follow Japanese live action media

    DaddyO, to random
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    I can't stand the ending to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The fact that this guy just waltzes off to go hang with the aliens, abandoning his wife and kids, whom he's put through hell in his psychotic obsession with the whole alien thing . . . it's a very sour taste. If they'd allowed the character some sort of redemption arc, so that he declined the offer to go in order to make good with his family - the movie would have been 1,000 times better.

    leyonhjelm,
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    @DaddyO

    I think if that were the script nobody would remember it today

    @klaatu

    leyonhjelm,
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    @Elf

    Nah you’re pretty much dead on. Except the film seems to want to do the thing where they take away everything and call the pittance they give back a win. Like taxes.

    @DaddyO @klaatu

    leyonhjelm,
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    @Elf

    Just watch Cool Runnings instead, it’s way better

    @DaddyO @klaatu

    tk, to random
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    :blobclown:

    leyonhjelm,
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    @Moon

    Unlicensed models with illegal datasets are what will be used, with something else on the public face

    @TURBORETARD9000 @tk @icedquinn @newt

    p, to random
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    Well, some time between 4 and 5 this morning, the dog (Coco) went. Last meal was a little steak but she wouldn't eat, the chemo had her nauseated. She was in remission from the first round, but it started to come back (epithelial lymphoma, large-cell, apparently not a goot prognosis) so the vet retried with a stronger dose a couple of weeks ago, but she never got over that hump.

    Think it was peaceful. She was on some new anti-nausea meds, so her last day was better than her last two weeks. In any case she slep through the night instead of waking up several times to shit or, since starting the new chemo, waking up to vomit.

    Last meal was a couple of pieces of the fillet from a porterhouse that I'd gotten to celebrate the first paycheck (turns out dog cancer can wipe you out). She didn't eat it but smiled like she did when you tossed her food or fixed her blanket, then she buried it under her pillow for later. We'd usually give her a bit and let let the cats have a pass at the bone and then let her spend a few days on it. (She was old so even small bones like that took her a few days.)

    Never met a dog quite like this. Never ate shoes or chewed furniture, only barked at cops. I hear she'd chase down guys that were smoking 27s when I wasn't around. ( I eventually went to vaporizers and then nothing.)

    These are some photos when she was healthy. I didn't take too many photos after she got skinny. (Around this time last year she went from 75lbs. to 45 in two months, we weren't sure what was wrong with her. She regained the weight after first round and got up to 70 but the muscle wasting from the steroids had made it hard for her to walk.)

    Anyway, she died in her own bed, under her own blanket, instead of at the vet's office. She'll end up under the avocado tree she enjoyed so much.

    So, anyway, I'm hammered and if anyone is looking for me, I'll be drinking more.
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    leyonhjelm,
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    @p

    Glad the last day was good. F

    @sjw

    leyonhjelm,
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    @p

    Sounds like a good end to me if it’s gotta come. Reminds me of being glad my mom and dad both got to be at home.

    @sjw

    sjw, to random
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    @nosleep :alex_jones_yelling:
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    leyonhjelm,
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    @sjw

    Oklahoma is truly the greatest state. I hope Oklahoma Indians use every part of the furry

    @nosleep

    Awoo, to random
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    I want to kidnap NEET Girls and force them to work in a factory. Sorry guys no NEET GFs for you. They will all die childless making microplastics in my factory.
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    leyonhjelm,
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    @coolboymew @Awoo @All_bonesJones

    ArdainianRight, to random
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    https://twitter.com/maklelan/status/1736898020938240029
    This lying faggot knows damn well what the Bible says, and he's basically saying God is wrong and the dudes who slurp cum out of used condoms in order to contract HIV are perfectly normal and healthy.

    leyonhjelm,
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    @ArdainianRight

    I lost all respect for “victims” long ago

    Awoo, to random
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    Which way Fedi?
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    leyonhjelm,
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    @Awoo flower

    mushroom_soup, to random
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    performance art is deeply unserious

    leyonhjelm,
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    @mushroom_soup

    I look like a low budget subscriber to Soldier of Fortune magazine

    @Awoo @Elf @Reluctant_Weeb

    Hoss, to random
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    Whenever a regular poster in this circle of Fedi suddenly goes radio silent, I assume he was graduated from the government watch list to the government act list.

    leyonhjelm,
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    @KillerMule

    First rule I learned as a DM is never reveal what’s needed on a roll and if the roll doesn’t help the story, ignore it and start bullshitting.

    @Awoo @Zerglingman @MK2boogaloo @MCMLXVIIOTG @Heil_Honkler @Hoss

    leyonhjelm,
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    @Zerglingman

    I roll dice in secret for effect. Or for real. And the players will never know. I also make players roll and don’t always tell them why. Random WIS or INT that may or may not influence what they’re told or what happens

    The best case scenario is the players feel like they’re in the situation and become more curious. And more in character. Overall, my players have been happy with the results. Only one was angry enough to start a band to play songs about how much he hates me. And the other unhappy player is my brother and he hates me on principle.

    @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @MCMLXVIIOTG @KillerMule @Heil_Honkler @Hoss

    leyonhjelm,
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    @rredball

    My principal loved me. We practically shared an office

    @Awoo @Zerglingman @MK2boogaloo @MCMLXVIIOTG @KillerMule @Heil_Honkler @Hoss

    mushroom_soup, to random
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    Fucking murdered

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    @mushroom_soup @Awoo

    They all look alike to me

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