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Ukko, 4 months ago to random

Is there a single instance that doesn't block / isn't blocked by poast

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko Me lol. I even made sure that you can’t doxx their admin by a clever use of the keyword replacement MRF!

Ukko, 4 months ago to random

my TRANS ROOMMATE whom I have enslaved as a KITCHEN SERVANT by virtue of knocking 50$ off HER rent

does a shit awful job at keeping the kitchen clean this is really a bad deal for me

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko have you tried putting a french maid outfit on her?

subtype, 4 months ago to random

My posts are designed by a professional writing team. I don't accept outside contributions to the content of posts.

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko subtype closed this as not_planned

yassie_j, 4 months ago to random

"Girls watch out for other girls" shouldn't really apply if the other girl has a private jet that takes a flight between two airports in the same city

Why are so many people so keen to simp for another billionaire because they believe she's a #girlboss?

Taylor Swift's gender does not make her less of a polluter.

It is in the common interest that we know how billionaires use their private jet.

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko @yassie_j
>Cmon this is like making a public post on the Mastodon Network and complaining it's visible from other instances.

:akko_thonk:

subtype, 4 months ago

@yassie_j @OblivionMagician "your emissions are like a small country's worth" sounds like a playground insult ngl

Ukko, 4 months ago to random

Eris sure does know how to throw a party

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko when your expectations are so high that even eris dying only slightly cheers you up

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko I should go back to my colony where I left one prisoner with gunshot wounds and broken bones outside for a night out of my incompetence, but it turned out he was a masochist and enjoyed every second of it.

eris, 4 months ago to random

threw up these bans FYI

>but eris shouldn't you just ban them user by user I wanna talk to chud1488

no

subtype, 4 months ago

@Ukko @eris I sometimes wonder if maybe y'all are right and I'm just making things harder for myself out of stubbornness by having a shorter block list than single user instances of cis dudes.

Ukko, 5 months ago to random

Emacs: a half-assed lisp machine with a shitty built-in editor

Acme: a half-assed window manager with a shitty built-in editor

subtype, 5 months ago

@Ukko shots fired

Ukko, 5 months ago to random

You wouldn't download a fish

subtype, 5 months ago

@Ukko shout out to the considerate people who have a fish upload ratio over 1

bl00d, 5 months ago to random

Borgar day

subtype, 5 months ago

@bl00d

subtype, 5 months ago

@bl00d bad pun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimmuborgir (the band is named after this place btw)

Ukko, 5 months ago to random

Me and who

video/mp4

subtype, 5 months ago

@Ukko but which one are you

bl00d, 5 months ago to random

take my hand and let's go to the pure illusion together :senkohappy:

subtype, 5 months ago

@Ukko @bl00d https://tube.raccoon.quest/watch?v=ucZ256S6Az8

🎶 come close your eyes, wake yourself from these dreams
reality is ripping at the seams 🎶

Ukko, 5 months ago to random

This game is rigged!! You can't combine Pipe and Fire Flower!

subtype, 5 months ago

@Ukko @vaartis I wondered how did you guys get the graph display, but apparently it just doesn’t show on mobile :akko_confused: