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methyltheobromine

@methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz

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I'm god's happiest little accident

certified summer romance replacement

men want me. blåhaj fear me.

bisexual channerbrained allegedly "popular bitch" tranny

fuck around and find out

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vivi, to random

WHY ARE PPL LIKE THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO KISSING ON THE LIPS AND HOLDING HANDS OR SOMETHING!!!! INJURING EACH OTHER TO THE POINT OF BRUISING??? SICK

RE: https://netzsphaere.xyz/objects/a0131c74-86be-4040-b24b-c8fcba2c4b7f

methyltheobromine,

@Arcana @vivi i wasn't beaten holy shit... here get educated https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hickey

methyltheobromine,

@vivi @Arcana okay vivi calm down i think "bruises" was a poor choice of words here i didn't mean to cause drama lmao

methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @Arcana @vivi i was choked tho choking is relaxing af

methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @Arcana @vivi i thought people would know but im surrounded by terminal femcel virgins it seems smdh

methyltheobromine,

@Arcana @vivi jesus christ im at work i don't have time to play sex education substitute teacher on fedi rn

methyltheobromine,
methyltheobromine,

@Arcana @Ukko @vivi then you're autistic or asexual or a boomer in bed idk and I DON'T CARE why does me having sex ONCE cause such drama

methyltheobromine,

@nik @Arcana @vivi @Ukko yes :angrybottome:

methyltheobromine, to random
methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @tiskaan I'm going to kill you

methyltheobromine,

@lain already did post selfies! you're late

methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @tiskaan that's kinda hot, literally

shibao, to random

hey guys should i sign up for grindr

methyltheobromine,

@shibao i got too much attention on dating apps it was overwhelming and useless but, if you got the time sure

methyltheobromine,

@shibao how come i got matches but you don't??

methyltheobromine,

@paula9 @shibao but my face :puke:

methyltheobromine, to random

do people actually get money from ebegging on fedi?

methyltheobromine,

@vivi need. won't happen to me though :shrug:

methyltheobromine,

@Arcana @vivi lol. lmao. doubt. only works on dating apps and /soc/ in my case.

methyltheobromine,
methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @Arcana @vivi wait you're single? what happened

methyltheobromine, to random

hiii @tiskaan

vivi, to random

honestly as long as mabelz does her hello and nini posts on fedi the world is okay

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9pirmd3d47

methyltheobromine,

@meso @shibao @vivi they're both flat

methyltheobromine,

@vivi @shibao @meso I've seen pictures no you don't :hehe:

methyltheobromine,

@vivi @shibao @meso eh, no. maybe you looked flat under all the gear idk. im joking btw im the flat one here

methyltheobromine,

@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @meso what agony? christ get a gf already or better, stop being so desperate first

dav1d, to random
@dav1d@fedi.dav1d.xyz avatar

wonder what yassies search history is

methyltheobromine,

@paula9 @Ukko @dav1d @theking I'm half italian why does literally everyone on fedi says I'm not. cc @Mitsu

methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @paula9 @dav1d @theking yes. prepare to be boiled in your own "cooking"

vriska, to random
@vriska@lizards.live avatar

Every so often I stumble upon a thread that radiates "I can't cook" energy

methyltheobromine,
methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @vriska YOU BOILED BREAD CHEESE IN WATER

Moon, to random
@Moon@shitposter.club avatar

just heard a super loud car accident from all the way up in my apartment

methyltheobromine,

@Moon my bad

meso, to random
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe avatar

I Look like ryan gosling right now

methyltheobromine,

@meso pics or stfu ryan gosling is hot you will never be ryan gosling

william, to random
@william@genderheretics.xyz avatar

I think the bigger question is why there are 92000 trans/non-binary people when it was nowhere near that number just a few years ago.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4452248-half-of-trans-people-in-us-have-considered-moving-out-of-state-because-of-anti-lgbtq-laws-survey/

methyltheobromine,

@william i will take the bait: because it's safer coming out now.

methyltheobromine,

@william i don't really care about misgendering, i know what i look like.
it seems like it became safer to troon out, so now people like you are malding over us just living our lives, which in turn will make living trans either easier or harder depending on where you live and when. it seems like in america it's getting worse rn. you people really love mass hysteria huh. i live in a rather conservative rural southern german area and from my personal experience, most people don't care all that much, probably because they don't get it, but those who do will make it my problem.

methyltheobromine,

@william you're not trans so why do you care about us?

methyltheobromine,

@william @eris @meso also i am a women, not my fault i was born into this body. don't make you not getting it my problem.

methyltheobromine,

@william @eris @meso i change what i can change to cope with what i can't.

methyltheobromine,

@william @eris @meso i can't change my chromosomes but, the lack of aromatase? that's why i take hormones. living as guy is just not an option, i tried repressing and it why should i torture myself?
i still complain about this body. i make brainworms threads on here DAILY like im the most brainwormed around. but, it's getting better.

methyltheobromine,

@william @eris @meso it's not poisoning me. perfectly healthy.

methyltheobromine,

@william @eris @meso 14 months

methyltheobromine,

@william @eris @meso im looking forward to it :hehe:

methyltheobromine, to random

> tomato unfollowed

methyltheobromine,
methyltheobromine, to random

@Moon CHANGE THAT PROFILE PICTURE IMMEDIATELY :angrybork:

methyltheobromine,

@Ukko @Moon yeah right? like i was thinking "when did i follow some guy who looks like gargon (many people do)" i was about to unfollow then realized it's moon

methyltheobromine,

@Moon @Ukko based

Ukko, to random
@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space avatar
methyltheobromine,

@Ukko kys <3

methyltheobromine, to random

i... fucked up i have 4h of sleep left. rip.

meso, to random
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe avatar

paintingchads winning over doingnothingalldaycels CC @vriska @Ukko @eris @vivi @methyltheobromine @40 @dushman @yenguardian

methyltheobromine,

@Arcana @Ukko @eris @yenguardian @dushman @40 @vriska @vivi @meso > computer music bad
cringe + the future is now + L

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