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momo

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kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.
#ILMGF

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momo, to random
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Swift fancams, get ready to meet Swift hatercams (now that's dedication)

Kyou, to random
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I hope everyone here who wants a gf get one but she end up being super freaky like wanting to see your asshole and touch your protaste and bite your nipples

momo,
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@Kyou better than prostate biting

momo, to random
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The first ever REVERSE predator
https://nitter.poast.org/nazucos/status/1787641796815659172#m

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fedi users and vtubers are like jew and coin:
they endlessly fight over it and can never be seperated from it
@Wiz

RE: https://loli.church/notes/9syiphvrjy

momo,
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@Wiz @Kyou @theorytoe
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d turn on Discord notifications,
Just for you 💜

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What is your guys favourite genocide to deny? Mine would probably be the Bosnian one or whatever because of the funny Bosnian memes on TikTok and reddit 😂, do not reply to this post unless you're a principled Marxist

momo,
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@Ukko sips water cup in The Hague

Kyou, to random
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There's a yumejo x fujo war happening on Twitter right now

momo,
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@Kyou Yumejo produce the best art, so they win

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momo,
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@sjw that’s just Rainforest Cafe

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momo,
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@sjw As soon as I hit the international button, things looked a lot more helpful. My standards went from “can write complete sentences” to “actually interesting”.

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Would you d8?

https://bae.st/media/3970566107191fd2b19fa1cc5ffc5b43cc193846915b413187b1ea06d391b0d7.mp4?name=622f0a32f7.mp4

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momo,
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@sjw White girls are okay iff they are teachers

sjw, to random
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I should start writing checks instead of paying by card

momo,
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@sjw Bill pay through your bank makes this slightly less of a pain in the ass (for landlords charging fees). At the grocery store, they use third party scanners that rat out your account balance anyway, so it's literally just a more obtuse debit card swipe.

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I was obsessed with Timmy Turner when I was 10

momo,
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@Kyou I loved the literal yandere episode with the rich girl

sjw_waifu, to random

Why is @sjw still weed cat on here?

momo,
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@sjw_waifu @sjw mogu yacht

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excuse me :crabyss:

momo,
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@RustyCrab Gen Alpha's Korean fart game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-w1k7Z4nsc

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Women are retarded

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momo,
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@sjw pregnant gawr gura

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@Terry @p @p @graf :meru_whoa:
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momo,
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@sjw @p @Terry @p @graf It’s probably the most honest position a court has taken recently. It’s nothing more than how some judge felt that day.

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Is Elden Ring ever going to get its DLC?
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momo,
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@Awoo just got canceled

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@Kagekokoro no seggs before marriage
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momo,
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@sjw @Kagekokoro She either is not real, or desperately needs a night guard for those teeth

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momo,
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@sjw If Mike Pence had the heart, here’s how Bernie can still win:

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https://twitter.com/sena_workout/status/1749746173827825822?t=8QUazd_4uA5GdM6nEdDuqQ&s=19
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momo,
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@sjw @Fiddle @kumicota @VidyaH0meSyst3m @Terry @RealRaul @redneonglow @Nepiant absolutely perfect

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I went on a coffee adventure yesterday and found this delicious new flavor! It has a bunch of interesting things in it, you’d be surprised at how normal it tastes. But it’s very tasty! :DisaCH_cofe:

momo,
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@disabled I’ve had cordyceps powder before. It’s good for NGF, but I find Norwegian cod liver oil the best value for neurological protection/ recovery.

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@p Revolver = Nostr 2.0
Revolver is Nostr but with blackjack and hookers

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momo,
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@sjw @p Except by an act of Allah, I am not going to interact with SHA256 usernames

momo,
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@sjw @8f147f3636f1d5947148ea3a5cc84a@bae.st that handle truncated at “afab” for me. Such a girly username.

momo,
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@sjw @8f147f3636f1d5947148ea3a5cc84a@bae.st Think of the minimal odds of it being so. 16^4, at a minimum. And then times the chance of being truncated exactly there.

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Nephilim pussy
https://bae.st/media/9281d1e07dbe95855d51b23daa02cfbf45c3a8e2898c09c127cf74fe336a00f8.jpg?name=stan.jpg

momo,
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@deadheat @crunklord420 @sjw Nephilium? In my family tree?
It’s more likely than you think. Get a free scan now.

