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sampo, to random
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sampo, to random
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I'm a cumpilled cummaxxer cumcel

sampo, to random
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how I sleep knowing that stinky nerds are fighting each other on the internet again instead of writing code

sampo, to random
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sampo, to random
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Ei saakeli, oiskohan mussakin ainesta presidentiksi

sampo, to random
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ok who the fuck is trying to make money off a solar eclipse now. never seen this much news about one before. what's the catch

nosleep,
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@sampo it's just an exciting event. it happens so rarely in these parts of america

sjw,
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@nosleep @sampo but what about the earthquakes and mass casualty events?
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sampo, to random
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thanks for the help dude

sampo, to random
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should I be blazing it instead of drinking myself to the grave? one of my coworkers has been really pushing it on me but I just don't know

sampo,
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@thendrix tfw I find out big weed is paying his mortgage

thendrix,
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I don’t imbibe, but hopefully we’ll be able to sell homemade suppressors from road side fruit stands – in my life time – to honor the founders of this nation.

sampo, to random
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I'm totally shitfaced and listening to some good records. I thought I was over this but it really is a nice way to spend a friday

sjw,
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sampo, to random
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I can have a little johnnie walker as a treat

sampo, to random
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Who cares about the authenticity of some random pussy, what onlyfans should really focus on is getting the AI to flag FAKE and EDITED fart sounds in these videos, we can't let these frauds keep getting away with it.

sampo,
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@sjw @matrix are you sure they would have to change something in the TOS? I wouldn't be surprised if they already sign away all real and imagined rights, porn companies are funny like that

sjw,
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@sampo @matrix yeah I don't know if they were smart it'd already be in there

sampo, to random
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CIA is the obvious low hanging fruit when it comes to any kind of mass murder but I wanna find out more about the Rurik connection, he seems pretty suspicious

sampo, to random
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I got a wake up light because my irregular schedule is starting to fuck me somewhat. It starts slowly blasting my face with light 40 minutes before my alarm and after about a week I think it does work. I haven't gotten to the point of staring at red lights in the morning or putting thermometers in my ass but I'm sure that'll come with time too

sampo, to random
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>look at the news
>look at calendar
schizo bros I'm gonna need a list of known skull and bones members who are currently in positions of power

sampo, to random
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oh come on, did he freak out

literally nothing will happen

sjw,
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@sampo what happened?

sampo,
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@sjw some internet autismo found out who he is

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