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war enjoyer. corporation fan. plastic connoisseur.

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I'm a cumpilled cummaxxer cumcel

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how I sleep knowing that stinky nerds are fighting each other on the internet again instead of writing code

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Ei saakeli, oiskohan mussakin ainesta presidentiksi

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ok who the fuck is trying to make money off a solar eclipse now. never seen this much news about one before. what's the catch

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thanks for the help dude

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should I be blazing it instead of drinking myself to the grave? one of my coworkers has been really pushing it on me but I just don't know

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@thendrix tfw I find out big weed is paying his mortgage

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@sjw @thendrix >monsanto
I'll just keep drinking I guess

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I'm totally shitfaced and listening to some good records. I thought I was over this but it really is a nice way to spend a friday

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I can have a little johnnie walker as a treat

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    sampo,
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    @RehnSturm256 3dpd is a dead end my friend

    sampo, to random
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    Who cares about the authenticity of some random pussy, what onlyfans should really focus on is getting the AI to flag FAKE and EDITED fart sounds in these videos, we can't let these frauds keep getting away with it.

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    @sjw @matrix are you sure they would have to change something in the TOS? I wouldn't be surprised if they already sign away all real and imagined rights, porn companies are funny like that

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    CIA is the obvious low hanging fruit when it comes to any kind of mass murder but I wanna find out more about the Rurik connection, he seems pretty suspicious

    sampo, to random
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    I got a wake up light because my irregular schedule is starting to fuck me somewhat. It starts slowly blasting my face with light 40 minutes before my alarm and after about a week I think it does work. I haven't gotten to the point of staring at red lights in the morning or putting thermometers in my ass but I'm sure that'll come with time too

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    >look at the news
    >look at calendar
    schizo bros I'm gonna need a list of known skull and bones members who are currently in positions of power

    sampo, to random
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    oh come on, did he freak out

    literally nothing will happen

    sampo,
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    @sjw some internet autismo found out who he is

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    @takao @deadheat @kumicota
    I nominate False for best fisherman of the year for casting the biggest bait ever known to man and catching a whale.
    :back_from_gab: :gamer: :jokerlol:
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    sampo,
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    @zemichi @kumicota @deadheat @takao this is funny as shit. I don't believe false planned this because he's not smart enough, nor do I believe niji was up to anything with the con. Doesn't matter, I'll take it. I hate him but I tip my fedora

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    I could be the genocidal tyrant who listens and understands

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    sampo, to random
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    neat, doki strim a bit earlier tonight

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    feet

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    can't stop winning

    sampo, to random
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    Lurking still hasn't stopped making me feel like shit. I guess I'll wait for the next happening

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    I'm glad doki's lawyer is presumably some kind of expat. Imagine having a canadian lawyer and when you hear the charges he just goes "I'm sore-ree"

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    the video of vaush explaining his pornography is insane and I had to stop listening. How could you even say these things? I would just turn it into a repressed memory. No, this nigga is gonna explain shortstack goblin porn on his youtube stream and like this is okay but im gonna get banned for saying the nword.

    sampo,
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    @thendrix @crunklord420 if I see one leaked email of obama ordering a shortstack goblin to be flown to DC for his party I'm going fucking insane

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    laiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn when are you gonna visist finland

    sampo,
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    @hj it wouldn't be a smart move unless he really wants to be made into a human coffee table for my bondage dungeon

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    I deepry aporogize

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    COMFYNESS is now OUTLAWED

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    How mad at your own hardon do you have to be to choose moralfagging about matsuri over the absolute hilarity that is the picture of a horsecock in a literal bucket of cum

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    @zemichi 9000 hours in gimp

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    >sports ball
    grow up and go watch some vtubers

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    I just realised I haven't eaten anything this weekend

    sampo, to random
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    Out of the new mascots I'm definitely the one with the long neck

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    Comfy

    sampo,
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    @sjw how do I even punch holes in the walls if my fist is all the way over there

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    18+ sampo, to random
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    awooga awooga

    sampo, to random
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    On a more serious note, I would drag my balls through a field of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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    this will never not be funny to me
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    sampo,
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    @nosleep how gentlemanly to call it "arriving"

    sampo,
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    @nosleep hold on I'm close, let me put on my monocle

    sampo, to random
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    it's because of the thing doki said on the stream last night but I saw this headline from 2060 very vividly in a dream

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    I'm not gonna be quick enough to get the merch am I

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    Seems to have stabilized at around 125k. Good stuff

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