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sampo

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war enjoyer. corporation fan. plastic connoisseur.

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There's 20 thousand people in the prechat with an hour more to go

@zemichi get in here

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The best solution to the problem of proprietary messaging apps is to alienate the few friends you used to have and only ever talk to your cat

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ahahaa it's so much better than I ever expected. you've dug your grave nijisanji, now lie in it

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looks like I'm not playing anything, internet isn't feeling too speedy tonight

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I saw the new ghostbusters trailer on a stream and I just find it very difficult to give a fuck. ha ha bustin lmao. if you want to impress me I'd like to see a remake of the original but based on the early screenplay aykroyd wrote by himself. would be pretty based

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@sjw there's about 10 years worth of movies that everyone's gonna be ignoring pretty hard soon, better get used to it

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my arm is killing me

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I really should just leave it at that but

tfw you craft a comparatively colossal egregore with actual human batteries, feed bad vibes into it and act surprised when it claps back

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I try to dig myself into a pit of detachment from reality and at the end of the day my shovel hits politics

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I wish pleroma had custom emojis

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god my sides hurt

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the cat found my valerian tea and now she's acting like she took a tab of acid. I don't think I've ever seen this before, apparently cats go nuts from that

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when the fuck are they gonna add sex to palworld

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is posting and consuming porn all day trad or not?

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@lain >14 hours of scrolling porn every day
>why doesn't my dick work, must be the microplastics

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I'm a winter hater 4ever but you gotta love seeing dogs wearing boots

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Not gonna watch pomu's last stream, I don't wanna get sad because it makes me think about the fall of rome

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@sjw oh I'm quite happy, i don't take anything seriously anymore

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@sjw not really, I've ascended beyond all these weak minded sex-havers

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Should probably sleep at some point. It's been a night of retardation and disappointment. I had to pick up the phone a couple of times which goes completely against my code

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hey jeff, really loving the goon cave, very impressive. love the wood paneling. is that a camera?

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You can do aaaaanything with AI! 🦄🌈

joe biden smoking weed

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man I worked so hard to find that stupid porn music video that lebron was posting about earlier and now it's too big to upload, sadge. took a while too, that guy clearly doesn't want it on the internets.

It's actually fun as shit though, well worth 50k for the lulz. kind of like shecameforcwc on steroids

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what should I get for my home gym for doing cardio? I don't wanna leave the house

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Or maybe it's just CBT

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speaking of scifi I finally got my ass around to reading dune, the other 5 books I mean. I don't know man, what can I say. it was a steady decline over the last 3 books but I still wanna sperg out about how much I liked it.

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it saturdey

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what's a good VR doohickey thingimabob to get

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@sjw fuck, there goes my plan

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fridey soon.

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just learned that the japanese localization of genshin impact is called "rape of nanking"

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wat

is the fake bitcoin thing real now

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@sjw the SEC twitter thing yesterday

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@thendrix @sjw I was just going to post that only nerds manage their own investments

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Anyway say hello. New fren.

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Big dick is back in town

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@vala I sleep soundly knowing that my admin has a small penis

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