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Elon Musk Reveals Surprise Crypto Holdings As X Plan To Replace PayPal, Visa And Banks Quietly Accelerates Amid Bitcoin Price Swings

Elon Musk's social media platform X has quietly received another money-transmitter license, adding to a clutch that of state approvals as it looks to "revolutionize" payments in 2024...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2024/01/16/elon-musk-reveals-surprise-crypto-holdings-as-x-plan-to-replace-paypal-visa-and-banks-quietly-accelerates-amid-bitcoin-price-swings/
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momo,
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@sjw XRPee to da moon

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The fuck is going on with :bitcoin: transaction fees right now?
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momo,
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@sjw probably more Ordinal wars

Kyou, to random
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BASED

momo,
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@Kyou The fun part is that Target is sophisticated enough that it can tie together shoplifting across multiple stores into the same case. Shoplifters know not to screw with Target. Or at least stay exactly under the felony limit.

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someone should fine tune mixtral on n-gate. that way we can continue to hear about "hacker" "news" incorrecting one another :blobcat3c:

momo,
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@icedquinn Or, just make a Markov model of n-gate, and feed it into itself several times. It’s what they would have wanted.

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momo,
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@Awoo @Kyou @Reluctant_Weeb touhou themed blowjob?

momo, to random
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PLEASE make Stable Diffusion impersonate dentition moulds, before some obnoxious tech bro gets an idea

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/nixCraft/statuses/111700532515819453

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NVIDIA RTX 5090 Specs: Over 24000 Cores, 32Gbps GDDR7 Memory, and 1536 GB/s Bandwidth

The GeForce RTX 5090 will be NVIDIA’s next gaming flagship, doubling down on memory, cache, and cores. Multiple sources have shared their findings on the Blackwell top gun, which we’ll discuss in this post. RedGamingTech claims that the RTX 5090 will feature 204 SMs for a total of 26,112 cores. On the memory side, we’re…

https://www.hardwaretimes.com/nvidia-rtx-5090-specs-over-24000-cores-32gbps-gddr7-memory-and-1536-gb-s-bandwidth/
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momo,
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@sjw I found a leaked picture of the 5090 connector

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About to hit the bong then go on a 2 mile walk to the only weed store in town that's open right now.

momo,
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@sjw you know you’re high af when you want to walk outside

momo, to random
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Sir, a second twink has been obliterated in the Senate

RE: https://pl.valkyrie.world/objects/7e492e39-a937-4c78-9d77-3a2487ec9b1f

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Okay I have a :walmart: delivery scheduled for 14:00-15:00 today (in about 8 hours).

We have chicken noodle soup, great value :sprite:/:7up:, and some :gatorade:.

Sadly no delivery options before 14:00. Likely they're extra busy because of Christmas.

That's fine. It should be here in time for a late lunch.

I've only had a few nibbles of some instant stuffing over the past 2-3 days.

I woke up somewhere around 01:00 this morning with my sheets and pillow drenched in sweat. I was able to get my sheets dry by just turning on my ceiling fan for about 5 minutes while I did some stuff. My pillow was still damp when I got back so I threw a towel over it and went back to sleep. Now I'm awake and I certainly feel a lot better. I'm definitely not at 100% and I think I might still have a slight fever but I'm just trying to take it easy.

My main concern is hydration. This morning my pee was so dark it was almost brown. I've been drinking water but over the past couple of days it seems to just go right through me so I'm not really absorbing much fluids so that's not ideal

Oh actually let me add this to my order just in case that's still an issue.

It will be nice to be able to actually have a meal. Even if it is just chicken noodle soup and crackers.

Anyway, that's my status. Nose isn't stopped up, still have sinus drainage, still coughing every once in a while, throat is a little sore but not enough to be a nuisance, and I'm usually able to cough the mucus out of my lungs with little issue.

Gotta say it's a little odd that coof is so much worse now. When I got it like 2 years ago it was nothing but this round it hit pretty hard.

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momo,
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@CumskinFoidPuncher69420 Spice is great, it stops you from getting pneumonia as much. Or at least that is what I believe.

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    momo,
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    @Kyou lose weight (not too much or they will get ana face)

    sjw, to random
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    Would you fugg your wife right in the thigh gap?

    https://bae.st/media/a42e59b57d26af5fff0d9c8b6b3f933029e5c0f88227e60063c3be615e40e5ed.png?name=pool_91884832.png

    momo,
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    @sjw okay babe, put on the Suisei kigurumi

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    The grocery store was out of rotisserie chickens so I'm cooking a chicken thigh for Cornbread myself
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    momo,
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    @sjw One time I drastically undercooked tenders, and they were super juicy. Didn't get sick, luckily.

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    I can't wait for the 2024 Twerkathon® :amogus_twerk:
    :ad:

    momo,
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    @sjw White girls' gyatts when it's time for pumpkin spice

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