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matty

@matty@nicecrew.digital

Christ is King
President/CEO of Benis, LLC
CTO of Wenis Holdings, Ltd.
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
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BigDuck, to random
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Few know this but Mastodon, Bae.st, Pleroma are all using the threads backend

Threads was coded and made by John Mastodon, and Gleason
Every single instance is powered by threads

Of course Graf the kike stole the threads backend code, is using it to power his jew owned instance.

I am very smart

matty,
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nice crew dot gov is just a sister company of edgar allen poe.st on the john mastodon backend, forked from Threads, which is rebased.

RDT, to random
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:pepe_nigger_a:

matty,
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:mfw_niggers3:

Apocalypser, to random

Hello Frens

matty,
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Welcome, nigga

matty,
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Say nigger :gunleft: :snurkey: :gunright:

s2208, to random

“to whom it shall concern”

matty,
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to whom'st'nt've'st'dve'nt'st'ng it concerneth

matty, to random
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Time to crank and cry

matty, to random
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No true sneedsman

tyler, to random
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How to use windows on linus?

matty,
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install gentoo

matty,
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I'd like to try my hand at installing Arch again.

PeachySummer, to random
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:animu_wut:

matty,
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Tell me this is real

HoroTheWhiteWolf, to random
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BREAKING:

Bernie Sanders has been identified as raping a young boy in a basement 30 years ago. Apparently there is a video.

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matty,
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Something wrong with Datsun?

matty, to random
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Acid reflux got me reaching for the Tums

mommabear333, to random
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Biden ends Title IX protections for women.
You no longer live in a free country, it's a dictatorship.
Especially the women in this country oh where are the men?

matty,
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What's that? Welcome by the way.

matty,
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Oh of course, I read about that. Men are women now, bigot!

matty,
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Look under your name in the post where it reads "replying to". That's who the post is replying to. It's a little different than other social media sites but you get used to it.

You're preaching to the choir regarding men in women's sports. None of us disagree with you, but you're addressing us like we are leftists or Republicans (also leftists). This is a group of generally National Socialists, Fascists or other flavors of nationalists. It would be good to drop the attitude and realize the company you are in here agree with you on most things. ​​If you're unable to understand nuance, I'd suggest going to spinster.xyz instead where you can flick your ​bean about men with the other cat ladies.

matty, to random
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@muffin_heeler

Nigger are you fuckin serious

matty, to random
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Singing along with Blood on the Risers as I work around the house at frightening heights (I am on a step stool)

matty, to random
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Good night nall yiggas

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s2208, to random

matty I got this thing going on where the little overlay windows stay indefinitely.

Is this a bug or am I an ungrateful user who can’t be bothered to click the X

matty,
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It happens. Refresh the page and it should stop happening.

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video/mp4

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matty,
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Has Israel been attacking Syria this whole time?

RR, to random
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I was at the Masters this weekend and saw this scrawled inside a portable toilet.

matty,
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:gorfstika:

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:letter_r2:

graf, to random
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good morning friends, in one day poast nitter had 7 million requests from over 100 thousand unique visitors and it appears none of it is scraping traffic 🎉

matty,
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I sure do enjoy the Mozilla chrome safari

graf, to random
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netyahoo bros its so over the middle east has fallen

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/0672b52a-9296-41da-bc85-b2f9524f7c76

matty,
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They're gonna put Trump back in and glass Iran

matty, to random
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Good night, nall yiggas.

18+ matty, to random
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matty, to random
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DHS just knocked on my door and asked me what I meant by "benis wenis"

binkle, to random
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i knew the perc was fake but i still ate it because im a gremlin

matty,
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:tsantmm:

matty, to random
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Niggers

Shadowman311, to random
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Whatever you do, no matter how curious you get, do not use Beeper under any circumstances, it's a matrix fork that can communicate with other chat apps. It does this by storing every single one of your login credentials on a server in Germany, a country that has compelled supposedly private services into providing them user info before. The difference here is that if Beeper gets compelled by Germany into giving up user data it won't just be one of your accounts that gets exposed, it'll be every single account you have as its service works by connecting to your messaging account and acting like another full instance of the app in question.

To test the service, I used an alt Telegram account I have, knowing full well that if Beeper tried anything odd Telegram would alert me beforehand, and sure enough they requested a full export of all my account data to some datacenter in Germany. And to make matters worse, they are now owned by the same people who own Wordpress and Tumblr.

This service has more red flags than the great leap forward, stay as far away from this service as humanly possible.

theverge.com/2024/4/9/24124179/beeper-app-automattic-acquisition-matrix-messaging

matty,
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holy fuck

matty,
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If what he's saying is true, and I have no reason to doubt him, this is big bad news for anyone that uses that service.

matty, to random
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Goalkeeper, to random
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matty,
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How do you think I got this far

matty,
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Hang on now man I'm witty and charismatic but not quite good looking that's why I wear the mask okay brother hh

matty,
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I have no idea who that is :02shrug:

matty,
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based

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I'm gonna visit you guys and whip that fuckin bad boy (the motorcycle) around

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matty,
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return err !== null ? err : null;
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err ? throw new Error(null) : console.log(Error(err));

Oven_Operators_LU_88, to random
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In 12 days or some shit, on kike passover

matty,
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I thought they were gonna do it today. Oh well, I hope they all get sniped before they hurt the cows. I unironically hold cows lives more valuable than a jew. ​

matty, to random
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Sploogebob

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matty, to random
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Bought my first Holosun rifle optic with magnifier. Should be here today. Pretty excited about it tbh

matty,
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I don't think I'll be posting any pictures of any of my firearms anytime soon :^)

matty, to random
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I just learned that polydactyly is a relatively common thing. What did those nephilim look like again...

matty,
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I never understood it. I don't find clowns particularly unnerving, it's the large mouth, sunken/dark eyes and disproportionate finger/arm length that freaks me out.

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So giant jews

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